[Professor Bessemer]

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A big picture for both of us. Thank you so much for reminding me of the day I returned to Church. Looking back to such memories can be kind of hard sometimes and even more so over the internet.
I don't want to go into too much detail due to the less mature Christians roaming about.
I don't know else to say other than... thank you.

You are welcome Karen, most welcome indeed. Your candor is quite refreshing. It has made me think about my own sordid past somewhat fondly, as it is what brought me to Landover and my salvation. Praise!

We do not allow those who are not of legal age on our Godly boards dear, so do not edit yourself. We are all adults here Karen. If you have something you need or want to say, by all means do so. We will bear as much of your burden as you care to lay on us.

[Karen Nightingale]

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Twenty four you say? My goodness, that does paint quite a picture dear. A shameful picture mind you, quite shameful indeed. But vivid, very vivid. Where was I? Oh yes, pardon me.

Do not concern yourself with your past indiscretions dear. Once you are truly saved, all of your sins will be washed from your soul, including the four of your own children that you murdered in cold blood.

I myself am only directly no longer responsible for one murder. He was a poor homeless street hustler who I and a group of drug crazed fag rapists attacked for eighteen straight hours in a tumble down boathouse in Sausalito, California. But now that I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and saviour, I need no longer trouble myself with that bit of unpleasantness. I am washed in the blood of the Lamb, and you can be too Karen!

A big picture for both of us. Thank you so much for reminding me of the day I returned to Church. Looking back to such memories can be kind of hard sometimes and even more so over the internet.
I don't want to go into too much detail due to the less mature Christians roaming about.
I don't know else to say other than... thank you.

[Professor Bessemer]

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No Problem . You have no idea what I did there. So I say it probably was one of the worst things I've done.
Yes, I was naked and walked away covered head to toe in the sticky goo of 24 guys and I wasn't the only girl there.
No, I do not regret my past. It has made me aware of the emotional needs of sluts.
I did have four abortions though. That is something I've regretted as I feel responsable for the loss of their lives.

Twenty four you say? My goodness, that does paint quite a picture dear. A shameful picture mind you, quite shameful indeed. But vivid, very vivid. Where was I? Oh yes, pardon me.

Do not concern yourself with your past indiscretions dear. Once you are truly saved, all of your sins will be washed from your soul, including the four of your own children that you murdered in cold blood.

I myself am only directly no longer responsible for one murder. He was a poor homeless street hustler who I and a group of drug crazed fag rapists attacked for eighteen straight hours in a tumble down boathouse in Sausalito, California. But now that I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and saviour, I need no longer trouble myself with that bit of unpleasantness. I am washed in the blood of the Lamb, and you can be too Karen!

[Karen Nightingale]

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Oh Karen, thank you for sharing your testimony. Truly He has brought you to us for a reason! Praise Him! I am sorry you had to endure the emission of so many virile perverts at that awful party. How many perverts were involved exactly, including yourself? You were naked I assume? Were you bound or tied in any way? I myself have been in a similar situation on more than one occasion.

But that was before the Lord delivered me! I know that I will never again be bathed in the seed of numerous dominant and forceful sodomites as I was so many times in my unsaved past. Tell me Karen, is that really the very deepest you sank my dear? Is there nothing else of which you wish to unburden yourself? Some other shameful sexual escapade that eats away at your soul?

No Problem . You have no idea what I did there. So I say it probably was one of the worst things I've done.
Yes, I was naked and walked away covered head to toe in the sticky goo of 24 guys and I wasn't the only girl there.
No, I do not regret my past. It has made me aware of the emotional needs of sluts.
I did have four abortions though. That is something I've regretted as I feel responsable for the loss of their lives.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Oh Karen, thank you for sharing your testimony. Truly He has brought you to us for a reason! Praise Him! I am sorry you had to endure the emission of so many virile perverts at that awful party. How many perverts were involved exactly, including yourself? You were naked I assume? Were you bound or tied in any way? I myself have been in a similar situation on more than one occasion.

But that was before the Lord delivered me! I know that I will never again be bathed in the seed of numerous dominant and forceful sodomites as I was so many times in my unsaved past. Tell me Karen, is that really the very deepest you sank my dear? Is there nothing else of which you wish to unburden yourself? Some other shameful sexual escapade that eats away at your soul?

[Karen Nightingale]

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Yes ma'am.

I really like your sermon on Is it Right to Judge others. A little different to what I'm used to but I'm sure I'll get used it somehow . I'll be reading some more tomorrow.

Well done.

Loving us always

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you. Um, no unfortunately I wasn't. I've just recently heard about Landover through a friend of mine. I'm seeking out some of you sermons, you do have some on here right?

Yes ma'am.

[Karen Nightingale]

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You speak American well for an Austrian. Were you lucky enough to attend any of my revival sermons a few years ago when we had our Mission to Austria?

If you need to contact me for confidential Christian counseling, click on my email link at the bottom of my signature.

Thank you. Um, no unfortunately I wasn't. I've just recently heard about Landover through a friend of mine. I'm seeking out some of you sermons, you do have some on here right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Forget the name, if you just want me to explain what happened, ask. I'm going to read the great book to clear my head.

You speak American well for an Austrian. Were you lucky enough to attend any of my revival sermons a few years ago when we had our Mission to Austria?

If you need to contact me for confidential Christian counseling, click on my email link at the bottom of my signature.

[Karen Nightingale]

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Well the Bukkakkes are a tribe of Phillippinos, or so I've been lead to believe.

Forget the name, if you just want me to explain what happened, ask. I'm going to read the great book to clear my head.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Phillippino party? I was told is that it was called a Bukakke Party. They lied?

Well the Bukkakkes are a tribe of Phillippinos, or so I've been lead to believe.

[Karen Nightingale]

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You went to a Phillippino party?

Phillippino party? I was told is that it was called a Bukakke Party. They lied?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hate to go down memory lane but I'll do it since you asked,
A Bukkake party (you know what that is... right?), completely drunk whilst being underage. Yes I lied about my age just to get in. *shivers*

There are more things but thats probably the worst I'm willing to confess on the internet.

You went to a Phillippino party?

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[Karen Nightingale]

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I don't believe it. How do you even find something like that?

When you want something bad enough, you find it. It wasn't that big. That's what I was told it was called anyway.

[Karen Nightingale]

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psychadelic narcotics, and semen. My days were a blur of nightmarish visions and brutal rectal pounding.
I can only assume that you endured a heterosexual version of the Hell I chose to inflict upon myself and others.

From the sounds of that I'm terribly sorry to hear that. My version of the sexual hell was searching for love in the wrong place, looking for affirmation from other poeple only to have them walk away leaving me even more desperate. I added this bit because I just felt I had to.
He never forgot you.