WishingToRepent Introduces himself

[WishingToRepent]

Hello, i would like to introduce myself, i am a 17 year old male who as my name states, is SICK AND TIRED of these god-mocking Australians i am forced to live around. Now I have not yet read the entire bible, but i beg of you, please help me to become a True Christian, so i may be saved. And although i do live in Australia, I would love to pick up a green card and fly on over to America, but due to my age and sinning parents, I cannot, Please help me repent my sins, and join the saved!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

A lot of asking for help but not one mention of Jesus or even a favourite verse.

Jesus is the Way.
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[Bob4God]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Welcome to GOD's forum, I suppose.

Do you read the Bible?

I understand that Australia is a depraved Sodom and Gomorrah where all the men run around in bikinis.

Truly frightful.

[WishingToRepent]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Well to pick one, I would have to say


Who is the liar? It is the man who denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a man is the antichrist -- he denies the Father and the Son.1 John 2:22

Please save me Jesus!

[Bob4God]

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For the record, we use only the King James Version of the Bible here.

All other translations are not permitted.

What do you plan on doing with your life for GOD's sake?

[WishingToRepent]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Oh, I'm sorry, I plan on leaving this country and coming over to the USA free from these faggots i am surrounded by. But i need help to become a True CHristian

In jesus's name

WTR

[Bob4God]

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So why don't you just take off your bikini and get down on your knees and repent? (Put some real clothes on first.)

Tell JESUS you accept Him as your Personal LORD and MASTER and will do anything and everything He commands, as told to you in the Holy Bible?

[WishingToRepent]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Of course, but the problem is, how do I confess my sins, to be forgiven for my blasphemy and misdeeds?

In jesus's name

WTR

[Bob4God]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Of course, but the problem is, how do I confess my sins, to be forgiven for my blasphemy and misdeeds?

In jesus's name

WTR

Tell JESUS every lurid detail.

He wants to know, even though He already knows, and He won't forgive till you ask for it.

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. - John 1:9

However, if you have blasphemed the HOLY GHOST, well, you might as well not even bother pleading forgiveness.

JESUS has no mercy for you:

But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. - Mark 3:29

[WishingToRepent]

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Thank you Bob4God i will get right on it

But why would i be labelled as under investigation, does trying to repent my sins mean that i am unsaved trash, i came here to seek salvation with our lord JESUS CHRIST.

[Bob4God]

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Thank you Bob4God i will get right on it

But why would i be labelled as under investigation, does trying to repent my sins mean that i am unsaved trash, i came here to seek salvation with our lord JESUS CHRIST.

We all start out as Unsaved Trash.

The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies. - Psalm 58:3

Right now you should focus on giving yourself to JESUS and showing your love for Him by obeying all His orders.

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

The Bible also urges us to confess our sins to each other, so feel free to tell us all about the horrifying acts of rebellion you have committed against GOD.

Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much. - James 5:16

So go ahead, tell us why you're a worthless sinner, and whether or not you think you are worthy of GOD's love.

Tell us about what makes you a weak, disgusting sinner, whose greatest virtue is still no more than filth.

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6

[Bob4God]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Also: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WishingToRepent Introduces himself

Dear Austrian;

I sure hope you aren't one of those stinky abos we ran into so often when we held our Mission to Australia awhile back.

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