Greetings

[Xengraak]

Greetings Earthling members of the Landover Baptist Church.

I am Xengraak from Zarblon 5.

I am here to investigate the essential nature of humans dedicated to a faith or religious belief.

This church was selected due to the evident dedication and intense beliefs of its members.

A number of Zarblonians have joined this forum before posing as humans in an attempt to integrate, only to be rejected for reasons we are unable to discern.

We have now decided the best course of action is to be open and honest about our nature and origin.

We are transmitting data from our vessel in the outback of Western Australia.

This location was selected as a landing site due to its isolation from humans despite its relative proximity to a capital city - Perth - from which we are able to access your small international communications platform and information repository known as the Internet, via your Internet Protocol.

We await constructive interlocution.

[Talitha]

Re: Greetings

Zarblon 5

I think you mis-spelled "Australian".

[Bobby-Joe]

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I think you mis-spelled "Australian".

I think the think this forum is some extension of their on-line LARP.

Tell me Zarblon 5, how fast do want to be banned for trolling?

[Xengraak]

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Analysis of the initial message indicates the word "Australian" was not used.

Replacement of the phrase "Zarblon 5" by the word "Australian" as implied by your use of a quotation would constitute a grammatical error.

We appreciate your "thumbs up" icon, and return to you the same gesture:

We would like to know if we are engaging in what humans refer to as "friendly banter".

[Xengraak]

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We do not understand the reference to "trolling", which appears to be the verb form of a word which refers to any of a race of supernatural beings, sometimes conceived as giants and sometimes as dwarfs, inhabiting caves or subterranean dwellings.

We are willing to learn and are eager to understand your beliefs.

[Nobar King]

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Another wii-tard from Australia.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings

We do not understand the reference to "trolling", which appears to be the verb form of a word which refers to any of a race of supernatural beings, sometimes conceived as giants and sometimes as dwarfs, inhabiting caves or subterranean dwellings.

We are willing to learn and are eager to understand your beliefs.

Apparently you were just too stupid to listen to my warning. Take you LARP nonsense out of here.

[VegetarianGoldylocks]

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Xengraak

Don't waste your time on these KKK members in disguise. Which is clearly illustrated here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/staff

There's much better humans that are capable of accepting and understanding you!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Xengraak

Don't waste your time on these KKK members in disguise. Which is clearly illustrated here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/staff

There's much better humans that are capable of accepting and understanding you!

I have no idea what you're talking about. There is nothing on that page that says anything about the KKK or "white power". But if you click a couple of times, you will find my biography to show that there is hope for the unsaved.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/ladies/marymaria.html

[VegetarianGoldylocks]

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All white people in white robes burning a cross. For protection and nothing more, I'm sure! I don't see a single African on this site. Seriously, what kind of drugs are they using to brainwash you all or are you all really this f****ed up naturally? I seriously can't believe this isn't a joke. Also, what the hell is with this Jesus thong ad? That seems to go against your beliefs about women wearing a dress, now doesn't it? You're all a bunch of hypocrites. And the only thing I want you to save me from is you.

[Bobby-Joe]

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All white people in white robes burning a cross. For protection and nothing more, I'm sure! I don't see a single African on this site. Seriously, what kind of drugs are they using to brainwash you all or are you all really this f*u*c*k*e*d up naturally? I seriously can't believe this isn't a joke. Also, what the hell is with this Jesus thong ad? That seems to go against your beliefs about women wearing a dress, now doesn't it? You're all a bunch of hypocrites. And the only thing I want you to save me from is you.

Friend,

While we have several saved ex-blacks in out church. Please keep your ignorant anti-Christian bigotry to yourself.

[VegetarianGoldylocks]

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Do us all a favor and kill yourself like any good cult does. Here's some good advice for ya'all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMvQrp8zoI

"Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger"

[Deaner]

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I don't see a single African on this site.

And just how do you expect an African to get to Freehold, Iowa? They can swing on a vine to their own coast but everybody knows darkies can't swim.

[VegetarianGoldylocks]

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How's that for silly and feeble minded, dick? By the way, God is a woman. The universal uterus. You're not welcome in our heaven for the way you treat them.

[Deaner]

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By the way, God is a woman. The universal uterus.

Did you just call God a cunt?