Hai everyone!

[Captain Planet]

I have been quite sternly told by a certain unnamed pastor to properly introduce myself. I am the one and only Captain Planet. My power originates from the 5 elements and I am only summoned when the rings representing earth, fire, wind, water, and heart come together. I can only hold my form for so long before I return to my astral plane. I guess I can say that I am asexual because I seem to lack reproductive organs. My weaknesses are pretty much a small amount of any form of pollution. My enemies are enemies of our mother earth. Also, I have green hair. I am a naturalist, meaning I drink the blood of animals and humans alike to gain their strengths, and also preform rituals including dressing up in animal suits and having orgies under the full moon.

It is a pleasure to meet all of you!

And remember: The power, is YOURS!

[Talitha]

Re: Hai everyone!

In that case, It's really awesome that you came to us to be Saved.

Have you made a Loving Donation to Jesus yet?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hai everyone!

I have been quite sternly told by a certain unnamed pastor to properly introduce myself. I am the one and only Captain Planet. My power originates from the 5 elements and I am only summoned when the rings representing earth, fire, wind, water, and heart come together. I can only hold my form for so long before I return to my astral plane. I guess I can say that I am asexual because I seem to lack reproductive organs. My weaknesses are pretty much a small amount of any form of pollution. My enemies are enemies of our mother earth. Also, I have green hair. I am a naturalist, meaning I drink the blood of animals and humans alike to gain their strengths, and also preform rituals including dressing up in animal suits and having orgies under the full moon.

It is a pleasure to meet all of you!

And remember: The power, is YOURS!

So you're another anime queer, huh?

Have you ever read the Holy Bible boy? They mention fruitcakes like you in there...

[Deaner]

Re: Hai everyone!

I am the one and only Captain Planet. My power originates from the 5 elements and I am only summoned when the rings representing earth, fire, wind, water, and heart come together. I can only hold my form for so long before I return to my astral plane. I guess I can say that I am asexual because I seem to lack reproductive organs. My weaknesses are pretty much a small amount of any form of pollution. My enemies are enemies of our mother earth. Also, I have green hair. I am a naturalist, meaning I drink the blood of animals and humans alike to gain their strengths, and also preform rituals including dressing up in animal suits and having orgies under the full moon.

Crazy people give me the creeps.

If you don't have reproductive organs how can you have orgies under the full moon? Do you just sit on a tree stump and let all the male witches blow their spunk on you?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hai everyone!

There seems to be quite a few dismembered members on our forums recently.

Romans 6:13
Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Hai everyone!

"Heart" is not an element, it's part of humans (and of God).

The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee. Deuteronomy 28:28,29

One would not say "I shall smite thee with astonishment of aluminum", for instance...although it is a rather poetical phrase! "I shall smite thee with astonishment of aluminum, and thy saucepans shall be cast down, and thy aeroplanes shall be as lead on the landing-fields of Hebron."

But I suppose your statement on elements is allegorical?

Which brings up the core question: as an allegorical person yourself, it would seem the Christian mandate of ruling and utilizing all creatures of land, sea, and air for the benefit of Man runs counter to the Planetary Creed.

That could be an interesting discussion.

~~ OEJ

[Captain Planet]

Re: Hai everyone!

"Heart" is not an element, it's part of humans (and of God).

The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee. Deuteronomy 28:28,29

One would not say "I shall smite thee with astonishment of aluminum", for instance...although it is a rather poetical phrase! "I shall smite thee with astonishment of aluminum, and thy saucepans shall be cast down, and thy aeroplanes shall be as lead on the landing-fields of Hebron."

But I suppose your statement on elements is allegorical?

Which brings up the core question: as an allegorical person yourself, it would seem the Christian mandate of ruling and utilizing all creatures of land, sea, and air for the benefit of Man runs counter to the Planetary Creed.

That could be an interesting discussion.

~~ OEJ

You're right, it's actually 4 elements and one abstract idea. (The person representing heart is actually a bit of a "homer," to use your terms)

[Captain Planet]

Re: Hai everyone!

In that case, It's really awesome that you came to us to be Saved.

Have you made a Loving Donation to Jesus yet?

Yes, I have! I have given a simple offering of earth and water.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hai everyone!

Hello friend,

By "asexual" do you mean you have castrated yourself?

Also; what is your favorite Bible verse?

What is you favorite nickname for Hillary Clinton?

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hai everyone!

I have been quite sternly told by a certain unnamed pastor to properly introduce myself. I am the one and only Captain Planet. My power originates from the 5 elements and I am only summoned when the rings representing earth, fire, wind, water, and heart come together. I can only hold my form for so long before I return to my astral plane. I guess I can say that I am asexual because I seem to lack reproductive organs. My weaknesses are pretty much a small amount of any form of pollution. My enemies are enemies of our mother earth. Also, I have green hair. I am a naturalist, meaning I drink the blood of animals and humans alike to gain their strengths, and also preform rituals including dressing up in animal suits and having orgies under the full moon.

It is a pleasure to meet all of you!

And remember: The power, is YOURS!

You sound like a talking comic book.
Repent heathen.

[JennyD]

Re: Hai everyone!

You're right, it's actually 4 elements and one abstract idea. (The person representing heart is actually a bit of a "homer," to use your terms)

So you insult a member of your own little imaginary group by calling him an abomination before God?

Well, ain't you a loyal friend and teammate.

[Captain Planet]

Re: Hai everyone!

So you insult a member of your own little imaginary group by calling him an abomination before God?

Well, ain't you a loyal friend and teammate.

Well, he helps to summon me but all he does is talk to trees and animals and such. Everyone has a retard in their group, it's just he hasn't found it out yet.

[JennyD]

Re: Hai everyone!

Well, he helps to summon me but all he does is talk to trees and animals and such. Everyone has a retard in their group, it's just he hasn't found it out yet.

Are you sure there's just the one?