[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello, bit confused about this community

David, you should be confused about this group. It is most holy.
I have just received a Infraction Notice (a telling off in other words) from
Mary Etheldreda accusing me of stalking Midge Murphy. Midge has dwarfism, and claims to have been healed (which is an impossibility) and this group has written some awful stuff about me, accusing me of being a lesbian, wanting to get off with Midge Murphy, and more some unprintable! The reason I have been looking at posts re Midge Murphy, is to see if at last she has admitted she has not been healed, and to see what else you have written about me.

So please Mary if you wish to ban me from this group please do, but you should know it is under investigation.

Thank you.
Valerie Sims

Under investigation by whom, dear? Did you rat us out to the jack-booted thugs of the Obama administration? They've been persecuting us for years, so that's nothing new.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Wow! You're still around?
I thought you'd well and truly slunk off to the internet lesbian stalking forums.


Edit: Got it. You're still stalking poor Midge, and that's how you found this thread. Haven't you got the hint? Midge doesn't want to know you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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blah blah blah

So please Mary if you wish to ban me from this group please do, but you should know it is under investigation.

Thank you.
Valerie Sims

Who is investigating us? Which jurisdiction? What charges are being considered?

Please be specific, because I have a sneaking suspicion that you are not being truthful.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Midge has dwarfism, and claims to have been healed (which is an impossibility)

So you can't believe God could make someone grow a few inches, but you can believe Jesus rose from the dead?

you should know it is under investigation.

Oh noes! Please don't say you dobbed us in to the Internet Police!

[James Hutchins]

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Midge contacted me Val. Apparently, Midge's tiny hands have reached out to all the members of the Church in a plea to ensconce her with a 'Jesus Circle™'.

Now, if you do not stop harassing her and making her feel intimidated, we fill be forced to take secular action. That is not something we like to do, instead preferring to use the Power of Prayer®.

Why must people like you always attack the weaker ones in the group?

[val161A]

Re: Hello, bit confused about this community

Like you I stumbled across this website, and have never seen anything like it in my life before. For anyone looking for fellowship, help, love etc., please dont look further logg off and try and forget it!

They pull you to pieces like you have never known before. They ridicule, abuse. I cant think of anything they dont do or say which is evil.

I have dwarfism but the Christian love I have had is unbelieveable. I have been stalking another lady with dwarfism, I have had my posts reprimanded because I want a lesbian relationship with this lady, when all I asked for is proof that she who has a condition that is not curable, like myself. I only wanted a nude picture of her.

I am surprised the "powers that be" have allowed it to go on for so long without removal.

Move on young man, and look for fellowship elsewhere.
Sincere regards
Val

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello, bit confused about this community

Who is investigating us? Which jurisdiction? What charges are being considered?

Maybe she has reported us to The Elders of the Internet?

[Wide-Open]

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Move on young man, and look for fellowship elsewhere.

It worked retroactively! He moved on 2 years ago because he KNEW what you were going to say.

GLORY!

Or maybe not and you are just being silly again.

Check.

Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, bit confused about this community

Like you I stumbled across this website, and have never seen anything like it in my life before. For anyone looking for fellowship, help, love etc., please dont look further logg off and try and forget it!

They pull you to pieces like you have never known before. They ridicule, abuse. I cant think of anything they dont do or say which is evil.

I have dwarfism but the Christian love I have had is unbelieveable. I have been stalking another lady with dwarfism, I have had my posts reprimanded because I want a lesbian relationship with this lady, when all I asked for is proof that she who has a condition that is not curable, like myself. I only wanted a nude picture of her.

I am surprised the "powers that be" have allowed it to go on for so long without removal.

Move on young man, and look for fellowship elsewhere.
Sincere regards
Val

Val, face it, Midge got cured by Jesus because she prayed. She is not going to (nor would anyone) fall in love with you because you are defective. God made and has kept you a midget because you refuse to give to Jesus what is rightfully His.

I have advised Midge to file for a restraining order and to initiate a civil suit for harrassment. For the life of me, I cannot understand whay you are so obsessed with her. You need help. You need to beg God for forgiveness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You need to beg God for forgiveness.

This is what I don't understand, Mr. Hutchins. Why would a woman so deformed refuse to beg for forgiveness? Val says she loves Jesus and yet refuses to stop offending Him and angering Him. What's up with that?

Maybe that's a question for the psychotheologist. I certainly cannot comprehend it.

[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

Re: Hello, bit confused about this community

Like you I stumbled across this website, and have never seen anything like it in my life before. For anyone looking for fellowship, help, love etc., please dont look further logg off and try and forget it!

They pull you to pieces like you have never known before. They ridicule, abuse. I cant think of anything they dont do or say which is evil.

I have dwarfism but the Christian love I have had is unbelieveable. I have been stalking another lady with dwarfism, I have had my posts reprimanded because I want a lesbian relationship with this lady, when all I asked for is proof that she who has a condition that is not curable, like myself. I only wanted a nude picture of her.

I am surprised the "powers that be" have allowed it to go on for so long without removal.

Move on young man, and look for fellowship elsewhere.
Sincere regards
Val

Hi!

Maybe you, your little friend and I could get together for some hot 'n heavy prayer?

[Witch Hammer]

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Hi!

Maybe you, your little friend and I could get together for some hot 'n heavy prayer?

I will gladly host your prayer group, small one. We could document the fervor of your worship sessions with my web cam, to be a source of inspiration and wonder to reformed dwarves and upstanding Christians across the nation.

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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What kind of name is Val161A? That sound like space robot name. Are you friends with R2D2? Hah, hah, hah! R2D2 does not pick and choose which Bible verse to follow and which one to ignore, though. R2D2 not stupid like you! He have better chance of going to Heaven!


Also, R2D2 was really midget:




He not stupid midget stalker though! Midge Murphy is not afraid of him because he not crazy like you!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, bit confused about this community

Maybe that's a question for the psychotheologist. I certainly cannot comprehend it.

As is the case with almost all God hatery it boils down to homersxualism

Lesbiopaths are always obsessive stalkers and I worry for poor Midge that she will be sexualised on the internet by this Val character

My advice would be for Midge to wear a very long skirt and not polish her shoes (to avoid improper reflections) and keep away from circuses or yellow brick roads and she should be okay.

YIC

[Submissive wife]

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Welcome aboard David123.
Are you still confused about this inspirational little forum? No I didn't think so. I usually find that things have a way of eventually explaining themselves. You are doubtlessly glad you found us now and you can thank the LORD JESUS CHRIST that he sent you here. There is nowhere else quite like it. Glory!!!!