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  • #1

    Here I am

    Pastor Ezekiel warned me that I should introduce myself before post in the forum. So here it is.
    My name is Deus, and I am an atheist, but I don't rape anyone. Rapist are as bad as people that think that is ok to throw stones at people. Like you guys.
    The mains reason I come here is for you to laugh your ass off at my stupidity.
    I are so stupid that think the bible was written in english (yes english, american is not a language).
    But I am basically are wrong about everything.
    Some things I say are so stupid that sometimes I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
    I don't know to discuss things like a normal person. I can only quote shit from the bible, and most of the times they aren't even related to the topic.
    I contradict myself a lot of times too. I twist information to fill my needs to prove I are right, and you never are. And when I am loosing a debate (everyone of them), you stop answer and quote some bible gold again taken from some related text that somehow you know it answers it. Only in my tiny little mind that shit makes sense..

    And now I will be banned, that's the final step in your awesome capacity to prove God is right.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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  • #2
    Re: Here I am

    Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
    My name is Deus, and I am an atheist, but I don't rape anyone. Rapist are as bad as people that think that is ok to throw stones at people. Like you guys.
    The difference is that the Constitutional Freedom of Religion in the United States protects Christian practices like stoning, but does not protect secular and Catholic institutions like rape. None of the founding fathers were atheists or Catholics, and therefore rape is not allowed.

    Unfortunately, activist liberal judges have misinterpreted the Constitution to exclude religious practices that conflict with statutory law. For this reason we cannot openly practice religious observances such as the stoning of wizards and homosexuals. But this just places statutory law above Constitutional law!

    You don't know to discuss things like a normal person. You can only quote shit from the bible, and most of the times they aren't even related to the topic.
    You contradict yourself a lot of times too. You twist information to fill your needs to prove you are right, and you never are. And when you are loosing a debate (everyone of them), you stop answer and quote some bible shit again taken from some unrelated text that somehow you think it answers it. Only in you tiny little minds that shit makes sense..
    Please direct us towards a post in which a TRUE Christian posted scripture that didn't pertain to the topic of conversation.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: Here I am

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      The difference is that the Constitutional Freedom of Religion in the United States protects Christian practices like stoning, but does not protect secular and Catholic institutions like rape. None of the founding fathers were atheists or Catholics, and therefore rape is not allowed.

      Unfortunately, activist liberal judges have misinterpreted the Constitution to exclude religious practices that conflict with statutory law. For this reason we cannot openly practice religious observances such as the stoning of wizards and homosexuals. But this just places statutory law above Constitutional law!
      Who the fuck cares about that?
      Rape is a bad thing, stoning people is a bad thing.
      That's all I need know not to do it.

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Please direct us towards a post in which a TRUE Christian posted scripture that didn't pertain to the topic of conversation.
      Just open a random thread, but you can't do it with your washed up mind. I will bother to do that when you prove me god is real. And not with nonsense shit like the cucumber story. Real proofs, not delusional shit. Oh, I guess you can't do that to. You all already are in a very advanced phase in your delusion .
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #4
        Re: Here I am

        Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
        Just open a random thread, but you can't do it with your washed up mind. I will bother to do that when you prove me god is real.
        You made an assertion about the behavior of True Christians(tm) on this forum.

        Provide evidence of this assertion, or quit your whining.

        Why are you here? You hate God, you've already said so. Are there no local Christians for you to harass? Or are you too much of a coward to speak up in person, and instead only will do so when hiding behind your computer?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Here I am

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          You made an assertion about the behavior of True Christians™ on this forum.

          Provide evidence of this assertion, or quit your whining.

          Why are you here? You hate God, you've already said so. Are there no local Christians for you to harass? Or are you too much of a coward to speak up in person, and instead only will do so when hiding behind your computer?
          I don't have to provide shit. You will twist the information anyway. No matter what I write, you always have some delusional shit to say.

          I don't hate god. I don't hate people I don't know. I never met him, so I don't have an opinion about him. Maybe you can introduce him to me? Is he on facebook? Or we can skype!
          I know some religious people, but I don't know any fanatic freaks, like you guys here (I will thank god for that. the day you introduce him to me) Sometimes we have healthy discussions about the theme, sometimes we agree, sometimes we don't. We all agree that peace is the way to solve problems, not war or stoning people. Every person deserves to live is life the way he wants, has long as he don't harm anyone. Something you can't understand.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #6
            Re: Here I am

            Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
            I don't have to provide shit. You will twist the information anyway. No matter what I write, you always have some delusional shit to say.

