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  • #1

    A True Christian website at last...

    Hello,

    It's so wonderful to finally come across a genuinely godly wesbite run by True Christians.
    My name is Sarah-Mae, and I'm new to the forum. I'm 22 years of age, and I was raised in Mississippi. When I was 18, I married and had my first child (thankfully a boy), though I now have an additional seven children --- the Lord blessed my husband and I with multiple births. Four of these are sons and three are daughters.
    I'm well-versed in all of the bible. My favourite verse is this one:

    Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

    My favourite hobbies include cooking apple pies for my husband and sons and cleaning the kitchen floor several times over.
    I haven't joined this forum to ask questions, because I know that as a mere female I shouldn't even be thinking about questioning anyone or anything --- let alone the word of God. I have joined to associate with True Christians like myself, and, of course, I've got my husband's full permission to use this site.
    If I've left anything out or you would like more details, don't hesitate to ask and I will obey as soon as possible.
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  • #2
    Re: A True Christian website at last...

    Hi, Sarah-Mae, and welcome. It's so nice to see a good, wholesome, Christian woman here in the introduction forum instead of the usual riff-raff.

    As long as your husband has approved, there is nothing wrong with asking questions. The Bible says that women are to receive instruction, just not to give it.

    Good to have you on board!
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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    • #3
      Re: A True Christian website at last...

      Originally posted by Christianhomemaker View Post
      Hello,

      It's so wonderful to finally come across a genuinely godly wesbite run by True Christians.
      My name is Sarah-Mae, and I'm new to the forum. I'm 22 years of age, and I was raised in Mississippi. When I was 18, I married and had my first child (thankfully a boy), though I now have an additional seven children --- the Lord blessed my husband and I with multiple births. Four of these are sons and three are daughters.
      I'm well-versed in all of the bible. My favourite verse is this one:

      Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

      My favourite hobbies include cooking apple pies for my husband and sons and cleaning the kitchen floor several times over.
      I haven't joined this forum to ask questions, because I know that as a mere female I shouldn't even be thinking about questioning anyone or anything --- let alone the word of God. I have joined to associate with True Christians like myself, and, of course, I've got my husband's full permission to use this site.
      If I've left anything out or you would like more details, don't hesitate to ask and I will obey as soon as possible.
      When you say you were "blessed" with multiple births, I do hope they were truly gifts from God and not the result of some sort of Frankenstein-like secular fertility treatments. God makes some women barren on purpose, and going to some quack and getting hormone injections is just like kicking our dear sweet Lord right in the crotch!


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      He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.
      Psalm 113:9
      Oh, and welcome to the forum!
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      • #4
        Re: A True Christian website at last...

        Welcome aboard, Sarah-Mae!

        How old were you when Jesus first touched you?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: A True Christian website at last...

          Thank you so much for your warm welcome and for rightly correcting me, WWJDnow. It's greatly appreciated!

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          • #6
            Re: A True Christian website at last...

            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
            When you say you were "blessed" with multiple births, I do hope they were truly gifts from God and not the result of some sort of Frankenstein-like secular fertility treatments. God makes some women barren on purpose, and going to some quack and getting hormone injections is just like kicking our dear sweet Lord right in the crotch!




            Oh, and welcome to the forum!
            You're absolutely right when you say that fertility treatments are wrong, and that is why neither my husband or I refused to even let the idea enter our minds. We may as well condemn ourselves to Hell!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Welcome aboard, Sarah-Mae!

              How old were you when Jesus first touched you?
              I was raised and homeschooled by good Baptist parents, so I have been submitting to the will of Our Saviour for as long as I can remember. And thank you kindly for your welcome!
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              • #8
                Re: A True Christian website at last...

                Hello Sarah-Mae. I give you a tentative welcome.

                There's a question we need to ask, and I know you'll understand since we get a lot of false Christians here who think they are good Christians.

                How long after your wedding day was your first child born? I'm sure you see where I'm going with this and there's no need to spell it out.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • #9
                  Re: A True Christian website at last...

                  Originally posted by Christianhomemaker View Post
                  Hello,

                  It's so wonderful to finally come across a genuinely godly wesbite run by True Christians.
                  My name is Sarah-Mae, and I'm new to the forum. I'm 22 years of age, and I was raised in Mississippi. When I was 18, I married and had my first child (thankfully a boy), though I now have an additional seven children --- the Lord blessed my husband and I with multiple births. Four of these are sons and three are daughters.
                  I'm well-versed in all of the bible. My favourite verse is this one:

                  Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                  My favourite hobbies include cooking apple pies for my husband and sons and cleaning the kitchen floor several times over.
                  I haven't joined this forum to ask questions, because I know that as a mere female I shouldn't even be thinking about questioning anyone or anything --- let alone the word of God. I have joined to associate with True Christians like myself, and, of course, I've got my husband's full permission to use this site.
                  If I've left anything out or you would like more details, don't hesitate to ask and I will obey as soon as possible.
                  Welcome, sister! It's good to see another Christian woman in this world of pearl-wearing hussies! I can't wait to share pie recipies with you!
                  1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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                  • #10
                    Re: A True Christian website at last...

                    How many of your daughters were joined at the skull?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: A True Christian website at last...

                      It's nice to finally hear from a woman who isn't a gigantic slut demanding government handouts for contraception so she can go whore around with impunity. It's almost like every time I meet a woman, all I can think about how big of a disgusting slut she is, spreading her slut legs all over town. I just look at them, with their low-cut tops, exposed upper arms, pants above the knee, and I get so angry I almost want to cry. Thanks for reminding me that there is at least 1% of women in the world who aren't revolting, smelly-cunted whores having dirty filthy s*x all the time.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • #12
                        Re: A True Christian website at last...

                        Welcome ma'am. Go ahead and brag on your husband. I'm sure he must be a Godly man.

                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          Hello Sarah-Mae. I give you a tentative welcome.

                          There's a question we need to ask, and I know you'll understand since we get a lot of false Christians here who think they are good Christians.

                          How long after your wedding day was your first child born? I'm sure you see where I'm going with this and there's no need to spell it out.
                          He was born 9 months after.
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                          • #14
                            Re: A True Christian website at last...

                            I smell a potential rat.

                            Most first born are delivered late and it is quite possible the child was sired earlier than thought

                            More investigation needed.

                            Tentatively welcome to God's friendliest website.
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                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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