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  • UMM Yeah...Hi

    I'm rather intrigued\confused about what I'm reading...I thought I was a christian but apparently not according to this. At first I thought this was a joke but looking at the large amount of posts I don't see how it could be...

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    Re: UMM Yeah...Hi

    Originally posted by Toria2083 View Post
    I'm rather intrigued\confused about what I'm reading...I thought I was a christian but apparently not according to this. At first I thought this was a joke but looking at the large amount of posts I don't see how it could be...
    Hellfire and damnation is certainly not a joke, young lady.

    Please tell us what church you attend and what your favorite Bible verse is, as well as the circumstances in which you felt my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, come into you.

    Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
    Yeshua
    People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
    People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

    Whose side do YOU want to be on?
    Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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      Re: UMM Yeah...Hi

      Originally posted by Toria2083 View Post
      I'm rather intrigued\confused about what I'm reading...I thought I was a christian but apparently not according to this. At first I thought this was a joke but looking at the large amount of posts I don't see how it could be...

      Welcome, many people think they are Christians until they actually start putting some work into it. There is a fairytale version of Christianity that we are told about as children, most people do not move on from this. The preachers and teachers pass on the fairy tale, the congregation are too dumb to notice. At Landover we accept ALL the words of God and the teachings of Jesus as revealed to us in the KJV1611. We do not leave bits out.

      Welcome to reality.

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        Re: UMM Yeah...Hi

        Please be polite and tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        I am not impressed with your smart-alecky thread title...

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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