Hello

[Kelsey Jade]

Hello. I am Kelsey Jade Armstrong, age 23, and yes, a definite Christian. I am overjoyed to finally create an account on this forum, because I know I am with True Christians who love to share their faith in Christ too.

I live, unfortunately, in the demon-driven city of Detroit, Michigan, where I go to the only comforting place in that satanic town- my church, which is Harvest Christian. When you enter in that first moment, you can just feel God's presence. It's almost indescribable, the impact that the Lord has on us.

But I would give anything to live in Freehold- such a perfect city you guys reside in. Did you know that in Detroit, there are at least 14 murders a week? I mean, who would NOT want to get away from that?! All this time I have been looking for an escape and I've finally found it!!!! To me there is absolutely nothing better than having a powerful connection with Jesus Christ my Savior.

I might as well conclude with the fact that just today, I heard that an 11 year old girl was raped a few months ago and has just given birth to a baby, which is actually quite easy to believe when you live in a place like this.

YIC
Kelsey Jade

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello

Welcome aboard, Kelsey Jade! Who's the pastor at Harvest Christian? Pastor Ezekiel might know him.

[Kelsey Jade]

Re: Hello

Welcome aboard, Kelsey Jade! Who's the pastor at Harvest Christian? Pastor Ezekiel might know him.

His name is Apostle Bob King. One of the most godly men I know, right up there with Pastor Ezekiel.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello

hi i m new to this forums too.

i need help too

Well isn't that just great. Why not concentrate on your own thread rather than butting in here.

His name is Apostle Bob King. One of the most godly men I know, right up there with Pastor Ezekiel.

I find that hard to believe, Pastor Ezekiel is one of the Truest Christians™ ever. He makes the Phelps family look like fluffy bunny, "only follow the nice parts of the bible" false christians. Have you met him? I don't know how you can make such a bold statement.

Tell me, Kelsey, how many sons have you produced for Christ?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello

Did you know that in Detroit, there are at least 14 murders a week?

Yea, but on the bright side, they're all negroes.

So Kelsey what is your favorite Bible verse and why does it hold such a special meaning in your life?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Well, hello and welcome, young lady!

If I might ask, what personal sin made you turn to Jesus for forgiveness? We all come to Him for a reason. In my case, it was a life of sodomy, and all the despair and loneliness that came with my choice to be a gay. But that was twenty years ago, praise God!

It's important that we fully repent of, and discuss our sins in order to stay strong in Jesus Christ, never allowing Satan the slightest satisfaction in trying to again lead us astray.

Feel free to tell all. You are among Christian friends.

In Christ

[Kelsey Jade]

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I have been working on convincing some former friends of mine to get saved. Unfortunately they just had to be those hard-headed catholic Mary hailers I remember back when I was around 13 or 14, one of those former friends used to come to church with me...only she sat there ASLEEP.

I could not believe what I was seeing! I despair at watching the unsaved continue to ignore God's word. I'm telling you, these catholics think they're so angelic, when ironically their church leaders are busy molesting children!!!! Disgusting

Anyway, before I became saved at age 12 after a groundbreaking trip to New York to pray for the lost, I was actually a catholic. Ugh, eleven years wasted just like that. During my transformation I had come to realize that not only are catholics afraid to read the Bible, they also worship Mary by praying to her, and add extra books to their "bible" that fool people into thinking that purgatory actually exists. I could go on for hours, noting all these foolish mistakes I made in a catholic life.

[Kelsey Jade]

Re: Hello

Yea, but on the bright side, they're all negroes.

So Kelsey what is your favorite Bible verse and why does it hold such a special meaning in your life?

1 Timothy 4:12 has always been a very inspiring Bible verse for me. When I was a young girl people always said to me, "Oh look, it's the mini preacher!" and laugh so hard about it. They always said that I would never make an impact on anybody or get anyone to "fall for" my numerous attempts in convincing them to become True Christians. But I still try very hard. Let me tell you, I will not rest until I win someone's soul to Christ. And I won't stop there. I will keep doing this until the day I die.

[John Scopes]

Re: Hello

This is one of the weakest "introductions" I have seen in this place but do not let that deter you.

What sort of activity have you recently engaged in to further your obviously limited genetic pool?

Hello. I am Kelsey Jade Armstrong, age 23, and yes, a definite Christian. I am overjoyed to finally create an account on this forum, because I know I am with True Christians who love to share their faith in Christ too.

I live, unfortunately, in the demon-driven city of Detroit, Michigan, where I go to the only comforting place in that satanic town- my church, which is Harvest Christian. When you enter in that first moment, you can just feel God's presence. It's almost indescribable, the impact that the Lord has on us.

But I would give anything to live in Freehold- such a perfect city you guys reside in. Did you know that in Detroit, there are at least 14 murders a week? I mean, who would NOT want to get away from that?! All this time I have been looking for an escape and I've finally found it!!!! To me there is absolutely nothing better than having a powerful connection with Jesus Christ my Savior.

I might as well conclude with the fact that just today, I heard that an 11 year old girl was raped a few months ago and has just given birth to a baby, which is actually quite easy to believe when you live in a place like this.

YIC
Kelsey Jade

[Kelsey Jade]

Re: Hello

This is one of the weakest "introductions" I have seen in this place but do not let that deter you.

What sort of activity have you recently engaged in to further your obviously limited genetic pool?

What, do you expect all my posts to be interesting? I'm just getting started.

[John Scopes]

Re: Hello

Admittedly I may have been a bit harsh in judging the initial relevance of your your introduction. For that I apologize.

However you skirt my other concern that is strictly scientific in regards to your most recent procreative activities. Please describe them in detail, no one in this place will condemn make any untoward judgement.

What, do you expect all my posts to be interesting? I'm just getting started.

[Kelsey Jade]

Re: Hello

Admittedly I may have been a bit harsh in judging the initial relevance of your your introduction. For that I apologize.

However you skirt my other concern that is strictly scientific in regards to your most recent procreative activities. Please describe them in detail, no one in this place will condemn make any untoward judgement.

I don't do procreation right now, thank you.

[Leadbelly]

Re: Hello

You do not love jesus??

He did die for your sins you know that??

[Kelsey Jade]

Re: Hello

You do not love jesus??

He did die for your sins you know that??

OF COURSE I love Jesus!!!!! There is no one better than Him!!!!! Sorry about that last post as I have had a confusing day today.