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I am an atheist (but i don't want to be the only reason i am one is because I'm a kid of 16 and my parents literally forbid anything religious so i never read the bible or even owned one and i never want to church) I want to be a christian though.
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Originally posted by spinasd View Post
Get a KJV Bible. Read it cover-to-cover.
DON'T SKIP ANY PARTS.
I guarantee it will change your life FOREVER!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Welcome spinasd to the friendliest forum this side of everywhere. Since you live in a persecuted environment and probably not allowed to bring a Bible into your home, you may wish to avail yourself of an online version of the 1611 King James Bible. Ask any of the Pastors or Ministers here for links.Originally posted by spinasd View Post
When you say that your parents forbid anything religious do you mean that you do not celebrate Christmas, Easter, St. Patrick's Day or even Halloween? Even though Halloween is an evil, vile pagan holiday it is religious for those folks.YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Thank you and ya they don't celebrate any religious holidays. My parents wouldn't exactly punish me for wanting to be a christian they just forbid it but if they caught me with a bible they would just take it away and that's it. I know your supposed to respect your parents so do you think by studying Christianity behind their back would be bad?Originally posted by Bible Student View PostComment
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You need to go to the nearest Baptist Church and ask a Pastor for help with this. Maybe there is a nice Christian family that could adopt you.Originally posted by spinasd View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Your parents sound like very wise people with a solid grounding in science. My advice is to listen to them.
Originally posted by spinasd View Postsigpic
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Typical response by a Satanist. Naturally you want as much company in Hell as you can get. Nothing like brainwashing them when they are young and confusing them with gormless Darwinist poppycock.Originally posted by John Scopes View PostYour parents sound like very wise people with a solid grounding in science. My advice is to listen to them.Originally Posted by spinasd
I am an atheist (but i don't want to be the only reason i am one is because I'm a kid of 16 and my parents literally forbid anything religious so i never read the bible or even owned one and i never want to church) I want to be a christian though.YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Originally posted by spinasd View PostIf you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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Spinasd, I really hate to say this, but it sounds to me like you need to smite your parents, but good!WARNING:
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Allo spinalfluids! I am Mary-Yves! A person from Quebec! You are so happy to be meeting me!Originally posted by spinasd View Post
Why are your parent forbidding you to learn about the baby Jesus and forbidding you to using the shift key? They are not sounding like the nice peoples.
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Spinasd,
do you have a sister as well?Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.Comment
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Friend, you seem unusually preoccupied with asking women this question. Why don't you put your penis back in your pants and try focusing on Jesus Christ?Originally posted by s. warnin View PostWARNING:
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But not with your penis! With your hearts!!Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
(I do not want the misunderstanding.)Comment
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