[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm still here, friend!

I'm quite busy, as I am running to and fro between the kitchen and other areas of the house where duty calls. You say you aren't and atheist and yet say you came here only to satisfy your curiosity. Why don't you tell us, what do you believe?

[jokie]

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Why? You're an atheist with no moral compass. Are you some sort of bigot?

When did i say i was an atheist? So what you are saying is that everyone who isnt a true christian has to love anal sex? That is completely untrue.

JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like I think everyone who isnt true christian like you is.*** fixed

I have no problem with you trying to help and i welcome it if you can keep stuff like that out of it as it does not not pertain to me.

Now that you are all here you can gang up and start trying to insult me and twist my words and take things completely out of context. YAY for that. What happened to Mary and now Papist is done teaching me excellent quotes about such things and giants, dragons, and unicorns.....

[James Hutchins]

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I'm not Brother James, and he doesn't think I'M a Negro sodomite. I'm not sure what your point is here, but be respectful, this is our forum, not yours.

Quite right, Capt. Portway. You are perhaps one of the most masculine men I have ever had the distinction of interacting with. And you certainly are not a nigra.

I remember reading some play when in my college days, a phrase (I think it is a phrase) keeps popping in my head. I'll pull it out for all to see. Forgive me if I do not have it straight.
"Me thinks he doth protest too much"
Now, as memory serves, that meant that actually the exact opposite was meant Vs. what what said.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

And you get the satisfaction that once again you failed to attempt to save someone, simply cause saying read the bibleread the bibleread the bible is so much easier and keeps your conscience clear.

This is how I see this situation:

You: "I want to learn to ride a bike."

True Cristian(tm): "you need to get on the bike and peddle: it will take a bit of time but I will be here to help you".

You: "I don't want to waste my time getting on the bike and peddling, I want to learn to ride a bike!"

True Christian(tm): "?"

Do you see, now?

YIC
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[James Hutchins]

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No thanks james as i said im done with you. All you speak of are perverted acts of nigra sodomites?
You have a serious issue with butts and negros and i want no part of it.
Thank you that is quite interesting.
.... all the stuff that james constantly brings up.

Friend, I hear you silently screaming like a lamb at slaughter. I can assure you, I am no more attracted to the firm round taught rump of a nigra than I am at the thought of spending eternity in Hell. A lot of you kids only respond to tough love. I am only tryng to get you to nuzzle the bosom of Our Lord.
You would not be here if God, in His Divine Wisdom(tm) had not guided you here. I am not like a limp wristed demoncrat that gives up with the slightest resistance. I know to continue to push, to quench the cries of desperation and slog on with my tireless Love of Jesus. Won;t you please let me help you feel the Love of God within? Submit to Jesus friend. You know you want to.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I do no approve of or participate in anal sex.

Why? You're an atheist with no moral compass. Are you some sort of bigot?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like you think everyone who isnt you is.

I'm not Brother James, and he doesn't think I'M a Negro sodomite. I'm not sure what your point is here, but be respectful, this is our forum, not yours.

[jokie]

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Son, we are all here trying to help you. Brother James loves you just as much as I do. We all want you to receive Jesus into your shriveled, unsaved soul.

To the unsaved, Christians seem to have various obsessions. People like you for instance, think we are obsessed with anal sex. But God has told us that anal sex is wrong.


How can you blame us for pointing out to all who will listen that putting your penis into a rectum is wrong? We want to save people, and if we have to tell them that God hates them to do that, then that is what we are going to do.

I understand but he can not speak with out bring up anus and negros. You others do not. I do no approve of or participate in anal sex.

Ever heard of a dinosaur, nimrod?

Obviously they died out during and after the Flood, which is why we find their bones today. And to our knowledge, they didn't breathe fire.

"Unicorn" means "one horn". Golly gee, I wonder what that could be.


Just as "unicorn" is now erroneously applied to "imaginary horse with a single horn", "cherub" now means this imaginary creature:

Whereas the "cherubim" described in the Bible are not chubby infants with wings, but fearsome beasts with four faces and six wings:

They died, idiot. Nobody said they were immortal.

Cool insults sir. I ask a question and you call me names LOL. Go harass someone else cause im having intelligent conversation with respectful people.

Its too bad i have to wait 700 seconds to respond to you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That was good papist. What happened to the donkey and the giants?

They died, idiot. Nobody said they were immortal.

[jokie]

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What do you think it means? Take a moment to think about it. See it in your mind.

