Greeting from a confused heathen

[Repented Heathen]

As you can all probably tell, I'm a pagan.
I came here to learn about your religion because I'm in sort of a "religious crisis". I've lived the past 4 almost 5 years believing in multiple Gods and Goddesses. Recently, I've started to question these beliefs. As I was searching for answers on the web, I came across your website. It intrigued me (not necessarily in a good nor a bad way), so, I've decided to try to learn about your religion.
Despite coming from a Baptist family, I know very little about Christianity.
Please do not get confused, I've not accepted Christianity into my beliefs, yet. If I decide that this is right for me, then I shall be baptised and go to Bible study and do whatever I need to do. However, if I decide against becoming a Christian, then I shall leave with dignity.

I certainly hope you will all understand.

[Repented Heathen]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

I'm terribly sorry, I almost forgot:
I'm an 18 year old, female, American citizen.

[Scheherazade]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

I do hope you are being honest.

Do not be deceitful, as I was. It only makes things worse later on.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

I'm terribly sorry, I almost forgot:
I'm an 18 year old, female, American citizen.

Can we safely assume that you have gotten mixed up in all manner of sin? You pagans eat Christian babies, danse naked in the woods, use narcotics, participate in bi-sexural orgies, and worship satan himself....You have alot of repenting to do, young lady.

And have you read the Bible at all? That's always a good place to start. Brother V has a thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year" which might be a good place to start.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

Hello Heathen. The first thing to do if you want to learn about the true religion is that you have to accept JESUS into your heart, otherwise you are condemned to eternal hell fire.
Pretty straight forward actually when you think about it .

Do you love JESUS ?????

[Repented Heathen]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

Can we safely assume that you have gotten mixed up in all manner of sin? You pagans eat Christian babies, danse naked in the woods, use narcotics, participate in bi-sexural orgies, and worship satan himself....You have alot of repenting to do, young lady.

And have you read the Bible at all? That's always a good place to start. Brother V has a thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year" which might be a good place to start.

I have danced in nothing but a ceremonial robe commonly worn by a High Priestess, that much is true. But the "eating Christian babies", "bi-sexual sex orgies", "narcotics", and "worshipping satan" stuff was WAY off.
For one thing, pagans don't even believe that "satan" even exists, so it would be impossible to "worship" satan.
Second, pagans don't eat any babies (except maybe veal, but that's an entirely different thing altogether). Some pagans I've met are even vegetarians.
Third, drugs/narcotics of ANY kind is strongly discouraged among the pagan community.
And finally, about the "sex orgies" thing - I will be the first to admit that there is such a thing as "sex magic", but very few actually practice it and it's never in "orgies". (I've never practiced it. In fact, I've never had sex at all!)


I've read the Bible when I was younger, although I remember very little of it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

I have danced in nothing but a ceremonial robe commonly worn by a High Priestess, that much is true. But the "eating Christian babies", "bi-sexual sex orgies", "narcotics", and "worshipping satan" stuff was WAY off.

Freind,

Didn't Scheherazade warn you about lying to us? By doing so you forced me to issue you warning points. If you lie to us friend how can we help you? Only when you admit to having a problem can we help you..

[Repented Heathen]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

Freind,

Didn't Scheherazade warn you about lying to us? By doing so you forced me to issue you warning points. If you lie to us friend how can we help you? Only when you admit to having a problem can we help you..

I'm not lying. Every word I said is true.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

I'm not lying. Every word I said is true.

Now you are doing that just to tease us friend.

[Scheherazade]

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Forgive me for the sudden pass, but it seems imperative that I do so, given my current situation.

Anyway, would you be interested in becoming a saved Christian bride eventually?

The concept of a hermaphroditic husband must be off-putting, but perhaps we could adapt.

On the other hand, I need to get over some other obstacles first.

Forgive me if I made you uncomfortable, I acted rationally in hopes of propelling myself to salvation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not lying. Every word I said is true.

Young lady, we know more about pagans than you do.

If you want to find Salvation in Christ's loving arms, then the first step is to come clean. Do you think that you're the first witch to stumble in here spinning these lies? Do you take us for fools?

Take a look at this:

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

Forgive me for the sudden pass, but it seems imperative that I do so, given my current situation.

Anyway, would you be interested in becoming a saved Christian bride eventually?

The concept of a hermaphroditic husband must be off-putting, but perhaps we could adapt.

On the other hand, I need to get over some other obstacles first.

Forgive me if I made you uncomfortable, I acted rationally in hopes of propelling myself to salvation.

Are you proposing to me?

While I welcome you working under me to learn how to be a man you do understand we Christian can not marry men?

[Scheherazade]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

Mr. Joe, I was offering such a proposition to Ms. Heathen.

[Repented Heathen]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

Young lady, we know more about pagans than you do.

If you want to find Salvation in Christ's loving arms, then the first step is to come clean. Do you think that you're the first witch to stumble in here spinning these lies? Do you take us for fools?

Take a look at this:

It says N'Sync is acid rock! And in the "goth subculture" section! If anything N'Sync is extremely crappy "pop" music. (If you can call it "music")

Catholicism has nothing to do with Paganism (besides the fact that Catholics completely despise pagans).

And how could you know more about pagans - you've never even practiced it! I have! And I can assure you, I'm telling the truth %100!

Mr. Joe, I was offering such a proposition to Ms. Heathen.

I'm sorry, I'm already in a relationship.

[Scheherazade]

Re: Greeting from a confused heathen

I'm sorry, I'm already in a relationship.

I understand.