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  • #16
    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    What if he set up a proper tithing schedule, like with automatic debits from his bank account (assuming he has one), and he went for a whole twelve months without stealing anything or putting hexes on people?


    (I'm really going to bat for you, Paul. Don't make me regret it.)
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    • #17
      Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

      We have a saying here in Godless England when ever we discuss Gypos:

      'Theiving gypsy b@st@rds.'

      Theiving is part of their culture. The menfolk even 'steal' wives from the women of the clan in the next layby!

      Pretty much all you need to know about them.

      Praise Him.
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      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        What if he set up a proper tithing schedule, like with automatic debits from his bank account (assuming he has one), and he went for a whole twelve months without stealing anything or putting hexes on people?


        (I'm really going to bat for you, Paul. Don't make me regret it.)
        I did not steal anything, like I said before, I am not gypsy!
        I never stealed, and I won't.
        I will pay tithe, if God wants.
        I want repent too, if necessary.
        I'll do anything that God wants, I want be True Christian celibate.

        I want to live only for the Lord, and I never want to marry, I want to Devote myself to the Christ.
        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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        • #19
          Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

          Sounds like we're making some progress, Paul! It's great that you want to stop stealing and stop with the gypsyism, but denying that you've stolen in the past is not going to help you get your sins washed away. Ditto for your racial handicap. Jesus can cure it, but He's not going to as long as you remain in denial.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
            I never stealed
            Did they not teach you how to read and write in the caravan park? Or was it all stealing lead off of the roofs of churches and wrought iron gate posts?

            Proverbs 1:5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

            Jesus is Light!
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

              Paul, are you intent on becoming an ex-Gypsy, and abandoning the thieving, raping, fortune-telling, Roamin' Catholic lifestyle?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #22
                Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Sounds like we're making some progress, Paul! It's great that you want to stop stealing and stop with the gypsyism, but denying that you've stolen in the past is not going to help you get your sins washed away. Ditto for your racial handicap. Jesus can cure it, but He's not going to as long as you remain in denial.
                I pray then on my knees to Jesus for cure me. Only Jesus can cure me from my sins, and He can make me True Christian.
                Please, pray for me you, too.
                If I become true christian and Landover Baptist Church can accept me as true Member, I will be the happiest man on the Earth, and I will tell every men, what Jesus did to me.

                "Paul, True Christian Celibate" ... living for Jesus only, without wife ... my dream.
                Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                • #23
                  Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Paul, are you intent on becoming an ex-Gypsy, and abandoning the thieving, raping, fortune-telling, Roamin' Catholic lifestyle?
                  Yes Rev. I am intent everything that you said.
                  Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                  13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                  • #24
                    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                    Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                    I pray then on my knees to Jesus for cure me. Only Jesus can cure me from my sins, and He can make me True Christian.
                    Please, pray for me you, too.
                    If I become true christian and Landover Baptist Church can accept me as true Member, I will be the happiest man on the Earth, and I will tell every men, what Jesus did to me.

                    "Paul, True Christian Celibate" ... living for Jesus only, without wife ... my dream.

                    Oh, that's so nice, Paul! Very encouraging. It's good to aim high, of course, but I think right now you should focus on first trying to become a Forum Member™. Rome wasn't built into a Papist pedophile's paradise in one day, you know.
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                    • #25
                      Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Oh, that's so nice, Paul! Very encouraging. It's good to aim high, of course, but I think right now you should focus on first trying to become a Forum Member™. Rome wasn't built into a Papist pedophile's paradise in one day, you know.
                      How can I become Forum Member ?
                      Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                      13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                      • #26
                        Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                        Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                        How can I become Forum Member ?
                        By following God's Holy Bible to the letter and spending all your energy praising your savior Jesus Christ. Or by tithing a lot.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #27
                          Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          By following God's Holy Bible to the letter and spending all your energy praising your savior Jesus Christ. Or by tithing a lot.
                          I do all of this every day, and I pay tithe to God every time when I get money.
                          I always praise Jesus, I always think only about Him and the Scripture.
                          Only Jesus is my all thought.
                          And my dream is meeting to Him, and become True Christian (LBC) Forum Member.

                          God bless you all.
                          Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                          13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                          • #28
                            Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                            Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                            I do all of this every day, and I pay tithe to God every time when I get money.
                            Sending money to the roman pope won't get your ticket punched to paradise, gypsy dog.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #29
                              Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Sending money to the roman pope won't get your ticket punched to paradise, gypsy dog.
                              " Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children"s crumbs "
                              Mk. 7,28

                              I don't send money to the pope. He is not christian.
                              I'll send tithe to the LBC, if you tell how to do it.
                              I'll do anything if you take me in your church as True Christian.

                              And, I AM NOT GYPSY !!!!
                              Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                              13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                              • #30
                                Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                                Lying about being a gypsy is just compounding your sins.

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