Well i cant be entirely sure sure be cause that one part is out of context. It seems to me as though some people were walking through a plain and passed by some other people who live in another part of the world, and into a wooded area?

Now can you tell me what it actually means so i can see how far off i am?

JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like you think everyone who isnt you is.

That was good papist. What happened to the donkey and the giants?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Where are the dragons and unicorns now? Did they sin so god killed them all?

Ever heard of a dinosaur, nimrod?

Obviously they died out during and after the Flood, which is why we find their bones today. And to our knowledge, they didn't breathe fire.

"Unicorn" means "one horn". Golly gee, I wonder what that could be.



Just as "unicorn" is now erroneously applied to "imaginary horse with a single horn", "cherub" now means this imaginary creature:



Whereas the "cherubim" described in the Bible are not chubby infants with wings, but fearsome beasts with four faces and six wings:

[Professor Bessemer]

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Professor i do appreciate your civilness and willingness to share with out all the stuff that james constantly brings up.

Son, we are all here trying to help you. Brother James loves you just as much as I do. We all want you to receive Jesus into your shriveled, unsaved soul.

To the unsaved, Christians seem to have various obsessions. People like you for instance, think we are obsessed with anal sex. But God has told us that anal sex is wrong.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

How can you blame us for pointing out to all who will listen that putting your penis into a rectum is wrong? We want to save people, and if we have to tell them that God hates them to do that, then that is what we are going to do.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Thank you that is quite interesting.

Told you so. It's all there in the Bible.

For example, did you know there is even a talking donkey; that there were once giants?

I didn't think so. This is why you should read the Bible, because it's chock full of ways God is more glorious and magical than you can possibly imagine. The ways he is beyond comprehension are way too numerous for us to say them all.

Numbers 22:22-30
22And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the LORD stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him. 23And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way. 24But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side. 25And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again. 26And the angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left. 27And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. 28And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? 29And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. 30And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

[jokie]

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Friend, I look at all the facts. I constantly read and discuss facts (not 'theories', mind you).
Joos killed Jesus, no one denies this fact. God, the Holy Spirt and Jesus are one and the same. So joos tried to kill God. Do you think that displeases God? Do you think that makes Him madder than say, having to see the perverted acts of nigra sodomites?
What fact am I missing? Be sure to back up with scripture.
I want to help you understand the Truth about God. Is that such a bad thing?

Friend, it is pretty simply for all but the dullest of minds. I'll try and dumb it down further for you, though that is hard. Perhaps I'll try to use the vernacular you kids use:
"We waz hoppin' past our bros from the hood, that we gotz to by way of Popeyes and KFC, we hung a looey at the popo and cruzed through needle park".
The reality is, had you studied your geography and Biblical history, all those places would come alive to you. It is not anyones fault but your own that you are ignorant of the world.

No thanks james as i said im done with you. All you speak of are perverted acts of nigra sodomites?
You have a serious issue with butts and negros and i want no part of it.

God didn't see fit to tell us but there definitely were once unicorns and dragons will come again at the end of the world.

Thank you that is quite interesting.

Well jokie, I love to pray and I love to pray with others, but you say something next that makes me think my time would be wasted if I shared with you the value of prayer.



So you just have a morbid curiosity of True Christianity™?



None of us failed, son. You will have failed yourself if you continue on this road to perdition. The Good LORD warns us about spending our time on His precious gospel with pigs like you:

Mary, nor did i say i didn't want to be saved.....


Professor i do appreciate your civilness and willingness to share with out all the stuff that james constantly brings up.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Even if i were to read the entire bible, its written in a way that only people like all of you who spent your entire lives simply trying to understand it, can take anything from it.

That's not true. My children could read and comprehend parts of the Holy Bible by the time they were three. It's in plain American so it's not even a different language. The miracle of Holy Scripture is that it's simple enough a child or retard could understand it, yet profound enough that a person could spend their entire lives exploring it and learning new things.

And when we passed by from our brethren the children of Esau, which dwelt in Seir, through the way of the plain from Elath, and from Eziongaber, we turned and passed by the way of the wilderness of Moab.

What do you think it means? Take a moment to think about it. See it in your mind.

Yea i really understand what that means, glad i read that.

You're not trying. You sound frustrated. The Holy Spirit guides the lost, friend. You might consider praying for the Holy Spirit to guide you.

Where are the dragons and unicorns now? Did they sin so god killed them all?

That's silly. Animals have no souls. They cannot sin.