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  • #31
    Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    OK, but I'm a little concerned about you living just 27 miles from San Francisco. Do you ever get on a boat and sail over here to watch dirty movies and fornicate with construction workers?
    Fortuently i live in the Atlantic Faroe Islands, and as you may know, the atlantic is on the eastern side of America

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    • #32
      Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

      Nothing wrong with a little seal meat.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

        Usually we throw some seals into the water if there isnt enough dolphins for the yearly dolphin killing festival

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        • #34
          Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

          Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
          Fortuently i live in the Atlantic Faroe Islands, and as you may know, the atlantic is on the eastern side of America

          So you're telling us you routinely drive from your island to Atlantic City, which is just as sinful as San Francisco, but also carries the added hazard of being owned and operated by Jews.

          I really think you need to relocate to some place where you don't have such easy access to such dangerous sin-traps!
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          • #35
            Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

            Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
            Usually we throw some seals into the water if there isnt enough dolphins for the yearly dolphin killing festival
            I'm not fond of seal meat myself, but my Eskimo wife absolutely loves it! Especially raw seal eyeballs, preferably from baby seals. Sadly, the communist hippy tree-huggers have made it illegal to club baby seals to death in Godless Canada anymore, is that still allowed in the Faroe islands? If so, we may schedule our next vacation there. If not, I understand. You're still under the rule of your Denmarkistani Overlords. We still might visit for the whale slaughter though. That looks like a real hoot!

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            • #36
              Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

              Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
              We eskimoes hunt and kill what we eat, just like it says in The Bible, and its fun for the whole family.
              Well, Sweetness, you won't get any argument here. Kill them all! we say. God will soon provide us with a clean slate, a heaven where dolphin steaks are on the dollar menu at the celestial McDonalds.

              Now that you have failed to shock us, you got anything else?
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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              • #37
                Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                I'm not fond of seal meat myself, but my Eskimo wife absolutely loves it! Especially raw seal eyeballs, preferably from baby seals. Sadly, the communist hippy tree-huggers have made it illegal to club baby seals to death in Godless Canada anymore, is that still allowed in the Faroe islands? If so, we may schedule our next vacation there. If not, I understand. You're still under the rule of your Denmarkistani Overlords. We still might visit for the whale slaughter though. That looks like a real hoot!
                It is legal to club seals in the Faroe Islands, the Denmarkistanis allow us to have some laws regarding liberal things like "animal rights", and we all know that animals shouldnt have any rights

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                  Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                  It is legal to club seals in the Faroe Islands, the Denmarkistanis allow us to have some laws regarding liberal things like "animal rights", and we all know that animals shouldnt have any rights
                  Right you are. Our moral intuitions may tell us that animals should be treated with a modicum of mercy, but the Bible informs us that they should not.

                  Genesis 1:26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Right you are. Our moral intuitions may tell us that animals should be treated with a modicum of mercy, but the Bible informs us that they should not.

                    Genesis 1:26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
                    Amen! The Words of the Lord are as powerful today as they were when He created the Earth, 6,000 years ago!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                      I have had bear meat before but never any dolphin, but those photos you posted of the hunt sure got my appetite going.



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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                        Shout GLORY!!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                          A guide on how to make whale burgers for the whole family, filmed in here my village



                          and not only do they show how to make delicious burgers, they also show how cooking should be done in a True Christian™ way

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            OK, but I'm a little concerned about you living just 27 miles from San Francisco.

                            Credit where credit due. At least these Egyptians are doing what they can to keep those dolphins out of the bay, where they can fowl speed boat propellers and jet ski engines.
                            The Lord is my shepherd.

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