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  • #31
    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Paul, returning to your OP: would you not just simply stick to your tradition and steal a bride from the clan in the next layby?

    I saw that once on the 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding'. I assume that's how you people do it.

    Of course, that will make you a sinner.
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #32
      Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

      Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
      " Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children"s crumbs "
      Mk. 7,28

      I don't send money to the pope. He is not christian.
      I'll send tithe to the LBC, if you tell how to do it.
      I'll do anything if you take me in your church as True Christian.

      And, I AM NOT GYPSY !!!!
      Riiight. Like we're going to give you our Church bank account number. You'd rob us blind and run off with your tribe just like all gypsies would!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #33
        Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Riiight. Like we're going to give you our Church bank account number. You'd rob us blind and run off with your tribe just like all gypsies would!
        No, I won't rob.
        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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        • #34
          Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

          Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
          No, I won't rob.
          Well that's good enough for me; I'm convinced!
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
            No, I won't rob.
            Just like a gypo to lie by omission

            Maybe if'n you had said "No, I won't rob you, Pastor Zeke: or steal, defraud, accost, perform shoddy work, fondle, force, filch or fornicate," you may come across more honest.

            People with houses that don't move have differing standards of honesty than the flotsam and jetsam of society

            YIC
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #36
              Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

              I AM NOT GYPSY !!!!!!!! How much time should I repeat myself ???!!!

              I JUST WANT TO BECOME @*$ING TRUE CHRISTIAN !!!!!!!!!
              I said, I'd do anything that you want !!!
              Why you cannot accept me ???

              What did I do wrong ??
              I am trying to become true Memeber in your church, but what can I do, if you don't help me ???
              If I want to change, pls Help me !!
              Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
              13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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              • #37
                Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                I AM NOT GYPSY !!!!!!!! How much time should I repeat myself ???!!!

                I JUST WANT TO BECOME @*$ING TRUE CHRISTIAN !!!!!!!!!
                I said, I'd do anything that you want !!!
                Why you cannot accept me ???

                What did I do wrong ??
                I am trying to become true Memeber in your church, but what can I do, if you don't help me ???
                If I want to change, pls Help me !!
                Goodness, I haven't seen such instability since Brother Horace forgot to take his medication and fed a few kittens into the woodchipper by mistake!

                Friend, you need to spend some more time in the Bible and less time making threats! Transitioning from your former lifestyle into a True Christian(tm) takes time, patience and of course dedication. We aren't in the business of accepting just anyone into the Fold--we are here to guide you along the path to Salvation, and that takes some serious work on your part.

                You can start by being a bit more soft-spoken, a little less crazy and a little more passionate for Jesus.

                Why don't you start by reading the Old Testament and sharing with us any insights that you might glean from the trusty old 1611 King James Bible. Friend, we are here to help, so if you have any questions of Salvation, please feel free to ask them. However, we ask that you articulate your questions more than you did so above, as you were very vague!
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • #38
                  Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                  Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                  I AM NOT GYPSY !!!!!!!! How much time should I repeat myself ???!!!
                  I'll be the judge of that. Please send me a few candid photos of yourself. My email link is at the bottom of my signature below. Confidentiality assured.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                    Hallelujah !!!
                    I am not unsaved trash and gypsy scum anymore ))

                    I just want to ask, I wrote about celibacy above ... and ...
                    I want to ask that ... did God give thist gift to me ?
                    I mean ... I just ASKED God for celibacy, but only He decides that giving me thew gift or not. What do you think ?

                    Because if God wants marriage in my life, I would getting marry, because I am 27 now.

                    With all due respect, I would ask ... am I allowed to open a new thread to "Meet chrsitian singles" forum for seeking wife ? Or God wants me single lifelong ?
                    What is God's will ?

                    thanks for answering

                    blessings
                    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                    • #40
                      Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                      Oh Paul, this is truly an auspicious occasion! Truly, the Lord has worked a miracle. I always feel so deeply privileged when I get to witness a miracle firsthand!

                      Tell me, when you look in the mirror now, does your complexion appear to be any less swarthy?
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                      • #41
                        Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                        Originally posted by Paul the Foreigner View Post
                        Hallelujah !!!
                        I am not unsaved trash and gypsy scum anymore ))
                        Prov 14:15 "The simple believeth every word:
                        But the prudent man looketh well to his going."

                        Paul, where is your faith? Why do you seek confirmation from other people all the time? For half a year now you have been asking the same two questions; How can I become a True Christian? and Does God want me to have a wife? Have you gotten any wiser? Have you made any changes in your life? Or are you stuck in the same place? There is a way to learn you know. You have to pray and read the Bible.

                        Because if God wants marriage in my life, I would getting marry, because I am 27 now...What is God's will ?
                        1 Cor 7:1,8-9 "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman...I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn."

                        There you have it! It is best for you to stay away from women.
                        Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Paul the Foreigner View Post
                          Hallelujah !!!
                          I am not unsaved trash and gypsy scum anymore ))

                          I just want to ask, I wrote about celibacy above ... and ...
                          I want to ask that ... did God give thist gift to me ?
                          I mean ... I just ASKED God for celibacy, but only He decides that giving me thew gift or not. What do you think ?

                          Because if God wants marriage in my life, I would getting marry, because I am 27 now.

                          With all due respect, I would ask ... am I allowed to open a new thread to "Meet chrsitian singles" forum for seeking wife ? Or God wants me single lifelong ?
                          What is God's will ?

                          thanks for answering

                          blessings
                          Well done, Paul.

                          I hope that given time your Oirish accent and odour of manure will gradually fade. Thus allowing you to stay in one place for a decent amount of time.

                          Now if you can focuss on God instead of stealing caravans from motorway service stations you could make something of yourself

                          Let Jesus inside you.
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                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #43
                            Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                            Originally posted by Paul the Foreigner View Post
                            Hallelujah !!!
                            I am not unsaved trash and gypsy scum anymore ))

                            I just want to ask, I wrote about celibacy above ... and ...
                            I want to ask that ... did God give thist gift to me ?
                            I mean ... I just ASKED God for celibacy, but only He decides that giving me thew gift or not. What do you think ?

                            Because if God wants marriage in my life, I would getting marry, because I am 27 now.

                            With all due respect, I would ask ... am I allowed to open a new thread to "Meet chrsitian singles" forum for seeking wife ? Or God wants me single lifelong ?
                            What is God's will ?

                            thanks for answering

                            blessings
                            Your prayers have been answered, Paul. Post at will, friend.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                              Congratulations, Paul. Not many gypsies become Forum Members.

                              YiC,

                              Zech
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Paul the Foreigner View Post
                                Greetings brothers, I need your help with prayer, and advice.

                                One of the sister in my church like me and I like her too.
                                I don't know that I am ready for marriage or not.
                                She want to meet me for taking a lesson, I mean, I take a lesson to her (maths), but I fear these situations, I've never been liked by girl.

                                Can you give me advice ? Am I allowed to start a relationship, or not ?


                                God want to give me a wife, or the Devil temptate me ??

                                thanks
                                No cause you is in the wrong room you fool. This here place is where we say Hello to everybody not look fo salabation!
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