I hope i like my stay here while learning about Jesus. God bless all!
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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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My Favorite verse, it reminds there is strength in God:
Genesis, 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
I'm from Miami, Fl and I go to Coral Park Baptist Church.
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That's a bit better, Mr. Marts.
I recall attending a bar association conference in Miami some years ago. The experience was not a pleasant one.
During my free time, I continued conducting my street ministry to help queers "Pray the Gay Away" and I had to avoid drug dealers, women of ill repute, cubans, assorted negroidals, illegal messicans, and retired joos riding golf carts just to claim a small patch of sidewalk.
I was very thankful to get back to my single-wide in Iowa.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Welcome, Josh! How many sons has your wife borne for Christ, and what's your favorite hunting rifle?WARNING:
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Josh,
I looked up your church's website...why is it all in Spanish? Are you Mexican?Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
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