[SUV]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Once again, sadly, I see, it's really all about the time I won that Shower with Jesus contest

People shouldn't live in stone houses!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello! I'm John

This "John" had better not be looking for dirty favors from me. I am NOT that kind of woman, and also I'm happily married to a strong and wise Christian man.

It disgusts me when a pervert looks at my private places with that foul look in his eyes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello! I'm John

That it is, John. That it is. Welcome, were glad to have you here.

Excuse me. "We"?

You are not a True Christian(tm), you are Unsaved Trash.

Do you mean that "all the Unsaved Trash, trolls, and poorly-executed fake Catholics welcome him?

Why would he want to be welcomed by a scumbag troll like you?

Get bent.