Hello

[JWforever]

I've been lurking on your site for some time, and it makes me feel bad that you all will die at Armageddon soon. I hate the thought of seeing birds eat you. With that in mind, would it be ok for me to teach you folks about the bible?

Not that you'd understand, but I'm a regular pioneer and this is a very effective way to witness. Feel free to ask me any question, and thanks in advance for the warm welcome

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hello

With that in mind, would it be ok for me to teach you folks about the bible?

What is "the bible"? Yes, please share your knowledge and wisdom with us, please! / massive sarc

But before that; read the paragraph above your introduction post, especially the last sentence – and comply with it, mkay?

YiC, DUH

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello

I've been lurking on your site for some time, and it makes me feel bad that you all will die at Armageddon soon. I hate the thought of seeing birds eat you. With that in mind, would it be ok for me to teach you folks about the bible?

No. Read this.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[JWforever]

Re: Hello

I do not go to Christendom's churches. I attend a Kingdom Hall. It's a much safer place to worship as there are no demon's present. Satan and his demon's fear Jehovah, and would never enter a Kingdom Hall.

Also, I don't have a favorite verse. The bible is my favorite BOOK. I choose not to glorify one scripture over another. They are all equal to me

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hello

How do you say Jehovah's Witness in Chinese?
- Ding-dong

The difference between an old car and a Jehovah's Witnesses?
- With Jehovah's Witnesses, you can close the door.

[JWforever]

Re: Hello

What is "the bible"? Yes, please share your knowledge and wisdom with us, please! / massive sarc


YiC, DUH

What is massive sarc? I understand massive, but sarc? Would you like a bible study with a genuine christian? You seem like you'd make a good jw

[JWforever]

Re: Hello

How do you say Jehovah's Witness in Chinese?
- Ding-dong

The difference between an old car and a Jehovah's Witnesses?
- With Jehovah's Witnesses, you can close the door.

That's not funny. I have many Chinese brothers, and lot's of them are named Ding Dong

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hello

...I have many brothers, and lot's of them are nicked* Ding Dong

* I fixed it for you.

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Matthew 24:35-36 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away; But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Matthew 7:15-16 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves; Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles

James 1:26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain.

Can we - in the light of above verses - focus on your fruits: on innumerous failed prophecies made by the leaders of your vain cult, being declared as "established truth", and "beyond a doubt".

YiC, DUH

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hello

*awkward silence*

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Did you really think that you can teach us anything about the Holy Bible? Members of our congregation live by it; we breathe it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

I do not go to Christendom's churches. I attend a Kingdom Hall. It's a much safer place to worship as there are no demon's present. Satan and his demon's fear Jehovah, and would never enter a Kingdom Hall.

Also, I don't have a favorite verse. The bible is my favorite BOOK. I choose not to glorify one scripture over another. They are all equal to me

Welcome friend, when were you Baptized? When did you discover Jesus walking by your side, holding your hand and gazing lovingly into your eyes?
I was in 3 rd grade, carrying the Bible demurely, giving a book report in Miss Feltbotun's class.

[JWforever]

Re: Hello

*awkward silence*

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Did you really think that you can teach us anything about the Holy Bible? Members of our congregation live by it; we breathe it.

It was not awkward silence. I may have made a mistake joining this site as it seems Satan, and you, are persecuting me. And Jehovah might be punishing me as well for talking to you.

Jehovah has only one sport, NHL hockey. And he's a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Since I joined, Jehovah punished me by letting the Flames (hell) take a 2-0 lead. I was sad, but gathered up enough steam to reply to you. Since then, the Leafs have scored. If that's not proof that I believe in the One True God, I don't know what is.

I hope the seagulls know you're dead before they start eating you

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

I do not go to Christendom's churches. I attend a Kingdom Hall. It's a much safer place to worship as there are no demon's present. Satan and his demon's fear Jehovah, and would never enter a Kingdom Hall.

Also, I don't have a favorite verse. The bible is my favorite BOOK. I choose not to glorify one scripture over another. They are all equal to me

Why do you make a mockery of God and call him Jehovah? There is no J in Hebrew. Too bad you don't have any scholars that could tell you that. Yet you pretend to know what is in the 1611 King James Bible. Oh, and your vowels are all wrong too.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hello

...Jehovah has only one sport, NHL hockey. And he's a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Since I joined, Jehovah punished me by letting the Flames (hell) take a 2-0 lead. I was sad, but gathered up enough steam to reply to you. Since then, the Leafs have scored. If that's not proof that I believe in the One True God, I don't know what is.

Do you really think that God punishes anyone by interfering into a frivolous game? You don’t know what the God’s punishment is, but you will learn soon.

Now, answer me how it is with innumerous failed prophecies of your cult leaders or fade away into oblivion.

YiC, DUH

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

It was not awkward silence. I may have made a mistake joining this site as it seems Satan, and you, are persecuting me. And Jehovah might be punishing me as well for talking to you.

Jehovah has only one sport, NHL hockey. And he's a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Since I joined, Jehovah punished me by letting the Flames (hell) take a 2-0 lead. I was sad, but gathered up enough steam to reply to you. Since then, the Leafs have scored. If that's not proof that I believe in the One True God, I don't know what is.

I hope the seagulls know you're dead before they start eating you

Friend, I detect a lot of hate in you. A man of God does not hate, he follows in the foot steps of Jesus. He knows God has his back.
Perhaps this will help you:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1015