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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #31
    Re: How do I become a True Christian

    Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
    I was just making sure I go about it the right way. I'm the type of person who likes to do things the right way!
    Sure. That is why you stuck your ankles behind your ears at an all female boarding school.

    You are in panic mode. Something else horrific is going on in your life and you know it is just the beginning of God's punishment
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Whore4satan
      Unsaved trash, blatant whore
      • Dec 2011
      • 162

      #32
      Re: How do I become a True Christian

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Deuteronomy 23
      2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

      God spells it out so even the feeblest of minds can follow His Word. What part did you not understand?
      You always have to ask for His forgiveness. You son is destined (as are his sons for ten generations) to eternity in Hell. Each generation will be born not only with original sin but the sin of bastardization.

      As far as you being an out of wedlock whore whose rapist refused to pay the fifty shekels, that is another matter.

      You have created quite a mess. Only God knows what punishments He will hand out and what your entire family is going to have to do to have God forgive your transgression.

      I wasn't raped. I am still with the father of my child. If this is what is going to happen to my son anyway why am I going to pray this prayer?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #33
        Re: How do I become a True Christian

        Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
        I wasn't raped. I am still with the father of my child. If this is what is going to happen to my son anyway why am I going to pray this prayer?
        What exactly does "still with" mean? That you're living in sin? That you continue to offend Jesus by fornicating with this man?


        And you expect Salvation for you and your bastard child!?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #34
          Re: How do I become a True Christian

          Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
          I don't think so. Isn't your fiancee a second time virgin from being saved? She too, had sex before marriage. I can obviously be forgiven too, if I really am sorry for my sins.
          Sister Daisy Mae's freshness seal has been ruptured?
          Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
          I wasn't raped. I am still with the father of my child. If this is what is going to happen to my son anyway why am I going to pray this prayer?
          So why not simply marry the man, and render your child no longer a bastard, and yourself no longer a fornicating whore?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Whore4satan
            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
            • Dec 2011
            • 162

            #35
            Re: How do I become a True Christian

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What exactly does "still with" mean? That you're living in sin? That you continue to offend Jesus by fornicating with this man?


            And you expect Salvation for you and your bastard child!?
            I should get married so I am not fornicating. I do wish to live a better life. I was hoping with the help of your church to be able to guide me in that direction. I'm sorry if I offend you.

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            • Whore4satan
              Unsaved trash, blatant whore
              • Dec 2011
              • 162

              #36
              Re: How do I become a True Christian

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Sister Daisy Mae's freshness seal has been ruptured?

              So why not simply marry the man, and render your child no longer a bastard, and yourself no longer a fornicating whore?
              Apparently so, one of her awards that your fellow church members receive said she is a second born again virgin. I guess she renewed herself a second time virgin being saved. Makes me wonder if I can achieve that as well. Instead of being called a 'whore' which nowday's is considered an insult, but I guess Jesus received persecution too. I'd like to get married so I am no longer in sin.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                I should get married so I am not fornicating. I do wish to live a better life.
                OF COURSE you should get married, you addle-brained girl! You need a man to do your thinking, as the Holy Bible dictates.

                Ephesians 5:22-24
                Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                Originally posted by Whore4christ View Post
                I was hoping with the help of your church to be able to guide me in that direction. I'm sorry if I offend you.
                You offend Jesus! An unrepentant harlot who wallows in her sin makes Our Loving Savior beside Himself with rage! He has a special place reserved for you, your live-in boyfriend, and your bastard son down in hell.

                Unless you repent, and I mean now.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                  Pastor of Praise and Worship
                  A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 3890

                  #38
                  Re: How do I become a True Christian

                  Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                  I should get married so I am not fornicating. I do wish to live a better life. I was hoping with the help of your church to be able to guide me in that direction. I'm sorry if I offend you.
                  What about this boy you are cohabitating with? Is he ready to give his life over to Jesus too?
                  Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                  Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                  • Whore4satan
                    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 162

                    #39
                    Re: How do I become a True Christian

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Sure. That is why you stuck your ankles behind your ears at an all female boarding school.

                    You are in panic mode. Something else horrific is going on in your life and you know it is just the beginning of God's punishment
                    No, no, no. I did not do anything sexual while at an all-girls boarding school. I am in no way shape or form attracted to the same sex! I was pregnant two years after I attended that school.

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                    • Whore4satan
                      Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 162

                      #40
                      Re: How do I become a True Christian

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      OF COURSE you should get married, you addle-brained girl! You need a man to do your thinking, as the Holy Bible dictates.






                      You offend Jesus! An unrepentant harlot who wallows in her sin makes Our Loving Savior beside Himself with rage! He has a special place reserved for you, your live-in boyfriend, and your bastard son down in hell.

                      Unless you repent, and I mean now.
                      Why the insults, Pastor? Please do not insult me. I already feel terrible for the sins I have committed and my plans are to repent heavily, so I may please The Lord thy God.

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                      • Whore4satan
                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 162

                        #41
                        Re: How do I become a True Christian

                        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                        What about this boy you are cohabitating with? Is he ready to give his life over to Jesus too?
                        He is an unbeliever and that is why I am ambivalent to marry him. Although you say to marry him, I was told not to marry an unbeliever.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #42
                          Re: How do I become a True Christian

                          Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                          I should get married so I am not fornicating.
                          You don't have to get married to avoid fornicating. Avoiding fornication is a simple matter of keeping your legs closed. You do have enough self-control to keep your legs closed, don't you?
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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #43
                            Re: How do I become a True Christian

                            Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                            Why the insults, Pastor? Please do not insult me. I already feel terrible for the sins I have committed and my plans are to repent heavily, so I may please The Lord thy God.
                            Why is your repentance being put off to some vague, undetermined future date?

                            Can you imagine what your parole officer would say if you informed him your plans were to stop violating parole and seek gainful employment at some point in the future? Can you imagine your landlord's reaction if you told him you plan to pay your rent a few months or years from now?

                            The Jews have a saying, sister: "Get drunk tonight, for tomorrow you die."

                            I say "Repent immediately, for tomorrow you burn in Hell!!!!"
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                            • Whore4satan
                              Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 162

                              #44
                              Re: How do I become a True Christian

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Why is your repentance being put off to some vague, undetermined future date?

                              Can you imagine what your parole officer would say if you informed him your plans were to stop violating parole and seek gainful employment at some point in the future? Can you imagine your landlord's reaction if you told him you plan to pay your rent a few months or years from now?

                              The Jews have a saying, sister: "Get drunk tonight, for tomorrow you die."

                              I say "Repent immediately, for tomorrow you burn in Hell!!!!"
                              Very good point. I value your opinion Sister in Christ.

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #45
                                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                                Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                                He is an unbeliever and that is why I am ambivalent to marry him. Although you say to marry him, I was told not to marry an unbeliever.
                                But living in sin with an unbeliever and committing adultery with him is OK?

                                You need to get out of there right now, even if it means you and your son sleeping on park benches!

                                Unless...

                                OK, if you move into the garage and keep your legs closed 100% of the time, then you might not technically be living in sin.
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