Super-Christy Newbie

[PurityRing]

Hello all! I'm so glad to have found these forums. About me:

I'm a totally pure virgin living for Christ (i.e. I have only done oral and anal) hoping to find a Godly man to submit to. My hobbies include taking communion, listening to Christian podcasts and picketing abortion clinics. Every October I volunteer at a Hell House and on Easter I nail myself to a cross.

My only concern is that I am not Baptist. I attend the Church of Christ (Restoration Movement), because, frankly - and I intend no offense - I find Southern Baptist worship to be far too liberal for my taste. However, I promise to keep an open mind, even though I suspect that some of you might end up in the smoking section.

[PurityRing]

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Sorry, Forgot to add that I found Jesus at Quartz Mountain Christian Camp when I was in second grade and my favorite Bible verse is John 11:35 (sooooo easy to memorize).

[Bob4God]

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Do you have a specific reason for being here, or are you just interested in mocking our precious Christian beliefs?

[PurityRing]

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Do you have a specific reason for being here, or are you just interested in mocking our precious Christian beliefs?

I thought I made it clear that I am here hoping to meet a Godly man, but I am also interested in Biblical discussion.

I am your Sister in Christ (I have confessed Christ and been Baptized by immersion). You may not trust me, but I trust in the Lord. Psalm 9:10.

[Bob4God]

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I thought I made it clear that I am here hoping to meet a Godly man, but I am also interested in Biblical discussion.

I am your Sister in Christ (I have confessed Christ and been Baptized by immersion). You may not trust me, but I trust in the Lord. Psalm 9:10.

You are not our sister. You already admit to attending a false church.

You also barged into our forums and told us you think we're going to Hell, when as True Christians, it is really our job to tell you that you are going to Hell.

[PurityRing]

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You also barged into our forums and told us you think we're going to Hell, when as True Christians, it is really our job to tell you that you are going to Hell.

This forum is open to all, and I assume that means luke-warm Christians as well. I think that we can agree that they are definitely headed the wrong direction.

I understand that this is a Baptist forum, but I follow the Word. No offense, but some Baptists have turned worship into a hootenanny. Ephesians 5:19 says that we are to sing and make melody in our hearts; it does not say that a tattooed Praise Team leader should play electric guitar. And excuse me if I think that it's not too much to ask to remember my crucified SAVIOR every week with Communion. These are the doctrinal differences you take issue with.

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? ~ Matthew 7:3

[Redeemed Papist]

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And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? ~ Matthew 7:3

Because there is no beam in our eye. We are washed clean of sin. we took Jesus' warning about being hypocrites well and truly to heart in the same way as we know we will be judged in the same way that we judge. We're fine with that, too because we judge righteously. If you know your Bible you'll know what I refer to. I wonder if you can find the right verses in context and read them properly...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hello all! I'm so glad to have found these forums. About me:

I'm a totally pure virgin living for Christ (i.e. I have only done oral and anal) hoping to find a Godly man to submit to.

Hello, whore. How is your life of fornication and sin going so far? Got the AIDS yet, or just genital warts, gonorrhea, syphilis, and herpes? Your lustful ways are a one-way ticket to Hell.

My hobbies include taking communion,

Oh, so you're a Catholic, then. Learned the sodomitious ways of the priests?

listening to Christian podcasts and picketing abortion clinics. Every October I volunteer at a Hell House and on Easter I nail myself to a cross.

Yep, definitely a Catholic. Christians celebrate the Resurrection; Catholics worship 'Jesus on a Stick' and celebrate the Crucifixion. See, that way they can pray to His dead mother instead of to Him; they prefer Semiramis, Queen of Heaven to God Himself.

This forum is open to all, and I assume that means luke-warm Christians as well.

Do you interpret Scripture the same way you interpret the header of EVERY PAGE ON THIS FORUM?

Where it says in big letters, "UNSAVED UNWELCOME"?

No wonder you are a self-harming emo Catholic.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi Christy! Tell us how God touched you?
How many sons have you placed in the manger alongside baby Jesus?

[PurityRing]

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Hello, whore. How is your life of fornication and sin going so far? Got the AIDS yet, or just genital warts, gonorrhea, syphilis, and herpes? Your lustful ways are a one-way ticket to Hell.

Excuse me, but my father will have a VERY bloody sheet to show the Elders on my wedding night (Deuterononomy 22:15). Virgins are not whores.

Yep, definitely a Catholic. Christians celebrate the Resurrection; Catholics worship 'Jesus on a Stick' and celebrate the Crucifixion. See, that way they can pray to His dead mother instead of to Him; they prefer Semiramis, Queen of Heaven to God Himself.

Absolutely not. I wear a cross, not a crucifix. How can you celebrate the Resurrection without fully understanding the sacrifice? Get a hammer and some nails and grow in faith.

Do you interpret Scripture...

I don't interpret Scripture at all. The infallible Word of God does not require it, thank you very much.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Welcome, dear friend.

My only concern is that I am not Baptist. I attend the Church of Christ (Restoration Movement), because, frankly - and I intend no offense - I find Southern Baptist worship to be far too liberal for my taste. However, I promise to keep an open mind, even though I suspect that some of you might end up in the smoking section.

No offense taken. We find the Southern Baptist Convention to be unacceptably liberal in more than worship. They tend to rewrite God's Word to match their preconceptions of what God meant to say, whereas we understand that God said what He meant and meant what He said.

[PurityRing]

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God touches me in a very special place every day, praise Jesus.

I have not had any sons (Mary is the only virgin who can pull that one off, LOL), but someday I hope to have 19 and counting. Every month when I get my period I weep for my lost child.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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God touches me in a very special place every day, praise Jesus.

I have not had any sons (Mary is the only virgin who can pull that one off, LOL), but someday I hope to have 19 and counting. Every month when I get my period I weep for my lost child.

Again with the mocking, yes, whore? You obviously don't understand the first thing about God or Jesus Christ and are only here to spout vile sexual innuendo and scoff at beautiful Christian women who are fulfilling God's commandments. If you don't turn from your ways, you will one day burn in Hell for it. Turn or burn, I always say. And good enough for you.

In Christ,
Warren

[PurityRing]

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Clearly you rarely encounter a truly Godly woman if you think you are being mocked.

Whilst I do struggle daily with sexual temptation, I am most certainly NOT a whore. I am a virgin. My vagina currently belongs to my earthly father, and ownership will be transferred to my husband on my wedding day, but it will ALWAYS belong to Christ. Enough with calling me a whore.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Whilst I do struggle daily with sexual temptation, I am most certainly NOT a whore. I am a virgin. My cooter currently belongs to my earthly father, and ownership will be transferred to my husband on my wedding day, but it will ALWAYS belong to Christ. Enough with calling me a whore.

No, whore, you give in completely to your temptations. You are engaging in lustful acts. You are committing harlotry.

Preserving your "freshness seal" does not make you innocent of whoredoms!

"Saddlebacking" is not acceptable before God. Purity has no loopholes.