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  • Hello there

    Hello guys and girls, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting specially that it talks a lot about faith, hope to enjoy my stay.

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    Re: Hello there

    It's true we do talk about faith quite a bit here. But more about you! Where do you go to church? What's your favorite Bible verse? What are the sweetest words Jesus has whispered in your ear this fine day?

    We want to get to know you!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Hello there

      Originally posted by brezhanL View Post
      Hello guys and girls, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting specially that it talks a lot about faith, hope to enjoy my stay.
      Well hello again...child of disobedience. Your heart must be heavy with your filthy sins...which of them brings you here?

      Peace be with you...
      Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

      Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello there

        Welcome aboard, Bre... Brazl...

        Um, how do I say your name again?

        Anyway, we don't get many Russians here. Do you drink a lot of potato vodka?
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        • #5
          Re: Hello there

          Tell us about yourself, your church, and the sins you've wallowed in.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello there

            Originally posted by brezhanL View Post
            Hello guys and girls, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting specially that it talks a lot about faith, hope to enjoy my stay.

            Are you a virgin?

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