Fuck you, Landfucker Bitchfuck Cult

[LBC is a whorehouse]

You guys are fucking Gay, have no fucking lives and the thing you do to keep yourself occupied with your gay selves is making fucking horrible websites like this. If you really want salvation, go fuck yourselves, hit yourself with a brick, and jump into the pacific ocean and drown yourselves. People like you shouldn't exist, some other soul should have your pisshole of a body, because you don't fucking deserve it.

Goodbye sluts, signing off.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

Oh LORD! I know you said there would be persecution in Your name, but why doesn't this tard's words have to wound me so?

All we ever do is try to help!

What did we ever do to you to make you attack us like this in our own house?

[LBC is a whorehouse]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Fuck you, Landfucker Bitchfuck Cult

Does it have to be the Pacific? That's quite a hike from here.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

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Oh no! The demons have taken taken over this poor lad! We need to form a prayer chain quickly, that they will leave him and he can become a Christian.

[Deaner]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

I feel kinda hurt.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

I feel kinda hurt.

I know, brother, but I don't think it's his fault. He has the demons possession.

[LBC is a whorehouse]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

Oh LORD! I know you said there would be persecution in Your name, but why doesn't this tard's words have to wound me so?

All we ever do is try to help!

What did we ever do to you to make you attack us like this in our own house?

One of your members created a thread saying Minecraft was the devils game so I decided to TROLL your website until I get banned.

Then I'll spam that members email. Didn't make the post directly to you, more so that shitbrick saying Minecraft is the devils game.

Sorry I took so long, your shitty nospam defenses were making me wait.

So yeah, I just got really ragey out of nowhere and attacked.

But this site really makes no sense. Wikipedia tells me it's a group of crazy rich Christian Perry supporters, or some shit.

About my "demons possession", I has no demons. I just have a very strong dislike for this website because it's a waste of time. If you want to be God's child, join an actual christian community. This is more like atheists making fun of Christianity.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Fuck you, Landfucker Bitchfuck Cult

You may THINK you are demon-free, but have you checked your rectum? They are crafty devils (geddit?).

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Deaner]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

One of your members created a thread saying Minecraft was the devils game so I decided to TROLL your website until I get banned.

Then I'll spam that members email. Didn't make the post directly to you, more so that shitbrick saying Minecraft is the devils game.

Sorry I took so long, your shitty nospam defenses were making me wait.

So yeah, I just got really ragey out of nowhere and attacked.

But this site really makes no sense. Wikipedia tells me it's group of crazy rich Christian Perry supporters, or some shit.

About my "demons possession", I has no demons. I just have a very strong dislike for this website because it's a waste of time. If you want to be God's child, join an actual christian community. This is more like atheists making fun of Christianity.

You will never be banned from this website until you feel the unconditional love of Christ and the member's of Landover. Would you like to join me in a prayer of thankfullness?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

So yeah, I just got really ragey out of nowhere and attacked.

But this site really makes no sense. Wikipedia tells me it's a group of crazy rich Christian Perry supporters, or some shit.

About my "demons possession", I has no demons. I just have a very strong dislike for this website because it's a waste of time. If you want to be God's child, join an actual christian community. This is more like atheists making fun of Christianity.

I see. You are freaking out over Minecraft, primarily. Secondarily, you are angry, because you think we are insincere. What does that say about your priorities with your faith?

I wasn't aware that fellow Christians should use such language.

Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

Let me clear that up for you, if you are King James impaired.

But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth. (English Standard Version.)

At least we're communicating in a civil manner now. Isn't that much nicer? Tell us more about your faith and Church attending habits.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Fuck you, Landfucker Bitchfuck Cult

Pastor Will, your ability to calm these bedeviled gamers is unparalleled.

YiC,

Zech
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[Deaner]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

This is more like atheists making fun of Christianity.

Atheist's think the Bible is nothing but a useless piece of crap better used to line the bottom of a birdcage then to teach anything worthwhile. You will not find that here.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

If you want to be God's child, join an actual christian community.

At least you're not one of those buffoons who say that we are all God's children.

This is more like atheists making fun of Christianity.

You must be possessed by the demons of stupidity as well. If we were atheists making fun of Christianity, why would we take such care to quote the Bible correctly and in context? Wouldn't we want to twist the words to make it somehow funny? Honestly, the babblings of the unsaved make no sense to me sometimes.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: piffle you, Landpiffleer Bitchpiffle Cult

You must be possessed by the demons of stupidity as well. If we were atheists making fun of Christianity, why would we take such care to quote the Bible correctly and in context? Wouldn't we want to twist the words to make it somehow funny? Honestly, the babblings of the unsaved make no sense to me sometimes.

Glory!

How could quoting the Bible verbatim and in context do anything to forward the atheist cause? The word of God presented in a fearless and bold manner can only win people over to proper worship.