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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #31
    Re: I come crying to you!

    I just know he hates sodomy so darned much!
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    • Neutronite
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Sep 2011
      • 15

      #32
      Re: I come crying to you!

      I Would like to say an apology to Deaner and Pastor Ezekiel.
      What i said was wrong and i hope you can forgive me. I miss-interperated what you said because i am a dirty pervert.
      Sorry once again.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #33
        Re: I come crying to you!

        Originally posted by Neutronite View Post
        I Would like to say an apology to Deaner and Pastor Ezekiel.
        What i said was wrong and i hope you can forgive me. I miss-interperated what you said because i am a dirty pervert.
        Sorry once again.
        Well that's more like it, son! There's hope for you yet.

        You'll find that Pastor Ezekiel and Deaner are two to the most forgiving, Godly men you could ever hope to meet.

        But there's one more very forgiving person I'm sure they'll want you to apologize to. His name is Jesus.

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        • Neutronite
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2011
          • 15

          #34
          Re: I come crying to you!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Well that's more like it, son! There's hope for you yet.

          You'll find that Pastor Ezekiel and Deaner are two to the most forgiving, Godly men you could ever hope to meet.

          But there's one more very forgiving person I'm sure they'll want you to apologize to. His name is Jesus.

          I am sorry Jesus for the slander of which my mouth has spewed.
          I hope forgiveness and that you will accept me once more,
          amen.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #35
            Re: I come crying to you!

            Originally posted by Neutronite View Post
            I am sorry Jesus for the slander of which my mouth has spewed.
            I hope forgiveness and that you will accept me once more,
            amen.
            Now then, doesn't that feel better? Tell me, have you been baptized yet?
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            • John Scopes
              Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
              • Sep 2009
              • 666

              #36
              Re: I come crying to you!

              You seem to be getting off to an adversarial start here. Perhaps you should merely observe the various activities in this place, and not come up with such knee jerk responses. Relax and learn about other recessive points of view.

              Originally posted by Neutronite View Post
              I Would like to say an apology to Deaner and Pastor Ezekiel.
              What i said was wrong and i hope you can forgive me. I miss-interperated what you said because i am a dirty pervert.
              Sorry once again.
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              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14636

                #37
                Re: I come crying to you!

                Originally posted by Jovahiah View Post
                ~ an introductory post ~
                Hello I hope you find what you're looking for here and was (very slightly) reassured to see that your prayer activity was not addressed to some deceased false "saint" or demonic "queen of heaven" — there are so many bogus religions out there (i.e. where you are) and their influence gets just everywhere. You will find the latest forward looking ideas presented here in a Biblical setting, an antidote to the cloying germ of secularist de-braining. God is clear in what He says and His Plan to bring the whole world under His dominion (with everyone else chopped up and re-located to HELL) is recorded in The Bible.

                The germ however, wants you. There will be none of them in Heaven, that's for sure! We will all be kings and queens. Now that REALLY IS something to look forward to!

                ROMANS 8
                15
                For ye haue not receiued the spirit of bondage againe to feare: but ye haue receiued the spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, father.
                16 The spirit it selfe beareth witnes with our spirit, that we are the children of God.
                17 And if children, then heires, heires of God, and ioynt heires with Christ: if so be that we suffer with him, that wee may be also glorified together.

                ©1611

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