[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

OK, but I'm a little concerned about you living just 27 miles from San Francisco. Do you ever get on a boat and sail over here to watch dirty movies and fornicate with construction workers?

Fortuently i live in the Atlantic Faroe Islands, and as you may know, the atlantic is on the eastern side of America

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Nothing wrong with a little seal meat.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Usually we throw some seals into the water if there isnt enough dolphins for the yearly dolphin killing festival

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Fortuently i live in the Atlantic Faroe Islands, and as you may know, the atlantic is on the eastern side of America

So you're telling us you routinely drive from your island to Atlantic City, which is just as sinful as San Francisco, but also carries the added hazard of being owned and operated by Jews.

I really think you need to relocate to some place where you don't have such easy access to such dangerous sin-traps!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Usually we throw some seals into the water if there isnt enough dolphins for the yearly dolphin killing festival

I'm not fond of seal meat myself, but my Eskimo wife absolutely loves it! Especially raw seal eyeballs, preferably from baby seals. Sadly, the communist hippy tree-huggers have made it illegal to club baby seals to death in Godless Canada anymore, is that still allowed in the Faroe islands? If so, we may schedule our next vacation there. If not, I understand. You're still under the rule of your Denmarkistani Overlords. We still might visit for the whale slaughter though. That looks like a real hoot!

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

We eskimoes hunt and kill what we eat, just like it says in The Bible, and its fun for the whole family.

Well, Sweetness, you won't get any argument here. Kill them all! we say. God will soon provide us with a clean slate, a heaven where dolphin steaks are on the dollar menu at the celestial McDonalds.

Now that you have failed to shock us, you got anything else?

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I'm not fond of seal meat myself, but my Eskimo wife absolutely loves it! Especially raw seal eyeballs, preferably from baby seals. Sadly, the communist hippy tree-huggers have made it illegal to club baby seals to death in Godless Canada anymore, is that still allowed in the Faroe islands? If so, we may schedule our next vacation there. If not, I understand. You're still under the rule of your Denmarkistani Overlords. We still might visit for the whale slaughter though. That looks like a real hoot!

It is legal to club seals in the Faroe Islands, the Denmarkistanis allow us to have some laws regarding liberal things like "animal rights", and we all know that animals shouldnt have any rights

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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It is legal to club seals in the Faroe Islands, the Denmarkistanis allow us to have some laws regarding liberal things like "animal rights", and we all know that animals shouldnt have any rights

Right you are. Our moral intuitions may tell us that animals should be treated with a modicum of mercy, but the Bible informs us that they should not.

Genesis 1:26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Right you are. Our moral intuitions may tell us that animals should be treated with a modicum of mercy, but the Bible informs us that they should not.

Genesis 1:26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Amen! The Words of the Lord are as powerful today as they were when He created the Earth, 6,000 years ago!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I have had bear meat before but never any dolphin, but those photos you posted of the hunt sure got my appetite going.



What do we call you, friend?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Shout GLORY!!!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

A guide on how to make whale burgers for the whole family, filmed in here my village

and not only do they show how to make delicious burgers, they also show how cooking should be done in a True Christian™ way

[Barry]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

OK, but I'm a little concerned about you living just 27 miles from San Francisco.

Credit where credit due. At least these Egyptians are doing what they can to keep those dolphins out of the bay, where they can fowl speed boat propellers and jet ski engines.