hello

[miker89]

hello everyone, i'm new here, my name is Michael, i'm from Canada and i am a chef, I didn't think that god was real at one point, but I've seen the error of my ways and deiced to bring religion into my life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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hello everyone, i'm new here, my name is Michael, i'm from Canada and i am a chef, I didn't think that god was real at one point, but I've seen the error of my ways and deiced to bring religion into my life.

Well you can start by showing respect and properly capitalizing His name.

Tell us about yourself. What church did you attend as a youth? How many times have you been raped by cannuckistani preists? Is that why you hated Jesus?

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[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

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hello everyone, i'm new here, my name is Michael, i'm from Canada and i am a chef, I didn't think that god was real at one point, but I've seen the error of my ways and deiced to bring religion into my life.

I'm really not pleased with the way you capitalized I, Michael, and Canada, but not God.

Almost like you think all those things are important and worthy of a capital letter.

Exodus 20:3.

[miker89]

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Well you can start by showing respect and properly capitalizing His name.

Tell us about yourself. What church did you attend as a youth? How many times have you been raped by cannuckistani preists? Is that why you hated Jesus?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Sorry, I was typing fast and I guess I missed my shift key, also I've never been raped, I don't quite remember what church my family use to attend, as I said i'm from Canada, Southern Ontario to be precise, I just finished Chef training, and am looking for a job at a nice place

[miker89]

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I'm really not pleased with the way you capitalized I, Michael, and Canada, but not God.

Almost like you think all those things are important and worthy of a capital letter.

Exodus 20:3.

Well, it's proper grammar, as I stated in my first response I simply missed the shift key, also I do find my Name important, it is after all a name of an Ark Angel

[Sister Kitty]

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Hello Micheal. As you are from Canada, I will try to limit myself to simple words to aid in your understanding. My consideration for others is one of things I am known for.

A few questions. How many times has Jesus blessed you with sons? What is your favorite verse from the KJV Bible? Who did you vote for in the last Canadian election and, more importantly, which Republican do you support for President in 2012. Living so close to the border in southern Ontario, what keeps you in your frozen hellhole when you could so easily slip into America? Is it a criminal record? Are you a terrorist? And what is the best pie your wife bakes?

[miker89]

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Hello Micheal. As you are from Canada, I will try to limit myself to simple words to aid in your understanding. My consideration for others is one of things I am known for.

A few questions. How many times has Jesus blessed you with sons? What is your favorite verse from the KJV Bible? Who did you vote for in the last Canadian election and, more importantly, which Republican do you support for President in 2012. Living so close to the border in southern Ontario, what keeps you in your frozen hellhole when you could so easily slip into America? Is it a criminal record? Are you a terrorist? And what is the best pie your wife bakes?

First things first, Canada is not a frozen place, it can get well into the 90's in the summer time, and in winter when it is cold, we don't really notice, we like to BBQ all year long no matter how cold or hot it is, as for being a father, i'm only 22, have not yet gotten myself a wife, as for pie, strawberry rhubarb is the way to go for me, whats keeping me in Canada would have to be the free healthcare, I mean living in a country that you can break almost every bone in your body go to the hospital then leave it not owning hundreds of thousands of dollars sounds like a good place, I don't really involve myself with American politics as they do not directly affect me, I voted Conservative in the last election, that would be like voting Republican in America, and i'm not a criminal or a terrorist, i'm a law abiding citizen, and I do my part to help my community.

[Dan U. Holier]

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hello everyone, i'm new here, my name is Michael, i'm from Canada and i am a chef...

So… you’re good at cocking cooking? Apparently, you’re a woman since men don’t belong to kitchen. It was pretty impolite from your father to give you a male name; you can’t be blamed for your mother’s failure for not being able to deliver him a son.

YiC

Dan

[miker89]

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So… you’re good at cocking cooking? Apparently, you’re a woman since men don’t belong to kitchen. It was pretty impolite from your father to give you a male name; you can’t be blamed for your mother’s failure for not being able to deliver him a son.

YiC

Dan

Wait, so anyone that cooks is a women?
What does that mean to someone that BBQ's following what you just said that would make them a women also.
I've always thought that BBQing was a manly thing to do.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Wait, so anyone that cooks is a women?

Or gay.

[miker89]

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Or gay.

But a professional kitchen is no place for a women or a gay, they are very hazardous, what with all the fire, incredibly sharp knifes and the breaking down of meat products.

[Dan U. Holier]

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But a professional kitchen is no place for a women or a gay, they are very hazardous, what with all the fire, incredibly sharp knifes and the breaking down of meat products.

Let clear up this issue: gender roles in society were being set up by God (as per Ephesians 5:22-23, 1 Corinthians 14:34-35). Men provide for food; women take care for it. Men can butcher animals, but that’s the farthest they can go at processing the food; women can occasionally club baby seals or similar, but that’s the farthest they can go at providing for food.

Are you a communist, feminazi enabler or homer, son?

[Brother Enoch]

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Are you a communist, feminazi enabler or homer, son?

Well, he IS Canadian, so the likelihood is he's all three.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Well, he IS Canadian, so the likelihood is he's all three.

There’s nothing wrong with Canuckistan that the Biblical flood couldn’t fix; the same goes for Eurabia.
There’s not much difference between canucki and euro trash, in my humble opinion.

YiC

Dan

[miker89]

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There’s nothing wrong with Canuckistan that the Biblical flood couldn’t fix; the same goes for Eurabia.
There’s not much difference between canucki and euro trash, in my humble opinion.

YiC

Dan

and what is so wrong with Canada?