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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.
    Friend, the point here is, God is not half full or half empty. Either you beleive or you do not. You go to Heaven or to Hell. It is absolutely your choice. But there is no 'MediocreVille' for those fluffy bunnies that are half assed.
    Some 'sicence' is correct and those facts are verfied through the undeniable proofs provided by God in the Bible.

    That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.
    Friend, no one is insulting you. If you provide little facts about yourself, then people build on them, it is the nature God gave us. The only thing we can know with absolute assuredness are the facts contained in the Bible. Everyone knows God had it written and without Him, there would be no 'Us'.
    It does sadden me to know you do not flat out deny:
    anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on

    Have i committed sins, you bet.
    Of course you have. You have alluded to all sorts of depravity. We just wanto you to know Jesus died for those sins and has offered to wash you in His blood to remove them. Sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me.

    I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
    Be sure to thank God for that food, friend.

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  • TheLordSavedMe
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

    That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

    Have i committed sins, you bet.

    I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
    I'm glad you're not a gay Jokie.

    Pastor Zeke must've had a good reason to change you name, he's a really nice man!

    I hope you come back and learn to love JESUS as much as I do!







    Tammi

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

    That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

    Have i committed sins, you bet.

    I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
    So you want to believe in a Jesus that's tailor made for your lifestyle...

    Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, the gay priest apologists and the women priest apologists and the... on and on it goes. All of them choosing a Jesus they made up and occasionally dusting him with a cosmetic sprinkle of bits of the Bible they find pretty.

    Why bother? Why not just make up any old nonsense like a pagan? It's pathetic. It's like you want a safety blanket of superstition to make sense of the stuff that the actual God is behind for reasons explained in the Bible.

    God hates this sort of thing and will burn you forever.

    Read the bible and one day you will love God in the same way I do and understand why it's important for True Christians(TM) to preach the actual word of God in the Bible.

    If you don't follow that then you may as well be an atheist.

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  • Bill R. Briscoe
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    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Bill how is saying we shouldn't have a negro president racist? We have never before now, and he is doing a terrible job. I mispoke about the racism, but the discrimination is completely true.
    Out of all of the things wrong with Obama, you selected the fact that he was black as the reason he should not have been elected. How is that not racism? You feel the color of his skin is more evil than his mooselimb communist agenda? That is just plain disgusting, sir. Your bigotry is abhorrent.

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.
    But you are going to Hell with the very people that commit those acts, so why separate the wheat from the chaff?

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  • jokie
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Perhaps you missed my question upthread.

    What is it you do believe?

    It's often convenient to see what commonalities we have and go from there.

    Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

    That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

    Have i committed sins, you bet.

    I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    I just might have to do that.
    It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
    He means this. This is why some of we True Christians™ are very knowledgeable about the false theories of science. We often know more about them than atheist ranters.

    We allow the atheist mocker because he is civil and amuses us with his conceits.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: hello

    Perhaps you missed my question upthread.

    What is it you do believe?

    It's often convenient to see what commonalities we have and go from there.

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  • jokie
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
    Hi Jokie

    You should not be a gay skater, because JESUS will send you to HELL.

    You can still be a skater though, but not a gay one!






    Tammi.
    HAHAHA why thank you, but i am not gay in any way shape or form. That was changed (im guessing by Ezekiel) because I got so mad at him that I had to resort to such childish things. I haven't skated for several years. I also changed my name lol.

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    I realize how much influence the Bible has had on Western civilization, and came here to learn more about the Bible and True Christian™ thinking.

    If you read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War, you'll understand more of my motivations.
    I just might have to do that.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    ...why are you even here considering you think these people are idiots?...
    I realize how much influence the Bible has had on Western civilization, and came here to learn more about the Bible and True Christian(tm) thinking.

    If you read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War, you'll understand more of my motivations.

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  • TheLordSavedMe
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    Hi Jokie

    You should not be a gay skater, because JESUS will send you to HELL.

    You can still be a skater though, but not a gay one!






    Tammi.

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  • jokie
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I bet you've read that.



    2 books a day, take a little over an hour on average, and you'll be done in a month.

    Seriously, if it was that hard, do you think the idiots here could have done it?
    I have never read any of the harry potter books. Your an atheist and believe in evolution according to your badges, why are you even here considering you think these people are idiots?

    Bill how is saying we shouldn't have a negro president racist? We have never before now, and he is doing a terrible job. I mispoke about the racism, but the discrimination is completely true.

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    you don't see our loving rebukes for what they are.
    I did not know loving rebukes were insults.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    When did i say i was an atheist? So what you are saying is that everyone who isnt a true christian has to love anal sex? That is completely untrue.

    JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like I think everyone who isnt true christian like you is.*** fixed

    I have no problem with you trying to help and i welcome it if you can keep stuff like that out of it as it does not not pertain to me.

