Hi friends!!

[Princess001]

I'm glad I joined! I recently reached out to Pastor Ezekiel Flint after having some lesbian nightmares about an unamerican celebrity. Pastor helped so much I decided to join the forum!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi friends!!

Well, a cautious welcome to you young lady. Our dear Pastor will be along shortly to either confirm or deny your claims.

In the meantime, may God bless you that you gave up the desire for scissoring and other filthy acts of depravity with the rest of the weak gender. What you need is a strong Christian man to keep your days so busy that you have no time to think of such devilry.

Tell us some more about yourself. Have you found a real Baptist church to strengthen your relationship with Jesus Christ? Surely you have opened a KJV1611 Bible by now and can witness with your favorite verse?

In Christ

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi friends!!

Welcome young lady. I hope you have not attemepted to act out via role play with any normal females. Being one yourself, you know how weak minded you all are.

If you were baking a pie for the Last Supper, what kind would you proffer? For the main course, fish or steak?

[Princess001]

Re: Hi friends!!

Welcome young lady. I hope you have not attemepted to act out via role play with any normal females. Being one yourself, you know how weak minded you all are.

If you were baking a pie for the Last Supper, what kind would you proffer? For the main course, fish or steak?

Probably an Apple Pie. Definitely fish!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi friends!!

Would the pie be dripping wet or dryer with a crust?
I assume the fish would be fresh catch and not at all frigid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi friends!!

Welcome, young lady, to God's favorite forum. It has been my singular pleasure to work with you in your struggle to throw off the shackles of lezbeanism. I'd be happy to accept more photographs along the lines of the ones you've sent, the better to visualize what I should be praying over.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Princess001]

Re: Hi friends!!

Welcome, young lady, to God's favorite forum. It has been my singular pleasure to work with you in your struggle to throw off the shackles of lezbeanism. I'd be happy to accept more photographs along the lines of the ones you've sent, the better to visualize what I should be praying over.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thank YOU Pastor for helping me understand the dreams I have. I wish I could send you more pictures, but my father confiscated my phone, camera, etc. my internet privelages are on thin ice, but he let me keep them because of my good intentions to join this forum.

[Princess001]

Re: Hi friends!!

Would the pie be dripping wet or dryer with a crust?
I assume the fish would be fresh catch and not at all frigid.

Dripping wet. Yes, the fish would be very fresh!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi friends!!

Welcome, Princess! You are definitely in good hands with Pastor Zeke.

It's not often one meets a girl as young as yourself who's able to cook worth a dang. Especially sea food.

[Roper Crossburn]

Re: Hi friends!!

Might help if you told us more about the dream. Are we talking petting, fingers, what? I'm writing a song about the dangers of lesbianism but I still don't get how it works. Might take some of the guilt off your chest too.

[Princess001]

Re: Hi friends!!

Welcome, Princess! You are definitely in good hands with Pastor Zeke.

It's not often one meets a girl as young as yourself who's able to cook worth a dang. Especially sea food.

What else would girls my age be doing?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi friends!!

What else would girls my age be doing?

Well, sadly, 'round these parts, they mostly chew gum, play hookey, and get pregnant.

[Princess001]

Re: Hi friends!!

Well, sadly, 'round these parts, they mostly chew gum, play hookey, and get pregnant.

Yikes! Now that you mention it quite a few girls at my school do get pregnant. I wonder if they chew gum while getting pregnant, while they're supposed to be in school?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi friends!!

Most of today's teens are so damned stupid, I'm not sure if they could chew gum and get pregnant at the same time.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hi friends!!

Might help if you told us more about the dream. Are we talking petting, fingers, what? I'm writing a song about the dangers of lesbianism but I still don't get how it works. Might take some of the guilt off your chest too.

Perhaps pictures would help? Though on second thought, I don't think Princess001 can provide them if she is talking about a dream.