[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Please open the Word of God and turn to 1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:11.

Try again, whore. Finding the word 'sanctified' in the Bible doesn't excuse your perversions.

It doesn't say you may commit whoredoms in order to encourage sodomites to stop being sodomites, nor does it excuse sin of any sort.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Ah a lesbo. I have heard about you people.

No. I ministered to male homos.

Excuse me??? Because I deem??? No missy, Gods DEMANDS that you take care of the home of a man. That entails cooking and cleaning. You cannot be a good True Christian™ wife without that ability.
Now put down the garbage 'Left Buttock' and get your mind right. You should never, ever backsass a man. How come your father is so limp wristed?

I apologize, but I thought you were implying that the Word was not comprehensive. I think we can both agree that Christ requires me to have the ability to properly care for my future husband's home. I understand that I am to submit to Godly men, but your comment made me think that you were criticizing the Lord.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

...I'm a totally pure virgin living for Christ (i.e. I have only done oral and anal)...

sod·om·y
[sod-uh-mee] Show IPA
noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality ( def. 4 ) .
-definition from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy

Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

'Nuf said.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I agree that I should be married and producing fruit by now. I am not unattractive, but have been involved in a homosexuality restoration ministry for some time now, thus the delay in expanding God's family.

Ah a lesbo. I have heard about you people.

I am not about to read other books just because you deem the Word of God incomplete in the area of the domestic arts. Take it up with Him. And the Left Behind series is not pornographic; it's an exciting and well-written way to get a glimpse of what awaits those who are left behind long after we have joined our Lord and Savior.

Excuse me??? Because I deem??? No missy, Gods DEMANDS that you take care of the home of a man. That entails cooking and cleaning. You cannot be a good True Christian(tm) wife without that ability.
Now put down the garbage 'Left Buttock' and get your mind right. You should never, ever backsass a man. How come your father is so limp wristed?

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

If you are not an adolescent, every month that goes by unmarried and not pregnant with a baby for Jesus® is akin to spitting in the eyes of Jesus. Why do you want to do that? Are you so ugly and deformed as to be unable to attract a man?

I agree that I should be married and producing fruit by now. I am not unattractive, but have been involved in a homosexuality restoration ministry for some time now, thus the delay in expanding God's family.

You should be reading cook and cleaning books (in addition to the KJV), not some harlequin 'Left Behind' porn. What is it with you peoples fascination with other peoples rectums?

I am not about to read other books just because you deem the Word of God incomplete in the area of the domestic arts. Take it up with Him. And the Left Behind series is not pornographic; it's an exciting and well-written way to get a glimpse of what awaits those who are left behind long after we have joined our Lord and Savior.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Please cite Scripture to support this assertion, whore.

Please open the Word of God and turn to 1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:11.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I am not an adolescent, but I am a single, Godly woman, and as such I am under the spiritual authority of my earthly father.

If you are not an adolescent, every month that goes by unmarried and not pregnant with a baby for Jesus(r) is akin to spitting in the eyes of Jesus. Why do you want to do that? Are you so ugly and deformed as to be unable to attract a man?

Now that I am aware of this requirement, I'm certain that my earthly father will be glad to grant his permission in writing for me to be on the forum.

Terrific, please cease posting until after you get confirmation from the Church office.

Yes and yes. Not only have I read the KJV Bible, it's the only book I have ever read, with the exception of the Left Behind series.

You should be reading cook and cleaning books (in addition to the KJV), not some harlequin 'Left Behind' porn. What is it with you peoples fascination with other peoples rectums?

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I had no idea you are an adolescent.

I am not an adolescent, but I am a single, Godly woman, and as such I am under the spiritual authority of my earthly father.

You are aware that you must be at least 18 years old to be on this site and as a female, are required to have a permission form filled out and on file in the Church office. I have spoken with Miss Cookie in the main office and she tells me they have no record from your father.

Now that I am aware of this requirement, I'm certain that my earthly father will be glad to grant his permission in writing for me to be on the forum.

Have you read the forum TOS and more importantly the KJV Bible and how it applies?

Yes and yes. Not only have I read the KJV Bible, it's the only book I have ever read, with the exception of the Left Behind series.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Normally I would totally agree, but when one uses certain acts in order to save someone from homosexuality (which I have done several times), and can do so whilst remaining pure, then those acts are sanctified.

Please cite Scripture to support this assertion, whore.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

"Saddlebacking" is not acceptable before God

Normally I would totally agree, but when one uses certain acts in order to save someone from homosexuality (which I have done several times), and can do so whilst remaining pure, then those acts are sanctified.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

I had no idea you are an adolescent.

You are aware that you must be at least 18 years old to be on this site and as a female, are required to have a permission form filled out and on file in the Church office. I have spoken with Miss Cookie in the main office and she tells me they have no record from your father.

Have you read the forum TOS and more importantly the KJV Bible and how it applies?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Whilst I do struggle daily with sexual temptation, I am most certainly NOT a whore. I am a virgin. My cooter currently belongs to my earthly father, and ownership will be transferred to my husband on my wedding day, but it will ALWAYS belong to Christ. Enough with calling me a whore.

No, whore, you give in completely to your temptations. You are engaging in lustful acts. You are committing harlotry.

Preserving your "freshness seal" does not make you innocent of whoredoms!

"Saddlebacking" is not acceptable before God. Purity has no loopholes.

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

Clearly you rarely encounter a truly Godly woman if you think you are being mocked.

Whilst I do struggle daily with sexual temptation, I am most certainly NOT a whore. I am a virgin. My vagina currently belongs to my earthly father, and ownership will be transferred to my husband on my wedding day, but it will ALWAYS belong to Christ. Enough with calling me a whore.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

God touches me in a very special place every day, praise Jesus.

I have not had any sons (Mary is the only virgin who can pull that one off, LOL), but someday I hope to have 19 and counting. Every month when I get my period I weep for my lost child.

Again with the mocking, yes, whore? You obviously don't understand the first thing about God or Jesus Christ and are only here to spout vile sexual innuendo and scoff at beautiful Christian women who are fulfilling God's commandments. If you don't turn from your ways, you will one day burn in Hell for it. Turn or burn, I always say. And good enough for you.

In Christ,
Warren

[PurityRing]

Re: Super-Christy Newbie

God touches me in a very special place every day, praise Jesus.

I have not had any sons (Mary is the only virgin who can pull that one off, LOL), but someday I hope to have 19 and counting. Every month when I get my period I weep for my lost child.