Hello.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello.

My name is Corey. I go to a church called Element. I am not a papist, True Christian.

A church called "Element"... Let me guess: Your "pastor" is a tattooed lesbian, and you have some fag playing electric guitar at your Sunday services.

[SaidEnoch]

Re: Hello.

My name is Corey. I go to a church called Element. I am not a papist, True Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Thank you for the information, True Christian.

I currently go to church in the west coast. My favorite chapter is Psalms 23. I have known Jesus my whole life.

THAT IS NOT AN INTRODUCTION!!

What is your name? What is the name of your church? Are you a papist or something?

[SaidEnoch]

Re: Hello.

Thank you for the information, True Christian.

I currently go to church in the west coast. My favorite chapter is Psalms 23. I have known Jesus my whole life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

That's not an introduction. Please make an effort, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[SaidEnoch]

Hello. It's nice to meet you.