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  • ArtemisDurrant
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    • Sep 2011
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    #1

    Hi I'm new here

    I'm posting on this forum because I'm a lost soul and need hep finding christ, and was hoping that you could help me. first of all I think I might be a lesbian , and although I know there is really no such thing, I was sucked into the lifestyle. all my friends are gay because I go to an art school, where everyone is an atheist heathen. Worst of all my sister is gay. I live with her and her girlfriend because I couldn't find any other roommates. I haven't told anyone yet that I may be a lesbian, because I desperately want to believe that change is possible for me, but I just dont know how to escape temptation because I am constantly surrounded by hethens and other lesbians, and my sister who keeps telling me that her lifestyle choices are "natural and moral," when I know they will send her to hell. I don't know how to escape this because I just don't know any real christians who could help me. any advice?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi I'm new here

      How old are you? Please tell us your story in detail. Don't hold back on the details.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: Hi I'm new here

          Yes, the more we know, the more we can help.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • ArtemisDurrant
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              • Sep 2011
              • 8
              #4
              Re: Hi I'm new here

              I'm 20, and in college. I was raised ucc, and I still haven't found christ because I know that the ucc church doesn't teach the true bible. I'm not sure of my favorite bible verse. It may be genesis.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Hi I'm new here

                  Originally posted by ArtemisDurrant View Post
                  I'm 20, and in college. I was raised ucc, and I still haven't found christ because I know that the ucc church doesn't teach the true bible. I'm not sure of my favorite bible verse. It may be genesis.
                  You are one lost sister. Jesus has sent you here in the nick of time!

                  I want you to tell us all about your lezbean encounter(s), and don't leave anything out. If you'd prefer private, confidential Christian counseling, please click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                       
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 6574
                      #6
                      Re: Hi I'm new here

                      Originally posted by ArtemisDurrant View Post
                      I'm not sure of my favorite bible verse. It may be genesis.
                      This one will be a doozie.

                      Sorry everybody, I have to go to bed now. Just make sure that at some point you tell her to GET OUT OF ART SCHOOL.
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                        • ArtemisDurrant
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                          • Sep 2011
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                          #7
                          Re: Hi I'm new here

                          I haven't had any lesbian encounters yet.

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                            • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                              Christ's Antiquarius
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 736
                              #8
                              Re: Hi I'm new here

                              You know you can always choose not to be gay. If you just repent of your sins and pray to Jesus I'm sure He will help you through this.
                              How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                              The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                              How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                              God HATES Carbon Dating

                              2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi I'm new here

                                  Originally posted by ArtemisDurrant View Post
                                  I might be a lesbian... I was sucked into the lifestyle. all my friends are gay because I go to an art school, where everyone is an atheist heathen. Worst of all my sister is gay. I live with her and her girlfriend because I couldn't find any other roommates. I haven't told anyone yet that I may be a lesbian,
                                  Originally posted by ArtemisDurrant View Post
                                  I haven't had any lesbian encounters yet.
                                  Look up. You've already confessed to being a rugmuncher. Now give us some details. Pics a plus.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                       
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 6574
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi I'm new here

                                      YET?

                                      Are you planning to be the next Norma Rockwell?
                                      Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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                                        • eliot mayfield
                                          God Squad
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 9324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi I'm new here

                                          You live with lesbians, what do they get up to? How are they trying to coerce you into that deathstlye? You must get out of that place.
                                          Matthew:
                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                            • ArtemisDurrant
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                                              • Sep 2011
                                              • 8
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi I'm new here

                                              I was before I decided to find jesus, but now I need to choose to be strait. Actually to come to think of it I have a lesbian encounter once. I kissed a girl am I going to hell for that?

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                                                • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                                  Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                                   
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 6574
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hi I'm new here

                                                  Originally posted by ArtemisDurrant View Post
                                                  I kissed a girl am I going to hell for that?
                                                  It will take years of expensive therapy and perhaps some surgical work. Visa, MasterCard, or American Express?
                                                  Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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                                                    • ArtemisDurrant
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                                                      • Sep 2011
                                                      • 8
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hi I'm new here

                                                      I'm a broke college student

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hi I'm new here

                                                          Originally posted by ArtemisDurrant View Post
                                                          I'm a broke college student
                                                          What do the two of you look like? Post some pics.
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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