Hello

[Theory5]

I apologize for my last post, Apparently I was sexing it up for the devil. Who knew?

Greetings, I am Theory. I like to think of myself as something of a thinker. Pondering problems, things like that. Fortunately I picked the right forum, you guys have a Creation Science section!

Anyways, I have come with a problem. I recently read about that new White House rule that would make contraceptives available to whores and children at Church-run schools and hospitals. I feel sick to my stomach about this new law, and it should be stopped! Do you agree with me?

I would post the link, but I can't find it again.

On another note, I would like to learn more about the Lord who has dominion over my soul (another thing I was not aware of). I require some enlightenment, but I have faith that you will soon shape me into a proper god-fearing man.

God Bless,
Theory

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hello

I feel sick to my stomach about this new law, and it should be stopped! Do you agree with me?

If this is true. I think it's one good thing that buck has done. We Christians keep ourselves holy and our families large. Those on the outside should go ahead and non-breed themselves out of existence.

We aren't catholics here about birth control. At least many of us.

I have faith that you will soon shape me into a proper god-fearing man.

Only the LORD can do that, friend. A good place to start is with the Holy Bible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

Anyways, I have come with a problem. I recently read about that new White House rule that would make contraceptives available to whores and children at Church-run schools and hospitals. I feel sick to my stomach about this new law, and it should be stopped! Do you agree with me?

Are you sick to your stomach about Catholics having to provide insurance which includes contraceptives to their employees, or about Catholics running schools?

I'm particularly disgusted by the latter; to be honest, I'm in favor of the mandatory sterilization of Catholics, and banning of all Catholic schools.

They hate Jesus so much that they teach people to worship His dead mother instead!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hello

Are you sick to your stomach about Catholics having to provide insurance which includes contraceptives to their employees, or about Catholics running schools?

I'm particularly disgusted by the latter; to be honest, I'm in favor of the mandatory sterilization of Catholics, and banning of all Catholic schools.

They hate Jesus so much that they teach people to worship His dead mother instead!

The cathylicks are a particularly despicable lot, and their views have been roundly criticized ever since Martin Luther and the protestant reformation. Nonetheless, we certainly can't be considered "protestant" is any way as Baptists predate Martin Luther and the cathylicks.

While the Bible (KJV1611) is very strict concerning sex for "pleasure", the following video draws some contrasts with the cathylicks (for informative purposes only).

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello

I apologize for my last post, Apparently I was sexing it up for the devil. Who knew?

Friend, I see that you have only one post to your name so far, so I'm a mite confused about your reference to a previous post. Did you get lucky and have a pastor mercifully delete it? Surely you're not somebody who got himself banned and then returned under an alternate user name!?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello

Those on the outside should go ahead and non-breed themselves out of existence.

You know, I never thought about it this way. Now that you mention it, I suppose birth control might possibly have some valid uses. The more fornicators use it, the less bastards there will be filling up Hell.

[Humongous]

Re: Hello

well, hello Theo Ryfive, and welcome to these here Godly forums.

well, Theo, I aint never heard of no "contracentipde" but it sounds as Satanic as all get-out! I'd steer clear of them ifn I was you, and focus more time reading The Good Book!

In His name,
Lori H