Hi!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi!

I'm not listening to you! I will not throw my life in vain!

If you're a Christian, then this life is just setting the stage for eternity.

Psalm 90:10 The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

I have been freeing polar bears almost all my life now,...

True Christians(tm) know that polar bears are for eating (and wearing), not freeing.

...And if I wanted the Gods armour I would have to most likely move to the country which God truly has blessed, the USA!...

How dare you suggest there's a limit to God's power!

It's not like the heathens that infest your country are in iron chariots or something.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I have been freeing polar bears almost all my life now, and the Eskimoes, the satanic ones are really devilish and they cannot be beaten with manpower only! And if I wanted the Gods armour I would have to most likely move to the country which God truly has blessed, the USA! The best country in the world!

Glory!

I must confess to never having heard of 'freeing' and I'm an expert on gay slang.

Glory indeed. Glory hole, more like
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[PraiserO]

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I have been freeing polar bears almost all my life now, and the Eskimoes, the satanic ones are really devilish and they cannot be beaten with manpower only! And if I wanted the Gods armour I would have to most likely move to the country which God truly has blessed, the USA! The best country in the world!

Glory!

[PraiserO]

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I'm not listening to you! I will not throw my life in vain!

[Didymus Much]

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I can't reveal my churche's name because the satanic country of Finland is banning and killing all christians at the moment! I'm in danger even when typing to this forums.

Jesus doesn't want wimps.

Ephesians 6:10-17 10Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. 11Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. 13Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. 14Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; 15And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 16Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 17And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

[PraiserO]

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I can't reveal my churche's name because the satanic country of Finland is banning and killing all christians at the moment! I'm in danger even when typing to this forums.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello!
I live in the satanic land of Finland where I'm surrounded by eskimoes who don't really know that they are eskimoes, and the polar bears truly are slaves here.
I hate it here, you can't imagine the ways these people praise the satan here, and know absolutely nothing about the Holy Bible or God in general.

God bless America, the true country of God!

I'm going to the local baptist church where the few enlightened go to here, and I'm a computer technician.

My favorite bible verse is the following: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)

What's name of your church, Nanook?

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[PraiserO]

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And I forgot to add that I despise the heathens who worship the catholic church, they are not the true christians.

[PraiserO]

Re: Hi!

We are getting more and more people into our church every day so we are not currently in need of any instructioning, but I'll let you know when we do need such assistance.

I don't feel the need for onanism, because I have God to guide me in such matters, he together with Jesus give me the faith and the strength to resist such satanic habits.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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[QUOTE=PraiserO;855966]I'm going to the local baptist church where the few enlightened go to here, and I'm a computer technician.[QUOTE]

If you are a computer wizard how do you avoid the constant lure of Onanism?

Jesus has touched me!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello!
I live in the satanic land of Finland where I'm surrounded by eskimoes who don't really know that they are eskimoes, and the polar bears truly are slaves here.
I hate it here, you can't imagine the ways these people praise the satan here, and know absolutely nothing about the Holy Bible or God in general.

God bless America, the true country of God!

I'm going to the local baptist church where the few enlightened go to here, and I'm a computer technician.

My favorite bible verse is the following: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)

Glory, glory, GLORY!

Finally, an introduction that wasn't a slap in the face of the Little Baby Jesus. You'd be surprised how many people come here and can't follow simple instructions.

Tell me friend, what can we call you? How did you come to find Jesus in the wastelands of Finlandistan?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bob]

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Do they need people there to teach little children about Jesus?

[PraiserO]

Hello!
I live in the satanic land of Finland where I'm surrounded by eskimoes who don't really know that they are eskimoes, and the polar bears truly are slaves here.
I hate it here, you can't imagine the ways these people praise the satan here, and know absolutely nothing about the Holy Bible or God in general.

God bless America, the true country of God!

I'm going to the local baptist church where the few enlightened go to here, and I'm a computer technician.

My favorite bible verse is the following: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)