[Sister Kitty]

Re: Good Day

You ever shot a deer clean through the head with a 12ga? There ain't much left but for the brains all over. My hunting buddies said shoot at the neck, but my son loves to yell 'BOOM HEADSHOT' all the time. No idea where he got it from though.

Hmm. A 12 guage on a deer blows it's head off? Maybe if you're 10 feet away from it.

Is it that you can't aim a rifle so you shoot them with a shotgun at a petting zoo? And you think you are a real man? My husband uses a .270 Remington and can bring down a deer at 800 yards. I would like to see you try that with your 12 guage.

I am doubting your story.

And Canadians do not talk like that, not even in Alberta. I am a simple, ignorant Eskimo female and I speak better than you. Check my location, little boy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Day

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[Bible Student]

Re: Good Day

Hello, brothers and sisters in Christ.

My name is Marvin and I am here to seek help.

I have four male children, all with blonde hair and blue eyes
My favorite gun is the .50cal Desert Eagle because when you shoot a communist in the head, there is nothing left.

The help I need is this:

Wherever I look, there is fornication. Male humans fornicating with female humans. Dogs fornicating with each other; my lawn spreading its seed everywhere, and I even saw two flies fornicating on my window sill!!!

What can I do about this!! I've thought about removing my eyes, but I can't find a doctor to do this for me, it's too expensive!!!!!!!

Please help save my filthy soul!!

Thank you kindly,

Marvin

Mark 9:47 -- And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, then hauing two eyes, to be cast into helfire:

Matthew 5:29 -- And if thy right eie offend thee, plucke it out, and cast it from thee. For it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Where in those Biblical passages do you see instructions to go find a doctor? Obviously if our Dear, Sweet Jesus wanted you to get a doctor He would have so stated. Removing your own member is cathartic. Don't be so lazy and have others do your work for you (as you expected us look up the references for you).

[s. warnin]

Re: Good Day

Do you like chocolate pie?

[Bible Student]

Re: Good Day

Do you like chocolate pie?

"No man's pie is freed from his ambitious finger." An education would tell you where that came from.