Hi and all that jazz.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

So a few people do wrong things and suddenly everyone in the denomination is going to Hell? Forget the fact that I'm saved, I'm Pentecostal, so i get a spot reserved in Hell? I've heard some dumb things before, but....wow.

Everything you read here will be Biblically correct. So in effect you are spitting directly into the face of Jesus when you attack us like this.

You may have heard of the Bible. It's that book false Christians such as yourself and that hateful agent of Satan, Octavia (who seems determined to invade every thread posted by another to divert it to her message of antichrist) never read.

I suggest you toddle off and read the Bible from cover to cover. And not one of those silly "translations" so beloved by fake religions: the real Bible of King James.



Once you have read it from cover to cover I guarantee it will change your view of Jesus forever. All who have taken on this challenge of actually finding out about God at source instead of listening to fluffy bunny false preachers like the deluded Octavia here have reported it is a real eye opener and no mistake. Suddenly everything we are saying makes absolute sense and then you will be ready to shine forth the true message of Salvation.

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Octavia mistakes concern for his immortal soul and loving rebukes as disrespect and poor treatment.

Turtlesaurus, I sincerely hope you don't make the same mistake, though your name gives me little to hope for in that department.

Why does my user name reflect that? Turtlesaurus is just funny.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

This place is full of disrespect, sadly. Be prepared.

I got poor treatment on my introduction thread too.

Octavia mistakes concern for his immortal soul and loving rebukes as disrespect and poor treatment.

Turtlesaurus, I sincerely hope you don't make the same mistake, though your name gives me little to hope for in that department.

[Octavia]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Are you implying that I am not a Christian myself? That's quite disrespectful, sir.

This place is full of disrespect, sadly. Be prepared.

I got poor treatment on my introduction thread too.

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Pentacostals/AOG are false Christians. You disrespect Jesus. Read about it HERE.

Benny Hinn? Billy Graham? Seriously?

I'm praying that you'll repent and join us in Heaven.

So a few people do wrong things and suddenly everyone in the denomination is going to Hell? Forget the fact that I'm saved, I'm Pentecostal, so i get a spot reserved in Hell? I've heard some dumb things before, but....wow.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Are you implying that I am not a Christian myself? That's quite disrespectful, sir.

Pentacostals/AOG are false Christians. You disrespect Jesus. Read about it HERE.

Benny Hinn? Billy Graham? Seriously?

I'm praying that you'll repent and join us in Heaven.

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Welcome to God's favorite forum anyway.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Are you implying that I am not a Christian myself? That's quite disrespectful, sir.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Welcome to God's favorite forum anyway.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

So you speak in tongues and kiss snakes?

This I gotta see.

I actually just recently found out about the snake handling crap that goes on in some churches. Pretty stupid stuff. God might heal but I'm about 99.9% sure he doesn't assist stupidity, haha.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

So you speak in tongues and kiss snakes?

This I gotta see.

[Turtlesaurus]

Hello, I am from Virginia and I attend an Assembly of God Pentacostal church. Not gonna get too specific, you really don't need that much information. I'm going to college where I major in information systems technology. I have a lot of hobbies, and they are very varied. I collect swords, which can get quite expensive, but I enjoy it. I also like to write but I hardly find the time for it recently. My biggest hobby would have to be gaming though. Guess that's all for now.