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  • From Russia With Love

    Love of Jesus.

    Someone said 'hate the sin but love the sinner'. Nyet. Is wrong. Hate the sin and hate the sinner.

    Da. Is true.

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    Re: From Russia With Love

    Very true. Welcome.

    It must be hard living in the communist frozen Eskimo land, we still don't know much about you though.

    Do you attend a church? Or maybe fellowship in someone's wine cellar? Tell us what your favorite Bible verses are and how you came to know Jesus.

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    • #3
      Re: From Russia With Love

      Originally posted by Mikail Cliftov View Post
      Love of Jesus.

      Someone said 'hate the sin but love the sinner'. Nyet. Is wrong. Hate the sin and hate the sinner.

      Da. Is true.
      So, even the Ruskies are actually capable of understanding the Bible. His English is even better than most "american" atheists we get on here.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • #4
        Re: From Russia With Love

        Originally posted by Mikail Cliftov View Post
        Love of Jesus.

        Someone said 'hate the sin but love the sinner'. Nyet. Is wrong. Hate the sin and hate the sinner.

        Da. Is true.
        Dear commie scum:

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: From Russia With Love

          Добро пожаловать! I know your country well, having spent time in Moscow for several years converting young, homeless adolescents loitering at Chystie Prudy and at Patriarch Pond.

          I hope you will turn to True Christianity, and not that superstitious orthodox nonsense where they kiss paintings and have churches with no place to sit.
          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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          • #6
            Re: From Russia With Love

            I have an operative based in moscow. His name is Ivan.

            Perhaps you know him. He's pretty easy to spot. Black hair, drives a russian car of some kind. Drinks vodka.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #7
              Re: From Russia With Love

              Originally posted by Bible Thumping Billy View Post
              Do you attend a church? Or maybe fellowship in someone's wine cellar? Tell us what your favorite Bible verses are and how you came to know Jesus.
              We have no churches in the Motherland, besides the Russian Orthopox (a joke), so people who want to know The TRUTH (not pravda - KJV1611), must join secret fellowship groups to avoid persecution. I belong to the Gondon Alexei Yashin (GAY) Baptist and Hockey Fellowship based in Moscow. We meet secretly, in small groups, late at night in the visitor's dressing rooms of hockey arenas.

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              • #8
                Re: From Russia With Love

                Welcome, Mikail! I've been thinking about investing in a nice Russian luxury car, such as the Lada 1200. Do you think you could get me a good deal on one of these babies? I'd be willing to pay you a ten percent commission, and I'd even throw in several pairs of blue jeans and a carton or two of Marlboro cigarettes!!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: From Russia With Love

                  Komrad mikail, i are very happy to see fellow ruskvji in this forum

                  I remember when we was in russkvia and komrad stalin said we can niet believe in lord, but my father got promotion and from a worker of the kommunist party, bekame a farmer and so we kan believe in lord, but we kan have only one picture of a saint and we had saint vladimir the saviour of the russkvji farmer in the kold steppas and we had also a pikture of sweet baby jessus and his mother holding him but we must hide them when the komrades kame to tsjek if everything is dobra.

                  Spread love but not homoseksualistik love. Spread the love of the holy spirit only.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mikail Cliftov View Post
                    Love of Jesus.

                    Someone said 'hate the sin but love the sinner'. Nyet. Is wrong. Hate the sin and hate the sinner.

                    Da. Is true.
                    I don't understand; how can you be sober enough to type. Run out of patatos?

                    How does it feel to have lost the space race?
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                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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