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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #46
    Re: Hi, read me!

    Originally posted by Miss asshat96 View Post
    I never said I live in Warner, and I dont.
    Jesus told me you did. Do not lie, asshat. He will not bring you any presents.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Miss asshat96
        Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
        • Nov 2011
        • 16
        #47
        Re: Hi, read me!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Jesus told me you did. Do not lie, asshat. He will not bring you any presents.
        Well then, I hate to say it, but then Jesus is a little bit of a liar. Either that, or you're crazy and think that Jesus is talking to a creep like you.
        Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further

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          • Born Again Bob
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2318
            #48
            Re: Hi, read me!

            Dear Friend,

            Far better to be crazy and Heaven-bound than sane and Hell-bound.

            Yours in Skipping His Meds,
            BAB

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050
                #49
                Re: Hi, read me!

                Originally posted by Miss asshat96 View Post
                Well then, I hate to say it, but then Jesus is a little bit of a liar. Either that, or you're crazy and think that Jesus is talking to a creep like you.
                You do understand, don't you, that the Freehold Department of Faith performs full background checks on all new members?

                That "under investigation" business is no joke. If there's anything else you've been lying about, it would be better if you come clean now.
                WARNING:
                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474
                    #50
                    Re: Hi, read me!

                    Originally posted by Miss asshat96 View Post
                    Hello, there So, I've viewed this site several times before, and it all began when I looked up on Google "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals". Obviously, the results were not pretty. But, I decided to join and see what people had to say to me. I don't really like or agree with most of the things that are said here, because they are really offensive and cruel to many people, but I want to stay open-minded. So, here I am just saying hi.
                    Ok, I have to admit I am really confused now. Did you come here to find out "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals" or to say "hi"? If the latter then, hi right back to you. If the former then might I suggest the 1611 King James Bible?

                    I do have a question for you. Since you specifically asked about the Christian God, why haven't you asked about what other false gods think about homersexurals? By the way, are you one of those Fluffy Bunny Christians who read God's words cafeteria style, picking and choosing only those verses that make you feel warm and fuzzy all over? Might I suggest instead that you invest in an electric blanket?
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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