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  • #16
    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    You will never be banned from this website until you feel the unconditional love of Christ and the member's of Landover. Would you like to join me in a prayer of thankfullness?
    Indeed We do not ban the heretic because he resists us; so long as he resists us we never ban him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we ban him.
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    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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    • #17
      Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

      Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
      Indeed We do not ban the heretic because he resists us; so long as he resists us we never ban him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we ban him.
      Amen brother.

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      • #18
        Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

        I feel refreshed and clean after an attack like that. It reassures me that we're all doing God's work properly.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I feel refreshed and clean after an attack like that. It reassures me that we're all doing God's work properly.
          I feel a little guilty for wishing I was online at the time to receive his persecution. I know I shouldn't covet such blessings like those received by you, Hebrews 13:5

          I pray that some day God will see fit to bless me with persecution in his name, Matthew 5:10

          Then like you, I will know for certain that I am doing His work
          Matthew 10:34
          Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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          • #20
            Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

            Well, the word "cult" has actually a positive meaning to me, since every True Christian church are labeled cult by the atheist liberals.

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            • #21
              Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

              Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
              I feel a little guilty for wishing I was online at the time to receive his persecution. I know I shouldn't covet such blessings like those received by you, Hebrews 13:5

              I pray that some day God will see fit to bless me with persecution in his name, Matthew 5:10

              Then like you, I will know for certain that I am doing His work
              Well Liam; you may be an ex-drunk but you are still a mick. However I do admire your attempts to receive God's love thru punishment that makes no sense. Have you tried putting your nuts in a vice grip while screaming out your love for Baby Jesus?

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              • #22
                Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

                Originally posted by LBC is a whorehouse View Post
                signing off.
                My favorite part of your post.

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                • #23
                  Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

                  Originally posted by LBC is a whorehouse View Post
                  Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                  Oh LORD! I know you said there would be persecution in Your name, but why doesn't this tard's words have to wound me so?

                  All we ever do is try to help!

                  What did we ever do to you to make you attack us like this in our own house?
                  About my "demons possession", I has no demons.
                  Would you be interested in an education?
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • #24
                    Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    Well Liam; you may be an ex-drunk but you are still a mick. However I do admire your attempts to receive God's love thru punishment that makes no sense. Have you tried putting your nuts in a vice grip while screaming out your love for Baby Jesus?

                    Hi Deaner, no I haven't tried that. I do have a vice grip in my workshop so I'm going to give it a go. Are there any preparations I should make before the pain. What would be a good prayer before I scream out for the lord?
                    Last edited by Liam the ex-drunk; 08-30-2011, 09:45 AM. Reason: typo
                    Matthew 10:34
                    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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