            I don't hate god. I don't hate people I don't know. I never met him, so I don't have an opinion about him. Maybe you can introduce him to me? Is he on facebook? Or we can skype!
            I know some religious people, but I don't know any fanatic freaks, like you guys here (I will thank god for that. the day you introduce him to me) Sometimes we have healthy discussions about the theme, sometimes we agree, sometimes we don't. We all agree that peace is the way to solve problems, not war or stoning people. Every person deserves to live is life the way he wants, has long as he don't harm anyone. Something you can't understand.
            Dear Jesus-hating rapist,

            If you don't have a moral foundation grounded in the Word of God, on what do you rely on to guide you through this life?

            NOTHING.

            Nope, you will go through life spitting in the face of Jesus and fornicating with every man, woman, child and beast that you encounter. That's what atheists do because they don't have anyone or anything to control their ghastly urges.

            BUT WAIT!!!

            God will get you through this, I promise. Check this out:

            (1 Corinthians 10:13) "There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."

            Take THAT, Satan!



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: Here I am

              Friend, you have been brought here by Jesus for a reason. To get to know him, as you profess you want to do. Why not open yourself completely to Jesus? Your pain will be relieved, your life will become purposeful... best of all you won't spend eternity burning in the lake of fire - it's a no-brainer.

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              • #8
                Re: Here I am

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Dear Jesus-hating rapist,

                If you don't have a moral foundation grounded in the Word of God, on what do you rely on to guide you through this life?

                NOTHING.

                Nope, you will go through life spitting in the face of Jesus and fornicating with every man, woman, child and beast that you encounter. That's what atheists do because they don't have anyone or anything to control their ghastly urges.

                BUT WAIT!!!

                God will get you through this, I promise. Check this out:

                (1 Corinthians 10:13) Th"ere hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."

                Take THAT, Satan!



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth

                Thank you for just proving what I am been saying, random delusional person.
                I only have sex with women. Always consensual and when we have feelings for each other. Love another human being, are you capable of that?
                Just thinking about sex with children makes me sick. How can you people be always talking shit like that? You have some sick minds.
                I don't believe satan exist. you do. that makes you more satanic then me.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #9
                  Re: Here I am

                  Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                  Friend, you have been brought here by Jesus for a reason. To get to know him, as you profess you want to do. Why not open yourself completely to Jesus? Your pain will be relieved, your life will become purposeful... best of all you won't spend eternity burning in the lake of fire - it's a no-brainer.
                  No I didn't. I've been brought here by a friend who said to me "Let's be retards." And then we spent some time laughing at our nonsense and delusional posts.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Here I am

                    Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
                    No I didn't. I've been brought here by a friend who said to me "Let's be retards." And then we spent some time laughing at our nonsense and delusional posts.
                    Friend, I am not sure what your problem is. Just because we are different and let God guide through life does not make us that much different. Have you ever thought about actually picking up a Bible and seeing what God has to say to YOU?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Here I am

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Friend, I am not sure what your problem is. Just because we are different and let God guide through life does not make us that much different. Have you ever thought about actually picking up a Bible and seeing what God has to say to YOU?
                      All I have to say to you is " **** you" for changing my text.
                      But it's what you always do, twist the truth to your convenience.
                      If I had to choose a religion it certainly wouldn't be yours. You are a bunch of crazy, delusional motherpiffleers. You approve violence, you degrade women, and well.. you are crazy. Just because of your interpretation of a stupid book.
                      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-20-2012, 03:28 AM. Reason: profanity edited
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Here I am

                        Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
                        ...Just because of your interpretation of a stupid book.
                        So how would you interpret, "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."?

                        Seems pretty cut-and-dried to me.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Here I am

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          So how would you interpret, "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."?

                          Seems pretty cut-and-dried to me.
                          The question is: Why should I believe that? It's just a book.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Here I am

                            Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
                            The question is: Why should I believe that? It's just a book.
                            It is a book written by God Almighty!

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Here I am

                              Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
                              The question is: Why should I believe that? It's just a book.
                              Because as Pastor Ezekiel said it is God's Holy Word. And if you don't accept it - you don't accept Jesus. How then can you be a Christian and save yourself from Hell?

                              Why do you hate Jesus so much that you come to His favorite forum to mock us? Let me just say that I feel sorry for you son, and will be praying for your soul - even though right now, you really don't deserve it.

                              I leave you with this: Revelation 14:11
                              Doesn't that sound fun? Repent child, or spend an eternity in Hell. What is it with you people, is it really that difficult of a choice?

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