    Now that you are all here you can gang up and start trying to insult me and twist my words and take things completely out of context. YAY for that. What happened to Mary and now Papist is done teaching me excellent quotes about such things and giants, dragons, and unicorns.....
    Friend, have you ever tried to grab a bar of soap in the bath? That's what it's like trying to grasp your soul. You are so used to people after your butt by telling you what you want to hear you don't see our loving rebukes for what they are. I say to you again: read the Bible.

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  • Bill R. Briscoe
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Mary, nor did i say i didn't want to be saved.....
    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    I ask a simple question (what is the holy spirit?) and none of you answer, you just go off on random stuff about stuff i never said. How is that trying to save someone???????????????????
    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Back to your reading comprehension, i never said i wanted to be saved did i?
    *snip*
    Ok then ill just stop coming here and forget all this ever happened. And you get the satisfaction that once again you failed to attempt to save someone
    You're under the assumption that we're wanting to save you. We use this forum to praise Almighty Christ Jesus, and welcome unsaved trash who are willing to cast the shackles of a sinful life and be Saved in the Blood of our Savior.

    You come here uninvited and unwelcome, with the mindset of not wanting to be saved, and expect us to convince you to want to be saved? Your arrogance knows no bounds. We were all saved by reading all of the King James Bible, starting with Genesis 1:1 and ending with Revelation 22:20, and following His unerring Word. We recommend you read this life-changing book, and you throw it in our faces and demand we explain even the simplest passages to you? What makes you think we're going to respond with civility after your insubordination?

    How about we take a look at your first few posts? That should bring some light as to why you are here, correct?
    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    hi
    Amazing. Simply breath-taking. Is that the introduction to "A Retards Telling of the Qu'ran"?
    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.
    And here we are educating, and here you are spitting in Jesus and our faces.
    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    I opened a random page and my eyes were immediately draw to
    Mat 10:34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."
    The amount of insight you bring to this fantastic passage is not only awe-inspiring, but downright pathetic prophetic.

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Dirty homers are gross.
    There is no way a black man should be president.
    In the kitchen making me food.
    You make a racist statement, hoping we'll somehow admire or respect you for this?

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    LOL your kidding right?! I have read multiple post of racisim in this forum.
    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    Ok i will search for them give me a few minutes. I dont recall the exact posts. But in every thread it seems to be completely filled with nothing but discrimination.
    Then you turn around and act like spouting racism is discrimination. Which is it? Are you for or against racism? Why am I not surprised at the crumbling, inconsistent moral integrity of someone who has never read the Bible? I'm sure your cobbled together ethos suits you just fine for the limitations of your intellect, but that won't stop God from casting you into a lake of fire come judgement day.
    2 Timothy 3:7-17
    7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 8Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
    9But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as their's also was.
    10But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
    11Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
    12Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
    13But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
    14But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
    15And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
    16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
    17That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.


    Revelation 21:8
    8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
    Son, Jesus brought you here so that you may stand back in awe of your hedonistic, sloping brow world view. He wants you to see how to find Salvation, and discontinue your thoughts of sticking your willy in light sockets and newborn babies. Repent now, while you are in this moment of self reflection and "learning", and allow Jesus to come into you.

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    i dont know ANY facts about god or "true christianity"
    This is the first step into gaining True Wisdomâ„¢. Humbling yourself before God, and admitting you have lived a life of utter failure up until this point. Drop that frivolous knowledge that you so poorly obtained in the first place, and find the sparkling white hot love of Jesus Christ!

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    ...And how long do you think it would take to read a 400000 page book??...
    It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I bet you've read that.

    ...Oh i guess ill just do that for the next few years cause you know not like i have to work or anything...
    2 books a day, take a little over an hour on average, and you'll be done in a month.

    Seriously, if it was that hard, do you think the idiots here could have done it?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    When did i say i was an atheist? So what you are saying is that everyone who isnt a true christian has to love anal sex? That is completely untrue.

    JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like I think everyone who isnt true christian like you is.*** fixed

    I have no problem with you trying to help and i welcome it if you can keep stuff like that out of it as it does not not pertain to me.
    .....
    I am glad you are not a nigra. Your diction is too distinct to of been anything but a non-nigra or an ex-nigra.

    All we want to do is help you find Jesus. I think if you'll let us, you will find that a lot of things that on the surface, do not appear to pertain to you, will once you dig in a little.
    You see son, there is nothing to be afraid of. This is all perfectly natural. We are not surprised in the least your apprehensions and nervousness. Learning about God and discovering the majesty of his Holiness is akin to the day you were deposited at your fathers feet from your mothers womb. Covered in the jisim of her Love. You have to admit, that was a terrific day. Wouldn't you like every day to be like that?

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