[Didymus Much]

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... And He's a Toronto Maple Leafs fan...

God's a masochist? Who knew?

[JWforever]

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God's a masochist? Who knew?

You didn't answer my question. How is Ron a long shot? What does that mean?

[JWforever]

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Friend, I detect a lot of hate in you. A man of God does not hate, he follows in the foot steps of Jesus. He knows God has his back.
Perhaps this will help you:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1015

I do not hate, that is for Jehovah. I must say that I'm turned off by the beard and lack of hair on your head. You probably think smurfs are innocent little toys. I also think you got a Satan's haircut. I might be wrong, but I doubt it. Devil worshipper.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Friend, I detect a lot of hate in you. A man of God does not hate, he follows in the foot steps of Jesus. He knows God has his back.
Perhaps this will help you:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1015

I do not hate, that is for Jehovah. I must say that I'm turned off by the beard and lack of hair on your head. You probably think smurfs are innocent little toys. I also think you got a Satan's haircut. I might be wrong, but I doubt it. Devil worshipper.

I would watch my tongue if I were you. You are showing total disrespect to Brother James, a True Christian(tm) of the highest caliber. It is obvious that you have not bothered reading much on God's favorite forum otherwise you would have known that as a True Christian(tm) Brother James abhors Smurfy things. This is our position on Smurfs: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...4&postcount=79

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I do not hate, that is for Jehovah. I must say that I'm turned off by the beard and lack of hair on your head. You probably think smurfs are innocent little toys. I also think you got a Satan's haircut. I might be wrong, but I doubt it. Devil worshipper.

Why are you here, boy? Why do you JW's try to convert us normal Christians? Aren't we just competition for your coveted spot of only 144,000 to get into heaven?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I do not go to Christendom's churches. I attend a Kingdom Hall. It's a much safer place to worship as there are no demon's present. Satan and his demon's fear Jehovah, and would never enter a Kingdom Hall.

Also, I don't have a favorite verse. The bible is my favorite BOOK. I choose not to glorify one scripture over another. They are all equal to me

The Jehovah Witness cult is about as bizzarro as they come. You freaks make the Mormons look normal.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I've been lurking on your site for some time, and it makes me feel bad that you all will die at Armageddon soon. I hate the thought of seeing birds eat you. With that in mind, would it be ok for me to teach you folks about the bible?

Not that you'd understand, but I'm a regular pioneer and this is a very effective way to witness. Feel free to ask me any question, and thanks in advance for the warm welcome

Dang boy, I think your magic underwear is cutting off the blood supply to your brain because you are definitely getting loopy.



I reckon the following verse is not in the "bible" that you use at your "temple" but you should read it a few times anyway:

(Matthew 6:25) "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

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I do not hate, that is for Jehovah. I must say that I'm turned off by the beard and lack of hair on your head. You probably think smurfs are innocent little toys. I also think you got a Satan's haircut. I might be wrong, but I doubt it. Devil worshipper.

Once again, the truth of my words has burned a God haters ears. I know this because of the childish personal attacks on me. God sees you hating me for my appearence. I am glad you are 'turned off' by my beard. The last thing I want is one of you JW Homers to makes moves on me and try to stick your hand down my pants while I stand there motionless, frozen by shock.
No, I am no devil worshiopper. I am a True Christian(tm) and walk three paces behind the Lord.

[Jack O'fagan]

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It is clear that the JW cult are very insecure about their beliefs. They are all instructed by the cult leaders to bury their heads DEEP in the sand. If they even consider getting information from other sources they are immediately thrown out of the cult. I am a True Christian but looking at the other religions such as atheism only SUPPORTS my belief in the risen Christ.

I work with a colleague who asked me to look at some of his atheist holy books which I did.

'The God Delusion'(Dawkins) no friends bullied weedy geek trying to draw attention to himself.

'The Grand Design' (Hawking) geeky, no friends god mocking gimp trying to shift attention from the fact that God has crippled him for his 'scientific' lies.

'God is Not Great' (Hitchens) alcoholic, poncey, fake intellectual. Hates God because one day he will pay for being a closet fag. Luckily God has started his smiting already.

My beliefs are strengthened by looking at the idiotic claims of these fools. JW's would not even be aware of these things because their cult is so insecure that it cannot let it's followers think for themselves .

Read the KJV1611 with an open mind.

Throw away your 'new world' abomination.

YIC

Jack

[JWforever]

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Once again, the truth of my words has burned a God haters ears. I know this because of the childish personal attacks on me. God sees you hating me for my appearence. I am glad you are 'turned off' by my beard. The last thing I want is one of you JW Homers to makes moves on me and try to stick your hand down my pants while I stand there motionless, frozen by shock.
No, I am no devil worshiopper. I am a True Christian™ and walk three paces behind the Lord.

I have sinned, I admit it. It was wrong of me to mock you about not having any hair. I woke up this morning to news reports of abnormal bear activity in my neighborhood. I thought back to Ezekiel and the bears that ate the 40 kid's who called him baldy. It was all I could do to reach my car this morning so I could get to the Kingdom Hall. My field service was no fun this afternoon either, as I had to keep watching my back for bears. They were everywhere, and angry like crazy. I burned a lot of calories today due to my fast, almost hectic pace of walking.

Maybe bald people will live forever on earth, who knew? I'm still open to giving bible studies to all of you, should you feel the need to repent and become a true witness of Jehovah

[JWforever]

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Dang boy, I think your magic underwear is cutting off the blood supply to your brain because you are definitely getting loopy.

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I reckon the following verse is not in the "bible" that you use at your "temple" but you should read it a few times anyway:

(Matthew 6:25) "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I'm not a Mormon, they are a cult. At the risk of getting another infraction, I suggest you learn to read. Geez, those glasses are big enough aren't they? JW's and mormans have nothing in common

[Bible Student]

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I'm not a Mormon, they are a cult. At the risk of getting another infraction, I suggest you learn to read. Geez, those glasses are big enough aren't they? JW's and mormans have nothing in common

They have very much in common. They both go door to door trying to force people into their own belief system. They are both cults. They both have their own doctored versions of scripture. The both wear dark pants and white shirts and ties when trying to force others into their religion. And they both give their churches fancy pantsy names instead of calling them just churches. You simply do not see yourself the way True Christians(tm) see you.

[Faith_Machine]

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I...there are no demon's present. Satan and his demon's fear Jehovah...

...lot's of them are named Ding Dong

God hate extraneous apostrophes.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I'm not a Mormon, they are a cult. At the risk of getting another infraction, I suggest you learn to read. Geez, those glasses are big enough aren't they? JW's and mormans have nothing in common

Same thing, spelled different.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Same thing, spelled different.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

Amen, Brother. No True Christian(tm) considers JW's or Mormons to be anything but cultists. Same as Scientologists.