A Christian

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

So, how did you come to find Jesus, and what's your favorite Scripture? (You know, the things you were directed to share in your introduction?)

I found Jesus in the ways of a pure, saint woman, who directed me to the one and only word of G** Almighty. We used to recite Bible verses all night long to refrain from the sins of the flesh. That's how I found my way.

My favorite scripture is Revelations, the moment when G** Almighty will return to wipe this earth of all the sinful Atheists, Homossexuals (that's you, Billy Bob), Liberals and Whores.

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

You speak too much of phaluses, anal sex and your A.S.S. I truly believe you must be engaged in the sin of homossexual lust.

REPENT before it's too late, and surrender to the hands of G** Almighty, since He is the One who can save you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Christian

Hi all,

I'm glad to have seen the Light of G** Almighty in this site, even if I think you use His Name too much. I think I finally have a place to share my thoughts and feelings among people who think alike.

Are you Jewish or something? They write G_D.

Just one question: why didn't I find any thread about the lies of Mayan Calendar 2012 End-Of-the-World theory? Everyone knows the Mayans were pagans and that the true end of the world, as revealed to us by John, will only happen in the second coming.

Please discuss.

Because you didn't look?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=72522

So, how did you come to find Jesus, and what's your favorite Scripture? (You know, the things you were directed to share in your introduction?)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A Christian

You use G**'s name too much, as an infidel would. I say "G**" to refrain from telling our Lord's name, which is forbidden for sinful mortals as we are.

Please read your scriptures more carefully.

I don't understand. I thought "G**" was your penis god. Who is G** if he is not your lord?

This forum is for worshiping God and His Son Jesus Christ Almighty, not your phallus of choice.

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

[QUOTE=Billy Bob Jenkins;830511]Who is "G**"? Only GOD is Almighty. Whoever "G**" is, you are worshiping a false idol. The Bible tells us to worship THE LORD GOD, not "G**"[QUOTE]

You use G**'s name too much, as an infidel would. I say "G**" to refrain from telling our Lord's name, which is forbidden for sinful mortals as we are.

Please read your scriptures more carefully.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A Christian

Please tell Rev. Jim a true Christian needs to do his own gardening work. Only this way he will be honored in the eyes of G** Almighty.

Thanks for the offer anyway.

Who is "G**"? Only GOD is Almighty. Whoever "G**" is, you are worshiping a false idol. The Bible tells us to worship THE LORD GOD, not "G**"

Is "G**" some sort of Dionysian penis god?

Deuteronomy 4:16

King James Version (KJV)


16Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

Please tell Rev. Jim a true Christian needs to do his own gardening work. Only this way he will be honored in the eyes of G** Almighty.

Thanks for the offer anyway.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Christian

Are you looking for work as a gardener? I think Rev. Jim was needing a new wetback.

[paulinho]

Hi all,

I'm glad to have seen the Light of G** Almighty in this site, even if I think you use His Name too much. I think I finally have a place to share my thoughts and feelings among people who think alike.

Just one question: why didn't I find any thread about the lies of Mayan Calendar 2012 End-Of-the-World theory? Everyone knows the Mayans were pagans and that the true end of the world, as revealed to us by John, will only happen in the second coming.

Please discuss.