[Georgina]

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Athiests are quite well known for their tricksy science which they manipulate to support an evidenceless claim. such crazy athiest "scientific" theories include evolution, round earth and claims that the earth is over 10,000 years old! contradicting the Bible on numerous counts
Chronicles 16:30: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.”
Isaiah 40:22 "It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth"
however a similar ridiculous claim which is often overlooked is the theory of gravity. In three simple steps I can disprove the theory of gravity, and Im a housewife with no education!

1. ITS A THEORY
a theory is when mormonic scientists many whom are both gay and athiest cannot come up for any evidence to prove it happens. all theories are athiest garbage
2.THE THEORY OF GRAVITY CONTRADICTS THE EARTH THEORIES MADE BY DARK AGE SCHOLARS
the theory of gravity says we should all be pulled towards the centre of the world but this could only be true if the earth was a ball shape, which has been disproved by Christian theologists again and again.
3.BALLOONS DONT FALL
why do people fall and apples fall but not balloons. its simple. rather than the earth pulling us towards it, God is pushing us away from heaven along with evil things like apples but leaving harmless things like balloons. (see diagram above for reference)

feel stupid now atheists?
you should get used to it,
georgia washington.

[Brother Enoch]

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I want to post threads on how to properly raise Christian children and perhaps write an article on inteligent falling (as oposed to the athiest propoaganda of gravity).

Please post your article on intelligent falling for peer review by Landover's True Christian™ scientists. Feel free to post it in this thread. Should you pass the peer review it can be made a thread in the appropriate forum.

I, for one, am in an agony of expectation.

[Georgina]

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Do you know Herman Krebsbach? Lifelong bachelor, used to teach women's PE at the high school in Wichita Falls? If he's still living in Benjamin, you should ask him about his Bible-based cooking lessons. All his recipes are right out of the Old Testament!

Really? Ive heard the name, they sound perfect for a woman like me. as soon as I escaped the hell whole they call australia I will ask for you. also I was wondering while I have your attention how I can upgrade from unsaved trash? I want to post threads on how to properly raise Christian children and perhaps write an article on inteligent falling (as oposed to the athiest propoaganda of gravity).

edit: asked a friend herman died in 1993 apparently. tragic I would have loved those recipes

[Voll_EQ]

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Dear Faith_Machine.

You are so cleaver and know everybody, and you are also helpfull, i hope when i am one day no unsaved trash that i will be able to call you "friend"

Do you by chance know where to get hold on them recipes? Then i will have my wife to make some bible food for me

[Faith_Machine]

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Do you know Herman Krebsbach? Lifelong bachelor, used to teach women's PE at the high school in Wichita Falls? If he's still living in Benjamin, you should ask him about his Bible-based cooking lessons. All his recipes are right out of the Old Testament!

[Georgina]

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What is the name of the favorite convenience store in Benjamin?

population of 250, theres only one its called the cornerstore... if youll excuse my curiosity I know its unladylike but why all the questions about texas? are you also a native texan?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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close to benjamin (its on route 82)

What is the name of the favorite convenience store in Benjamin?

[Georgina]

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I don't know many Texans who use the British spelling of "favorite."

Is there anything you want to tell us, friend? Things will go a lot better for you if you choose to reveal that truth yourself, as opposed to making our Department of Faith ferret it out.

please dont get the department of faith involved! I was homeschooled so my spelling can be a bit off from time to time, but thats better than getting a non-God approved education

[Georgina]

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Really? How interesting. What part of Texas?

close to benjamin (its on route 82)

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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yes I am in the godforsaken land of australia for the next few months for my husbands work. But my home is in rural texas

Really? How interesting. What part of Texas?

[Georgina]

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The DoF is pretty snappy!

Since when is 'Greenwich, AU' part of Texas. I mean, Texas is mighty big but I do not think the Pacific ocean is considered a lake in Texas.

Why must you people lie in front of Jesus? All you do is make Him weep.

yes I am in the godforsaken land of australia for the next few months for my husbands work. But my home is in rural texas

[Georgina]

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'Back then' in 2000? In Texas? I don't think so. Are you a Mormon? That would explain a lot.

Alas I was for a breif period of my life, but my husband saw the evil in my ways and converted me from that ridiculous cult to the true small wing of the Baptist church which had graced me with existance.

[Georgina]

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Not that there's anything wrong with killing a persistently rebellious child.

Deuteronomy 21:18-20
18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard

It's important to understand that God wants us to try our hardest to beat our children into submission first before stoning them. He is a just and fair God and gives a child every chance to do the right thing. You sounded flippant.

very wise words, I was not trying to mock god (I would never ), I just take the Bible quite seriously. yes I do beat my children regularly so I can avoid the ultimate punishment but my children are not rebelious, more the quiet and jumpy sort.

[Brother Enoch]

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yessir. it was a different time back then

'Back then' in 2000? In Texas? I don't think so. Are you a Mormon? That would explain a lot.

[Faith_Machine]

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yessir. it was a different time back then

I am 21 years old and have been married for 10 years.

I agree, the world was a much simpler place back in those dimly remembered, ancient times.