[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I had no idea you are an adolescent.

You are aware that you must be at least 18 years old to be on this site and as a female, are required to have a permission form filled out and on file in the Church office. I have spoken with Miss Cookie in the main office and she tells me they have no record from your father.

Have you read the forum TOS and more importantly the KJV Bible and how it applies?

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

"Saddlebacking" is not acceptable before God

Normally I would totally agree, but when one uses certain acts in order to save someone from homosexuality (which I have done several times), and can do so whilst remaining pure, then those acts are sanctified.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Normally I would totally agree, but when one uses certain acts in order to save someone from homosexuality (which I have done several times), and can do so whilst remaining pure, then those acts are sanctified.

Please cite Scripture to support this assertion, whore.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I had no idea you are an adolescent.

I am not an adolescent, but I am a single, Godly woman, and as such I am under the spiritual authority of my earthly father.

You are aware that you must be at least 18 years old to be on this site and as a female, are required to have a permission form filled out and on file in the Church office. I have spoken with Miss Cookie in the main office and she tells me they have no record from your father.

Now that I am aware of this requirement, I'm certain that my earthly father will be glad to grant his permission in writing for me to be on the forum.

Have you read the forum TOS and more importantly the KJV Bible and how it applies?

Yes and yes. Not only have I read the KJV Bible, it's the only book I have ever read, with the exception of the Left Behind series.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I am not an adolescent, but I am a single, Godly woman, and as such I am under the spiritual authority of my earthly father.

If you are not an adolescent, every month that goes by unmarried and not pregnant with a baby for Jesus(r) is akin to spitting in the eyes of Jesus. Why do you want to do that? Are you so ugly and deformed as to be unable to attract a man?

Now that I am aware of this requirement, I'm certain that my earthly father will be glad to grant his permission in writing for me to be on the forum.

Terrific, please cease posting until after you get confirmation from the Church office.

Yes and yes. Not only have I read the KJV Bible, it's the only book I have ever read, with the exception of the Left Behind series.

You should be reading cook and cleaning books (in addition to the KJV), not some harlequin 'Left Behind' porn. What is it with you peoples fascination with other peoples rectums?

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Please cite Scripture to support this assertion, whore.

Please open the Word of God and turn to 1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:11.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

If you are not an adolescent, every month that goes by unmarried and not pregnant with a baby for Jesus® is akin to spitting in the eyes of Jesus. Why do you want to do that? Are you so ugly and deformed as to be unable to attract a man?

I agree that I should be married and producing fruit by now. I am not unattractive, but have been involved in a homosexuality restoration ministry for some time now, thus the delay in expanding God's family.

You should be reading cook and cleaning books (in addition to the KJV), not some harlequin 'Left Behind' porn. What is it with you peoples fascination with other peoples rectums?

I am not about to read other books just because you deem the Word of God incomplete in the area of the domestic arts. Take it up with Him. And the Left Behind series is not pornographic; it's an exciting and well-written way to get a glimpse of what awaits those who are left behind long after we have joined our Lord and Savior.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I agree that I should be married and producing fruit by now. I am not unattractive, but have been involved in a homosexuality restoration ministry for some time now, thus the delay in expanding God's family.

Ah a lesbo. I have heard about you people.

I am not about to read other books just because you deem the Word of God incomplete in the area of the domestic arts. Take it up with Him. And the Left Behind series is not pornographic; it's an exciting and well-written way to get a glimpse of what awaits those who are left behind long after we have joined our Lord and Savior.

Excuse me??? Because I deem??? No missy, Gods DEMANDS that you take care of the home of a man. That entails cooking and cleaning. You cannot be a good True Christian(tm) wife without that ability.
Now put down the garbage 'Left Buttock' and get your mind right. You should never, ever backsass a man. How come your father is so limp wristed?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

...I'm a totally pure virgin living for Christ (i.e. I have only done oral and anal)...

sod·om·y
[sod-uh-mee] Show IPA
noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality ( def. 4 ) .
-definition from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy

Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

'Nuf said.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Ah a lesbo. I have heard about you people.

No. I ministered to male homos.

Excuse me??? Because I deem??? No missy, Gods DEMANDS that you take care of the home of a man. That entails cooking and cleaning. You cannot be a good True Christian™ wife without that ability.
Now put down the garbage 'Left Buttock' and get your mind right. You should never, ever backsass a man. How come your father is so limp wristed?

I apologize, but I thought you were implying that the Word was not comprehensive. I think we can both agree that Christ requires me to have the ability to properly care for my future husband's home. I understand that I am to submit to Godly men, but your comment made me think that you were criticizing the Lord.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Please open the Word of God and turn to 1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:11.

Try again, whore. Finding the word 'sanctified' in the Bible doesn't excuse your perversions.

It doesn't say you may commit whoredoms in order to encourage sodomites to stop being sodomites, nor does it excuse sin of any sort.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

.....but your comment made me think ....

Therein lays the problem

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Try again, whore. Finding the word 'sanctified' in the Bible doesn't excuse your perversions.

I rather hoped you would look at the context.

It doesn't say you may commit whoredoms in order to encourage sodomites to stop being sodomites, nor does it excuse sin of any sort.

I suggest looking at Matthew 12.

And he said unto them, What man shall there be among you, that shall have one sheep, and if it fall into a pit on the sabbath day, will he not lay hold on it, and lift it out? How much then is a man better than a sheep? Wherefore it is lawful to do well on the sabbath days.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I rather hoped you would look at the context.



I suggest looking at Matthew 12.

Where does Jesus suggest having sex with a sheep?

Nowhere.

Try again, whore.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Where does Jesus suggest having sex with a sheep?

Nowhere.

Try again, whore.

Jesus was willing to commit what the Pharisees viewed as a sin in order to save a lost man. My work with pillow-biters is a similar type of ministry, and I was able to witness to the lost without compromising my purity. 1 Corinthians 6:12 tells us that all things are lawful for a Christian, and we must use our discernment. My youth minister (a Godly man, if ever there was one) told me that it was, in fact, a Christian act to minister to him in this way.