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I'm glad I joined! I recently reached out to Pastor Ezekiel Flint after having some lesbian nightmares about an unamerican celebrity. Pastor helped so much I decided to join the forum!
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Well, a cautious welcome to you young lady. Our dear Pastor will be along shortly to either confirm or deny your claims.
In the meantime, may God bless you that you gave up the desire for scissoring and other filthy acts of depravity with the rest of the weak gender. What you need is a strong Christian man to keep your days so busy that you have no time to think of such devilry.
Tell us some more about yourself. Have you found a real Baptist church to strengthen your relationship with Jesus Christ? Surely you have opened a KJV1611 Bible by now and can witness with your favorite verse?
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Welcome young lady. I hope you have not attemepted to act out via role play with any normal females. Being one yourself, you know how weak minded you all are.
If you were baking a pie for the Last Supper, what kind would you proffer? For the main course, fish or steak?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Probably an Apple Pie. Definitely fish!Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostComment
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Would the pie be dripping wet or dryer with a crust?
I assume the fish would be fresh catch and not at all frigid.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Welcome, young lady, to God's favorite forum. It has been my singular pleasure to work with you in your struggle to throw off the shackles of lezbeanism. I'd be happy to accept more photographs along the lines of the ones you've sent, the better to visualize what I should be praying over.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Thank YOU Pastor for helping me understand the dreams I have. I wish I could send you more pictures, but my father confiscated my phone, camera, etc. my internet privelages are on thin ice, but he let me keep them because of my good intentions to join this forum.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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Dripping wet. Yes, the fish would be very fresh!Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostComment
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Welcome, Princess! You are definitely in good hands with Pastor Zeke.
It's not often one meets a girl as young as yourself who's able to cook worth a dang. Especially sea food.WARNING:
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Might help if you told us more about the dream. Are we talking petting, fingers, what? I'm writing a song about the dangers of lesbianism but I still don't get how it works. Might take some of the guilt off your chest too.
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What else would girls my age be doing?Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostComment
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Well, sadly, 'round these parts, they mostly chew gum, play hookey, and get pregnant.Originally posted by Princess001 View PostWARNING:
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Yikes! Now that you mention it quite a few girls at my school do get pregnant. I wonder if they chew gum while getting pregnant, while they're supposed to be in school?Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostComment
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Most of today's teens are so damned stupid, I'm not sure if they could chew gum and get pregnant at the same time.WARNING:
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Perhaps pictures would help? Though on second thought, I don't think Princess001 can provide them if she is talking about a dream.Originally posted by Roper Crossburn View PostYiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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