How do I delete my account with this site?

[Jabrams]

Now that I've found it's a parody, it's all quite funny to me.
If you could let me know how to remove my username, account, etc., that would be much appreciated.

=) Thanks!

[Jabrams]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Hahahaha! It changed my quote! This is great..

[Aphrodite]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

same thing here i want to close my account but there is no way to close it ourself at least..

[Deaner]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

If you could let me know how to remove my username, account, etc., that would be much appreciated.

All things come through Christ. Perhaps if you posted a sincere prayer acknowledging your status as human trash and begging for redemption; Jesus might see fit to toss you a bone.

[VictoryOS]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Friends, why on earth would you want to delete your account here? Don't you realize you were brought here for a reason?

[Aphrodite]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Friends, why on earth would you want to delete your account here? Don't you realize you were brought here for a reason?

Curiosity and nope, i pretty knew what i was into for.

[VictoryOS]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Curiosity and nope, i pretty knew what i was into for.

Was that an answer or a riddle? Either way, it doesn't make sense.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Curiosity and nope, i pretty knew what i was into for.

Friend,

Jesus brought you here to learn THE TRUTH(tm)! No, we are not going to delete your' account because we want to help you become SAVED(tm)*. We love you and will not push you away to Satan. Let us help you REPENT(tm) of your' depravity!


* or your' money back.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

"Hi, I can't trust myself to log out and never come back. Not only that, I want to be a big old drama queen and make a production to bring attention to me leaving instead of just logging out and never coming back."

We see it so often, but it never stops being pathetic.
Jesus shed His blood on the cross for this?

[Deaner]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Not only that, I want to be a big old drama queen and make a production to bring attention to me

Maybe we should change her user name to Britney.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

Maybe we should change her user name to Britney.

That sounds very appropriate.

[Brother V]

Re: How do I delete my account with this site?

same thing here i want to close my account but there is no way to close it ourself at least..

You also are now banned; so you won't feel tempted to try to post again.

YIC
V