[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Jesus was willing to commit what the Pharisees viewed as a sin in order to save a lost man. My work with pillow-biters is a similar type of ministry, and I was able to witness to the lost without compromising my purity. 1 Corinthians 6:12 tells us that all things are lawful for a Christian, and we must use our discernment. My youth minister (a Godly man, if ever there was one) told me that it was, in fact, a Christian act to minister to him in this way.

Your "Godly" youth minister was a homosexual?

Your house of lies is falling to pieces, whore. A man cannot be Godly and homosexual.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

...1 Corinthians 6:12 tells us that all things are lawful for a Christian...

That was written by Paul. When he says "me", he's talking about himself, not "every sodomite who can Google words in the Bible".

Your interpretation directly contradicts Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

I also find it curious that you show such fondness for 1 Corinthians 6:9-12, but have obviously never read the VERY NEXT VERSE:

1 Corinthians 6:13 "Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body."

True Christianity(tm): You're doing it wrong.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Your "Godly" youth minister was a homosexual?

Your house of lies is falling to pieces, whore. A man cannot be Godly and homosexual.

My youth minister confided in me that the Father of Lies was tempting him, and he asked me, as his sister in Christ, to help him. He was most certainly not a homosexual! God was able to use me to restore him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

My youth minister confided in me that the Father of Lies was tempting him, and he asked me, as his sister in Christ, to help him. He was most certainly not a homosexual! God was able to use me to restore him.

I do believe you could bottle your stories and sell them:



I wonder why it is the God-mocker "DiddleUs Much" knows God's Word better than you? And why you can't refute what he has to say?

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

True Christianity™: You're doing it wrong.

As if a Godless idiot would know how to practice Christianity.

I am not a whore. I am a pure, Godly woman, and you will feel very stupid for calling me that when my earthly father posts the bloody sheet pics on his Facebook page the day after my future husband and I consummate our marriage.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

As if a Godless idiot would know how to practice Christianity.

I am not a whore. I am a pure, Godly woman, and you will feel very stupid for calling me that when my earthly father posts the bloody sheet pics on his Facebook page the day after my future husband and I consummate our marriage.

It's the whatwhat in yer buttbutt (or your mouth) that the Bible (you really should read the whole thing sometime) says will send you to Hell. God won't care about your cherry now.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

As if a Godless idiot would know how to practice Christianity.

I am not a whore. I am a pure, Godly woman, and you will feel very stupid for calling me that when my earthly father posts the bloody sheet pics on his Facebook page the day after my future husband and I consummate our marriage.

So, let me see – probably the next thing you will tell us is that you are preventing the spilling of seed.

We've seen this all before and it gets rather boring after awhile – much less not at all amusing. It's better that you drop it all and just come to Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I have only done oral and anal.

You've only done WHAT!!??

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Is it just me or have we seen this self same troll before?

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

... It's better that you drop it all and just come to Jesus.

I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior and was baptized.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Hello all! I'm so glad to have found these forums. About me:

I'm a totally pure virgin living for Christ (i.e. I have only done oral and anal) hoping to find a Godly man to submit to. My hobbies include taking communion, listening to Christian podcasts and picketing abortion clinics. Every October I volunteer at a Hell House and on Easter I nail myself to a cross.

My only concern is that I am not Baptist. I attend the Church of Christ (Restoration Movement), because, frankly - and I intend no offense - I find Southern Baptist worship to be far too liberal for my taste. However, I promise to keep an open mind, even though I suspect that some of you might end up in the smoking section.

This is all very disturbing, and I'm surprised you haven't been banned already. God must really want you to be here with us. What can you tell us about the last time you got nailed? To a cross, I mean.