[Cranky Old Man]

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i said i wanted to be educated

Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that. I look forward to being entertained by you burning in Hell for all eternity. Jesus and I will have great fun watching you suffer.

[jokie]

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The Bible was written down from the spoken Word of God directly to the parchment via the Holy Spirit. To suggest that the Bible is riddled with errors is downright outrageous, as we know that our God is all-knowing and therefore is without error.

Many human writings have mistakes, to be sure! Look at the various other religious texts around, overflowing with the errors at every turn. I mean look at the Mormons: they've been searching for their own planet for how many centuries now ?


Sir, I must give you a stern warning that you are not to talk to us like that when you are in the presence of God (and children). We will not tolerate hate-speech here at Landover, and we expect you to behave like a mature adult.

Goodness! I already asked you once to keep a civil tongue in your head, I won't ask you again. Clearly you do care or you wouldn't have spent the time composing your reply!
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LOL to suggest that every other religious text is riddled with errors yet yours is not is completely hypocritical, which i do believe it says in your bible that being a hypocrite is like a sin or whatever. Also how can you warn me twice for the same post when i have not had the chance to respond or adhere to the first warning? LOL Well come on Ernest im eagerly awaiting your response. And lady give me infractions all day i couldnt care less!!! haha i just find this extremely funny

[jokie]

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Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that. I look forward to being entertained by you burning in Hell for all eternity. Jesus and I will have great fun watching you suffer.

LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

Hey maggot, where do you get off abusing the elderly like that? Do you think that's funny? Do you get your kicks by being mean to old people?

God, what a sick bastard you are.



(Leviticus 19:32) "Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[jokie]

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HAHA im a dude firs toff, to the lady who reported me on that one lol, where have any of you shown any respect at all??? man i love you guys im getting such a kick from this

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Also no i dont like colored men or women...

Shocking

My nephew was reading this and he asked me "why do some people hate other people?"

Do you know how distressing it is to tell a ten year old all about race hate, burning crosses, mass graves and genocide?

Kindly keep it to yourself, next time.

All the best.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[jokie]

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Shocking

My nephew was reading this and he asked me "why do some people hate other people?"

Do you know how distressing it is to tell a ten year old all about race hate, burning crosses, mass graves and genocide?

Kindly keep it to yourself, next time.

All the best.
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lol perfect time to tell him if he doesnt do exactly as you say hes going to hell and your gonna beat him and laugh from heaven while he burns.
i dont even hate any of you as you are bring me lots of laughs and entertainment. It looks as tho this might be my last one as i am getting reported for everything(which is fine cause when im banned i will continue on with my life while your all still raging and hating). Who made those mass graves? you and your other cultists yea exactly. I do feel bad for these kids you speak of because they have no choice but to follow your nonsense, and whatever else you do to them. Thank you ez i think i win as that last report was for 1000 points!!!! whats the max one can get cause i hope to be there by tonight!!!! OH and ez is that all you can do is copy paste that same thing? Use your brain a tad didnt your god give it to you? If this isnt a debate forum why is everyone getting all mad hahaha? I like how you just label people you are all such hypocrites and on it says god is gonna damn hypocrits right in Ezekiels signature hahahahah!!! Where is the doctor i wanted to actually talk to that guy he doesnt seem as much a freak as the rest of you. Yes ezekiel you certainly are right to follow what you believe in but to bash others for their beliefs is ridiculous seeing as basically all religions came from one religion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...blahblahblah.... to bash others for their beliefs is ridiculous seeing as basically all religions came from one religion.

#1: God wants us to attack non-Christians, and even kill them.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

#2: Please post proof of your ridiculous claim that "all religions came from one reigion." Post it here and now. I want to see your proof of how the Hairy Krishnas and the Raelians came from God Almighty and not satan.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

lol perfect time to tell him if he doesnt do exactly as you say hes going to hell and your gonna beat him and laugh from heaven while he burns.
i dont even hate any of you as you are bring me lots of laughs and entertainment. It looks as tho this might be my last one as i am getting reported for everything(which is fine cause when im banned i will continue on with my life while your all still raging and hating). Who made those mass graves? you and your other cultists yea exactly.

I teach my nephew about what the bible (KJV1611) says about what to do, not what I think

Do you think I enjoy teaching him about death, murder, gaysex and bestiality? What about incest? Is it okay to let him think that is fine?

