Hello from the Faroe Islands

[Proud Faroese]

I am a proud Faroese christian, and i higly support everything you write about sinful nations and false religions, except the part about the Faroe Islands. I understand if you confused the Faroe Islands with the sinful and Godless Scandinavian mainland countries, because they think they own us. However, the Faroe Islands is one of the most Christian countries in Europe, we believe in The Bible and Jesus. Unfortuently our country is officially a part of the sinful and Godless socialist Kingdom of Denmark, so we cant have our own laws, but we sure would like to have it. Personally i would support an American takeover of the Faroe Islands, so that we dont have to be a part of Godless europistan. Isolated islands are always the most Christian parts of Europe, another good example is Iceland, which is one of the very few European countries where porn is illegal


The countries marked green is countries where porn is legal. The countries marked yellow is countries where porn is legal but restricted. The countries marked red are countries where porn is totally banned, and Iceland is one of these countries. The people of the Faroe Islands would love to ban porn, but Denmarkistan doesnt allow us
And dolphin hunting is fun

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I am a proud Faroese christian

I see you capitalize Faroese, but not Christian. This makes you God's enemy.

Matthew 12:30

King James Version (KJV)


30He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.


Revelation 3:16

King James Version (KJV)


16So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


If you would repent of being Faroese, God might have a place for you in Heaven. Why do you hate America and worship foreigners?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

This pervert seems more interested in porn than God.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

What's a faroe island? Is that some egyptian thing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

What's a faroe island? Is that some egyptian thing?

That's what I thought. One of those bugs they worship.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

This pervert seems more interested in porn than God.

Now, now. Give her a chance - she might be one of the good ones. Though I can't quite figure out what this has to do with Egypti. Maybe she's a Coptic?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Now, now. Give her a chance - she might be one of the good ones. Though I can't quite figure out what this has to do with Egypti. Maybe she's a Coptic?

I'm sure the Lord would accept it, if it would only repent of being Faroese.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I am very sorry for not capitalizing Christian, you see, its hard to speak American when you are a foreigner. The Faroe Islands is a European country and has nothing to do with Egypt, and we love dolphin fishing, actually we even have our own yearly dolphin killing festivals!





Jesus was also a fisherman, so i dont see anything wrong in doing this, its fun for the whole family

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Something tells me this eskimo wants to shock people with proper use of God's creatures as man wishes.

How bizarre.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

We eskimoes hunt and kill what we eat, just like it says in The Bible, and its fun for the whole family.

[Barry]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I don't know who I hate most Egyptians and their filthy false prophet or dolphins who are always smiling at you, even when its not funny.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

And so do we, those Egyptians are all mooslims and pagans, including the Koptiks or whatever they are called, they worship a Pope, True Christians worship JESUS

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

We eskimoes hunt and kill what we eat, just like it says in The Bible, and its fun for the whole family.

Praise!

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I am very sorry for not capitalizing Christian, you see, its hard to speak American when you are a foreigner. The Faroe Islands is a European country and has nothing to do with Egypt, and we love dolphin fishing, actually we even have our own yearly dolphin killing festivals!





Jesus was also a fisherman, so i dont see anything wrong in doing this, its fun for the whole family

Praise Jesus!!

Welcome, fellow Eskimo! Oh how I wish i could jump in those waters and participate in the butchering! And the feast!

I rarely smile, but I am smiling now! Thank you for those beautiful pictures.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

And so do we, those Egyptians are all mooslims and pagans, including the Koptiks or whatever they are called, they worship a Pope, True Christians worship JESUS

Praise Jesus, and welcome to God's favorite forum. I don't know how to say that in the native Farisiean grunts and clicks, but I guess the Holy Spirit will interpret for me.


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