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  • #31
    Re: Here I am

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    Jesus still lives, even after dying 2,000 years ago! That's right! Even as we speak Christ is kicking it back in His Father's Golden House enjoying a beer while watching Fox News His favorite Jumbotron. GLORY

    Jesus IS Alive!

    Not Darwin!

    Not Neitzche!

    Not Hitchens!

    Just Jesus.

    Now who do you want to be? Jesus or Neitzche?
    Can you give me his address? I will love to drink a beer with him someday.

    I guess you are right. Jesus is alive and kicking!

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    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #32
      Re: Here I am

      Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
      Can you give me his address? I will love to drink a beer with him someday.
      We have been giving you His address! Open your Bible and read! Accept Jesus as your savior, party down with Him for ALL eternity while they rest of the sinning world burns.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • #33
        Re: Here I am

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        We have been giving you His address! Open your Bible and read! Accept Jesus as your savior, party down with Him* for ALL eternity while they rest of the sinning world burns.
        *Partying down (Heaven style) = Praising His Name 24/7/365.

        No beer, no sex, nothing but praising. For eternity (that's like, a really long time).

        Second trillion years, same as the first trillion years. And the next.

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        • #34
          Re: Here I am

          Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
          I'M RIGHT HERE MOTHER piffleER! piffle MY LIFE UP! I'M WAITING!

          Oh look.. Nothing happened..
          I am not your mother. Nor am I a Who. Only God and the US Air Force can 'light up your life', friend. God has been waiting all your life for you to turn to Him.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #35
            Re: Here I am

            Oh I long to see the face of this angry young man (woman?) when the Truth finally dawns. When our reasons for loving Jesus the way we do finally seep into that hormonally challenged brain and get past the nerd rage.

            God is as real to us as every word in the Bible is real and the perfectly transcribed word of our Lord in Heaven. For without the word of the Lord in the Bible to guide us, what are we but lost souls flopping about making up any old nonsense. We might as well worship monkeys like you.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #36
              Re: Here I am

              lol. this forum is funny. thank you all for the big laughs.
              never thought I could find so many crazy people in one place that isn't a mental institution.

              But I must return to normal people world now.

              Bye


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              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • #37
                Re: Here I am

                Friend, be sure to send me a PM when you are in Hell to remind me of just how funny it is.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #38
                  Re: Here I am



                  Enjoy Hell!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Here I am

                    Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
                    lol. this forum is funny. thank you all for the big laughs.
                    never thought I could find so many crazy people in one place that isn't a mental institution.

                    But I must return to normal people world now.

                    Bye


                    <<< Excessive Hot Linking to Images per SOPA/IPP Regulations >>>
                    SOPA din't pass. You don't even know what's happening in your country.
                    Real reason: "Pictures demonstrating how stupid religion is."
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Here I am

                      Who wants to guess if this is really the last time he's leaving...
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Here I am

                        Originally posted by EUSOUDEUS View Post
                        SOPA din't pass. You don't even know what's happening in your country.
                        Real reason: "Pictures demonstrating how stupid religion is."
                        It did in Landover son.

                        We do not believe in being dishonest. Had you created images on your own and were capable of providing the copyrights and provided the requisite paper work to Miss Cookie in the Church office, that would be a different matter entirely. On top of that, bandwidth costs money.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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