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  • #1

    hello

    hi
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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  • #2
    Re: hello

    Look right above your post. It says:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    • #3
      Re: hello

      I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • #4
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
        i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote.
        Are you illiterate? That is the only valid excuse for ignoring God's inerrerant Word. I suggest you start reading the KJV1611 immediately.

        God bless you.
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • #5
          Re: hello

          I opened a random page and my eyes were immediately draw to
          Mat 10:34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #6
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
            I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.
            How do you feel about dirty homers?

            Did you vote for Obama?

            If you can't find your wife, what is the first room you should look in?
            Any material posted in this space that is other than KJV Scripture will cause instant banishment. --ADMIN

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            • #7
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
              I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.
              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: hello

                You can find the King James Bible many places online, but this is my favourite due to the enhanced search, version comparison, and topical query functions.

                Read it, then come back.

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                • #9
                  Re: hello

                  Dirty homers are gross.
                  There is no way a black man should be president.
                  In the kitchen making me food.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #10
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
                    Dirty homers are gross.
                    There is no way a black man should be president.
                    In the kitchen making me food.
                    Son, we don't appreciate racism here at Landover Baptist Church. Coloreds are people too.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #11
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
                      Dirty homers are gross.
                      There is no way a black man should be president.
                      In the kitchen making me food.
                      You don't need to dance to that troll's tune. Just ignore it and it'll go away.

                      Do you have a copy of the KJV Bible? The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

                      Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: hello

                        Everything that Jesus says is fantastic, isn't it? He also said:

                        Matt 7:14 "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

                        Decide if you sincerely want to be a follower of Jesus before you start to post here. If you do, there are many people here who will help you to stay on the right path.
                        Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                        • #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          Son, we don't appreciate racism here at Landover Baptist Church. Coloreds are people too.
                          LOL your kidding right?! I have read multiple post of racisim in this forum.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #14
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
                            LOL your kidding right?! I have read multiple post of racisim in this forum.
                            Post some examples please.
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • #15
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by jobie021 View Post
                              LOL your kidding right?! I have read multiple post of racisim in this forum.
                              We do not tolerate racism of any kind on this Godly forum. If you find any specific examples, please contact a Pastor immediately.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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