God tells us what not to do and we have to learn what not to do the not be not saved and go the hell with all the whores and wizards

Leviticus 20:*

12And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them.

*13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

*14And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

*15And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

*16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

*17And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

Do you want people to to go to Hell?

Think about it, eh?

And I have never killed anyone, let alone enough to fill a mass grave.

All th best.
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[jokie]

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Well i do thank you for not just regurgitating the same thing over and of Ezekiel a post on you site here said that, and i said basically i didnt say it was 100% true or that every single religion came from one as i was not around to see it.

Well, in the beginning there was the Roman Catholic Church's predecessor (which was founded by Peter the Apostle upon the teachings of Jesus Christ), this took place in 1st century Roman Judea. This was founded before the fall of the Roman Empire (Christianity was made legal in the Roman Empire by the emperor Constantine the Great, through the Edict of Milan), and was made the official state religion of the Roman Empire by the emperor Theodosius. In the beginning there was severe debate over whether the Church was to recognize Arianism or Trinitarianism (Arianism being the belief that Jesus was simply a prohpet, a holy man with reasonable, wise teachings, and Trinitarianism being that Jesus Christ was one with the Father (Yahweh) and the Holy Ghost/Spirit). The original Christian/Catholic Church was organized into 5 "metropolitan sees", Rome, Constantinople (modern day Istanbul), Jerusalem, Alexandria, and Antioch, each ruled over by a patriarch. When the Roman Empire was split into two (by the emperor Diocletian), the two versions of Christianity, that of the East and West began to differ considerably, eventually causing "The Great Schism", which separated the Church into two parts--the West, which became the Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, and the East, which became the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church (from which the branches of Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, etc. derive). In essence, this means that neither religion arose from the other, they both derived from an earlier, universal form of Christianity.

This doesnt say that they all came from one but i find it quite interesting
http://www.charismamag.com/index.php...nity-come-from

you might too since its about how hitler tried to help christianity out by genocide of the jews you all HATE so much

So why arent you out killing non christians and jews like hitler? is he your idol? shouldnt you be purging this world instead of debating with me on the nondebate forums?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocker;

Hitler was a Mary-worshiping Catcholick. They aren't Christians.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[jokie]

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I teach my nephew about what the bible (KJV1611) says about what to do, not what I think

Do you think I enjoy teaching him about death, murder, gaysex and bestiality? What about incest? Is it okay to let him think that is fine?

Do you want people to to go to Hell?

Think about it, eh?

And I have never killed anyone, let alone enough to fill a mass grave.

All th best.
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you sir i am starting to like, but why would i care if you say these people are going to hell? you clearly dont care that i supposedly am, especially when i asked to learn more and you insult and mock me, maybe i wanted to be saved by jesus and you people ruined that. you are contradicting what ezekiel says tho, you should be filling mass graves according to him. i dont agree with gaysex and bestiality or incest. nor do i agree with alot of stuff you believe but it doesnt matter what i think to you nor does your opinions matter to me. I do like how you are all getting so mad and offended over me when i came here to see if you would "help" me find the way to the light but clearly you all have no interest in that. only people who were born and raised that way according to you get into your "special club". what bout jesus forgiving sins and all that. on a side note if jesus was a jew how can you HATE him, which lets be honest you HATE jews, where in the bible does it say HATE ALL JEWS? please i would love a scripture that says christians must hate jews.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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where in the bible does it say HATE ALL JEWS? please i would love a scripture that says christians must hate jews.

They Killed the Savior of Mankind. Isn't that enough for you?

1 Thessalonians 2:14 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:

[jokie]

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Dear Godmocker;

Hitler was a Mary-worshiping Catholic. (fixed that mr. intolerance)They aren't Christians.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

But sir you dont dispute the fact that, that was a very christian like move in your mind? You sir wish he had succeeded then he would have been the best christian? And his parents were catholic he denounced http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...eligious_views

Sir i dont understand, why are you even still talking to me when you are clearly soo raged you must resort to acting like a child?
I wonder what your "eats the most pork" badge means
teabag patriot???! what is that you put your man parts in guys mouth?!
Ex-mastibator!? isnt that a sin!? oh golly
True scientist?! yet believes the world is flat!?
I do like that you beat women it truly makes you a real man huh?
Why are you winking at me its kinda creepy.
I highly doubt you have ever "punched" a queer as im fairly certain they would pummel you.