[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Not that I've disrespected anybody, but how can disrespecting a pastor equate to not knowing Christ unless you equate the pastor to being the same as a Pope?

1 Thessalonians 5:12 And we beseech you, brethren, to know them which labour among you, and are over you in the Lord, and admonish you;

1 Timothy 5:17 Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.

You are pretty much at the bottom of the pecking order in this regard (assuming you aren't a Catholic or a Jew) so I suggest you stop looking for ways to look like an internet tough guy and get with God.

PS We are not Catholics and the Pope is high among the antichrists.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Not that I've disrespected anybody, but how can disrespecting a pastor equate to not knowing Christ unless you equate the pastor to being the same as a Pope?

He is your better, as he is mine, and you will treat him accordingly or your time here will be short indeed.

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Ah but you don't know me Pastor Ezekiel, I've been building furniture all my life since I was 3 so that I could help my father support the family. Anytime I wasn't building something I was being spanked while being taught Bible verses. Unlike you who probably had PLENTY of time to do whatever it is you do, I've never had free time because I dedicated my entire life to Jesus. I'm sorry if it disappoints you that I have never had an easy life like you, but I count my blessing and I know the Bible very well.

Reading the Bible isn't done in Free Time. It has it's own time. Part of dedicating your life to Jesus would have meant that you read the bible. It sounds like you used that time to be idle. Possibly masturbating. Yet you have the nerve to blame your parents.

If you had read the bible, you'd have known not to lie.

Proverbs 19:9

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Would you like rose petals scattered in front of you as you walk?

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

If you disrespect Pastor Ezekiel then you do not know Christ. However, you shall know me as I will make your suffering legendary.

Not that I've disrespected anybody, but how can disrespecting a pastor equate to not knowing Christ unless you equate the pastor to being the same as a Pope?

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Is this person here to praise Jesus or to flap his sassy gums?

Well I am here to praise Jesus. I just don't take kindly to people assuming false things about me then continue to proclaim them as truth. If you people can get past your presumptions, we can move on and praise Jesus. If not, I'll be forced to assume that your fathers haven't beat you enough (seeing as that is exactly what you assume). So can you accept me for the truth rather than by false accusations?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Ah but you don't know me Pastor Ezekiel, I've been building furniture all my life since I was 3 so that I could help my father support the family. Anytime I wasn't building something I was being spanked while being taught Bible verses. Unlike you who probably had PLENTY of time to do whatever it is you do, I've never had free time because I dedicated my entire life to Jesus. I'm sorry if it disappoints you that I have never had an easy life like you, but I count my blessing and I know the Bible very well.

Is this person here to praise Jesus or to flap his sassy gums?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Good Evening Christians

Ah but you don't know me Pastor Ezekiel, I've been building furniture all my life since I was 3 so that I could help my father support the family. Anytime I wasn't building something I was being spanked while being taught Bible verses. Unlike you who probably had PLENTY of time to do whatever it is you do, I've never had free time because I dedicated my entire life to Jesus. I'm sorry if it disappoints you that I have never had an easy life like you, but I count my blessing and I know the Bible very well.

If you disrespect Pastor Ezekiel then you do not know Christ. However, you shall know me as I will make your suffering legendary.

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

I see, so you're blaming your parents. That is just pathetic. They obviously didn't spank you enough.

I was homeschooled and I had the Holy Bible committed to memory at a very young age. Read my church bio and learn something about the power of God as delivered through a paddle on a young boy's behind!

Ah but you don't know me Pastor Ezekiel, I've been building furniture all my life since I was 3 so that I could help my father support the family. Anytime I wasn't building something I was being spanked while being taught Bible verses. Unlike you who probably had PLENTY of time to do whatever it is you do, I've never had free time because I dedicated my entire life to Jesus. I'm sorry if it disappoints you that I have never had an easy life like you, but I count my blessing and I know the Bible very well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Evening Christians

The problem is that because I was home schooled, I didn't learn to read till I was 13 and I have only gradually increased my reading speed since then. Although I assure you that when I was not reading the Bible I was attending church learning about it, therefore I am very knowledgeable in it.

I see, so you're blaming your parents. That is just pathetic. They obviously didn't spank you enough.

I was homeschooled and I had the Holy Bible committed to memory at a very young age. Read my church bio and learn something about the power of God as delivered through a paddle on a young boy's behind!

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

You have read the Bible three times in 20+ years? What have you been doing, masturbating farm animals? Deplorable!

The problem is that because I was home schooled, I didn't learn to read till I was 13 and I have only gradually increased my reading speed since then. Although I assure you that when I was not reading the Bible I was attending church learning about it, therefore I am very knowledgeable in it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Good Evening Christians

True, unfortunately I've only read the Bible from cover to cover only 3 times in my life. I think I will read it another time just to learn even more from it.

You have read the Bible three times in 20+ years? What have you been doing, masturbating farm animals? Deplorable!

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

You mistake concern for hostility. Instead of looking for ways to be offended, how about seeking ways to be saved? Reading the Bible cover-to-cover should take you about 3 weeks or so: that investment will pay dividends you can't even begin to imagone.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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True, unfortunately I've only read the Bible from cover to cover only 3 times in my life. I think I will read it another time just to learn even more from it.

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

The good Pastor is merely looking out for you while laying down the law in these Godly forums. After all, you're young and these are the times you need correction the most in life. You are nubile and pure and in need of guidance. We can provide that, be it in a tough, biblical fashion.

Most young people who frequent us are air-head text-speak junkies who laugh at anything and offend Jesus by masturbating and wallowing in the ignorance of public school indoctrination. If indeed you are an exception, your tenacity will set you apart...

"They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us." (I John 2:19)

Pastor Ed

I have personally rejected all public school teachings and have never touched my pecker with an intention other than aiming. I believe that the Bible solely teaches us truth. Pastor Ed, could I possibly hear about your journey to becoming a true Christian so that I could possibly follow in your footsteps?

[Zechariah Smyth]

I wish that I didn't have your hostility. As for my age, although I prefer for people not to know about it (a homo might have lust for me and it would be a shame if that happened), I'll tell you. I'm twenty years old. I grew up in a strong fundamentalist Baptist Church and my father gave me countless beatings until I was 14 and from then on I religiously studied the Bible and dedicated my life to God.

Pastor Ezekiel, may I ask you why you are so hostile with me? I only wish to benefit from your wisdom. If I have wronged you, how may I make up for it?

You mistake concern for hostility. Instead of looking for ways to be offended, how about seeking ways to be saved? Reading the Bible cover-to-cover should take you about 3 weeks or so: that investment will pay dividends you can't even begin to imagone.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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