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  • julesdeman
    Unsaved trash, teenaged limburger lover
    • Jun 2011
    • 20
    #1

    Belgian Christian

    My name is Jules Verdonck,
    I'm a 17 year old Christian and live in Belguim.
    I speak Dutch, French, English and a little bit Italian.
    I'm a proud member of the Belgian Christians and a believer in the Word of God.
    I go to church twice a week and prays every day after school and at 12 o'clock in the weekends.
    My favorite passages are:

    Mat 6:33
    But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

    Psa 86:13
    For great [is] thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell.

    Pro 23:14
    Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

    I've been homeschooled untill my 13 and went to a Christian school in the same year. I always trust in God to guide me and warn me if He thinks I'm deviate from the Right path.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
      Pastor of Praise and Worship
      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 3890
      #2
      Re: Belgian Christian

      Well hello! It's always nice to see a young man on the right track.
      It's a shame you are a man without a country right now.

      Ah, to be 17 again. Bull riding and preparing for seminary. Will you be going into the ministry?
      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • julesdeman
          Unsaved trash, teenaged limburger lover
          • Jun 2011
          • 20
          #3
          Re: Belgian Christian

          Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
          Well hello! It's always nice to see a young man on the right track.
          It's a shame you are a man without a country right now.

          Ah, to be 17 again. Bull riding and preparing for seminary. Will you be going into the ministry?
          Actually it is still one country, we're not at war.
          The Flammish and Wallisn (I really hope that was right) are just in discussion.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Belgian Christian

              I have it on excellent authority that there is no such place as Beligium.

              What church do you attend, Pierre?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Belgian Christian

                  Originally posted by julesdeman View Post
                  I'm a proud member of the Belgian Christians...

                  I don't see the word "Baptist" anywhere in that group's name.

                  Tell us, boy, have you been baptized?
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                    • JellyDoughnut
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 11
                      #6
                      Re: Belgian Christian

                      Welcome!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457
                          #7
                          Re: Belgian Christian

                          Welcome friend!

                          Do come clean and admit you are are French. Or is that an oxymoron
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • s. warnin
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 168
                              #8
                              Re: Belgian Christian

                              Originally posted by julesdeman View Post
                              Actually it is still one country, we're not at war.
                              The Flammish and Wallisn (I really hope that was right) are just in discussion.
                              Do you really put sour mayo on your fries? That's just disgusting.
                              Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                              Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Belgian Christian

                                  Are there really Christians in "Belgium"? This sounds like some kind of a trick to me.
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                    • VictoryOS
                                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                       
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 5390
                                      #10
                                      Re: Belgian Christian

                                      Belgian waffles are different from regular waffles, so it would make sense that Belgian Christians would be different from regular Christians. Are you sure you're not a queer?
                                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                      in 2016

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                                        • Dan U. Holier
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2011
                                          • 1180
                                          #11
                                          Re: Belgian Christian

                                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                          Belgian waffles are different from regular waffles, so it would make sense that Belgian Christians would be different from regular Christians. Are you sure you're not a queer?
                                          "Belgian waffles," fabled for being different from regular waffles, were actually created in New York in 1964 during the World's Fair. They were sold inside the “Belgium Village”; this was the first time in history that a Belgian village had ever been physically constructed.

                                          In essence, Belgium is nothing but a marketing ploy aimed to spur up sales of overly greasy waffles.
                                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                            • s. warnin
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Aug 2011
                                              • 168
                                              #12
                                              Re: Belgian Christian

                                              WOW! Belgian waffles are a lie?

                                              I wonder what other lies are being perpetrated in the name of food?

                                              What about French toast? Italian dressing? Colombian coffee? Swiss cheese? English muffins? German chocolate? Are they all lies too? What are honest, God-fearing Americans supposed to do?
                                              Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                                              Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                                                • Bible Student
                                                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                                                  With Jesus now.
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Dec 2010
                                                  • 2474
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Belgian Christian

                                                  Originally posted by s. warnin View Post
                                                  WOW! Belgian waffles are a lie?

                                                  I wonder what other lies are being perpetrated in the name of food?

                                                  What about French toast? Italian dressing? Colombian coffee? Swiss cheese? English muffins? German chocolate? Are they all lies too? What are honest, God-fearing Americans supposed to do?
                                                  German chocolate cake got its name from a man by the name of German. His double chocolate cake recipe was featured on the Betty Crocker home tv show in the 1940s or 1950s.
                                                  YiJC, BS

                                                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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